BjorkWars

[Natalya]

Colette: shit

[Natalya]

Natalya: Ohh look at that!!




Natalya: Connected with the target.







The Shadowscythe: Very nice, he took out her legs and flipped her with that hit.
Kyouko: What of it?

[Natalya]

Colette: 3 attacks all at exactly the same time.
Colette: I think I've got it figured out.
Homura: Kaname-san, catch!!




Madoka: Thanks Homura-chan.




Homura: OTC Attack!!!!




Insert_Blank: What the hell? How could you?
Colette: You shouldn't have summoned all three at once. When you did that I realized that you were using proxy servers in your VPN to protect yourself.
Colette: Our attacks were always hitting the proxies. But now I've traced you and we can hit you.
Insert_Blank: You're a quick study Colette, but I wasn't coming in here thinking I could win just by hiding behind 7 bloxxies.
Insert_Blank: I've still got an ace in the hole.

[Natalya]

Insert_Blank: Overwatch, Combo Attack!!




Click Here for Overwatch's sick beats.
Overwatch: Let's pump it up!!
Colette: Oh my god my ears what the fuck!??!?!?!!!!




Overwatch: IB do it now
Insert_Blank: Take that Colette!!




Colette: YOU STUPID FUCKERS YOU BROKE MY FUCKING EAR DRUMS
Colette: I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU

[Natalya]

Colette: YOU ASSHOLES ARE DEAD
Overwatch: Well IB, I think we got her.




Colette: GOT ME? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING?
Colette: I'M ABOUT TO DESTROY YOU PEONS
Overwatch: It was nice chatting Colette, but, remember my goal from earlier? Well, Mission Accomplished.




Insert_Blank: Damn Straight Overwatch, it was a pleasure working with you.
Overwatch: Anytime IB, anytime.
Colette: ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME?




Colette: So help me god I will wreck those guys. I will wreck them.

This ends Act II.

[BFenix]

[cleanupcrew]

Well god is standing a few feet to my right and it's not doing me much good.

[Insert_blank]

Overv and I are like yin and yang. Ebony and ivory, peanut butter and jelly and other cool things that go well together.

I love how Homura just bisected one of my bloxxies tho. That was pretty cool.

[Natalya]

Well god is standing a few feet to my right and it's not doing me much good.

In this context her maximum abilities are your maximum abilities because you summoned her and the other girls. Mami is your favourite so you look like her but everyone else might as well be you. Remember that while you were talking to Homura, Madoka kept blasting away at IB.

IB isn't more powerful or anything, its just that he and Overwatch tag-teamed with a clever attack.

And let's be real, IRL you've been super pissed when you came on here and suddenly Angel of Death or something was playing and it destroyed your eardrums. But they never actually beat you, because you're as strong as them. That's the whole point of Thunderdumb; all mods enter, no mods leave. No mod is any better than any other mod. In there y'all have the exact same power. It's all about how you use it, and these guys used it to make minor attacks on you which you easily wiped away until distracted by the music from Overwatch which fits his character. You weren't defeated, but you got booty bothered, so it was a win for them.

[stubby]

[lawmaster]

#bjorkwars

[Vami IV]

#bjorkwars

Don't you go and forget about #bjorkwrs Lawmaster

[Natalya]

Oh shit I never made act 3 I am such a dumbass.

[mgb519]

Last time I checked you also hadn't done a report from the field.

[Insert_blank]

Yeah c'mon Natalya. I wanna see how cool I am.