Overwatch 3: No Glove, No Love, Only Revenge

[Silverdream]

That's the gif I made.

All the others were made by Scratch.

Also, thanks guys.

[Brikguy0410]

who will win? who will die? taking all bets!

6:silvadream

7:theshawdowscythe

8:total destruction of the universe

9:somthing completly unexpected and random.

[Brikguy0410]

Anyone else addicted to this soap?

how do you take your soap? do you smoke it, inject it, or snort it?

[Vami IV]

I like to set my soap on fire, but my neighbors get mad about it for some reason.

[loafofcheese]

I dissolve my soap in Dimethyl Sulfoxide and absorb it through my skin.

[The Shadowscythe]

I need more glove love.

[Silverdream]

I need more glove love.

You got it.



Silvadream: Die, fuckbastard!



Shadow the Scythe Master: What's a matter, can't you appreciate my burns?

Silvadream: GrrrrrrrrrAAAAAOOOOOO



Scratch: Black Dog is getting destroyed out there. You guys take care of Shadow and Silva.



Scratch: Maschenny Style: Golden Spear Technique: Gungnir! Ignito!



Scratch's divine weapon collides with Colette's ego barrier, bruising the flesh too close to the edge and causing a minor explosion.



Scratch: What the hell?

Colette: Scratch, this is my Universe. You are of no more threat to me than an ant is to a Neutron Bomb.



Scratch: Didn't your parents teach you not to steal? What about morals?!

Colette: Morals came off the table when you tried to kill me. Any last words?



Scratch tries to move, to escape, but Colette has anchored his form with glass.

Scratch: After you shoot me with whatever that is, I'm going to kick your ass.



Colette: Vaya con dios, Amigo.



Glass extends from the glass cannon, and zooms toward Scratch at an incredible speed that most people couldn't even comprehend.



Scratch: Huh.



Silverdream: I blocked her shot with rocks that even I couldn't lift. Next time Colette shoots you you should shoot him or block it.

Scratch: Why? This way I could guarantee you would join this fight.



Silverdream: Urghk

Scratch: SILVERDREEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMM!





Silvadream: yo kung fu is just a bunch of kung fooey. you are much less good at fighting than me you bastard



Silvadream: AAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH



Silvadream: you lil' ANKLEBITING BITCH!



Shadow the Scythe Master: You touch the fruit of my loins...



Shadow the Scythe Master: I BURN YOU WITH THE FIRE OF MY LOINS!



Silvadream: Fire is the symbol of my loyalty!



Earwig: Daddy, stop.



Earwig: Fire seems to inspire him. From my analysis, the best way to beat him is with water.

Shadow the Scythe Master: I think you're right.



Silvadream: shivers geometrically



Silvadream: DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE!



Silvadream: Save me overwatch! Pinkie Pie! Help! Someoooooooooooooooone!

Shadow the Scythe Master: Well done, chappe. Or should I say, ice job. Hahaha.

Earwig: I'm a girl, Dad.

[Zupponn]

But wait, ice isn't water...

[Silverdream]

But wait, ice isn't water...

Ice is frozen water, iirc.

[Zupponn]

But wait, ice isn't water...

Ice is frozen water, iirc.

But does Silvadream know that?


The ice was really cool by the way.

[Silverdream]

Silvadream: Overwatch.



Silvadream: OVERWAAAAAAATCH!



Silvadream: no fire shall burn her, no ice shall freeze my pasion for her because it is I who love her. those who stand in the way of me and my gf will DIE!



Shadow the Scythe Master: Earwig, please remove the water.





Earwig: Sorry Dad, I'm pretty wonky at matter deletion.

Silvadream: ALRIGHT BITCH AND BASTARD, VERSE ME NOW



Shadow the Scythe Master: You did good, kid.

Silvadream: U R A S H I T



Shadow the Scythe Master: Silva, today I've decided not to destroy you. I can sense powerful angst and love coming from you, which reminds me of a younger me.



Silvadream: oh wow, lil bitch who can't EVEN DO A FITE. you're such a bitch coward.



Silvadream: u're all talk, a cult with no claws, a man without a cane, a no-pronged fork.



Silvadream: after all the HORIBLE STUF that I've been through and you think you can come over to me and say "hai silva that stuff I did I'm sorry for lets' be friends k?" u think that your sins can be washed away with words the same way a car's window is cleaned by a summer rain?

Shadow the Scythe Master: Silva, look.



Earwig: Silvadream, I'm sorry.



Silvadream: -sigh- NOW YOU HAVE YOUR CHILD COME OVER TO APOLOGIZE 4 U?! well, i do repect this 1 for her warrior spirit so i will not hold a grudge because of my honour code that I muyst follow.



Earwig: When I grow up, I'm going to be a knight for justice, just like you. That is my dream.



Silvadream: verily well. in thee name of ye honore, I shalt forgive thou kin in ye name of ye olde chivalry.



Silvadream: we are men. two men who know what love is. I am a brave knight, and you are a shepherd. i should not be trying to fite you, i should be trying to protect you like your brave knightling did. i apologize for my foul language.

Shadow the Scythe Master: I accept your apology, chappe.



The two put their gloved hands together.



Earwig: As a witness of this covenant, I do declare that Shadow of the Scythe Masters, and Sir Silvadream shall herefore be peaceful for the rest of their days. This union of peace has been passed down the Scythe Master line for generations!





Silvadream: Silvadream! I have come to answer your call to help.



Silvadream: After fighting Colette for eons, we were able to escape his clutches after realizing our true potential and becoming Quantum Surfers!



Shadow the Scythe Master: I haven't felt this level of pain since kebab night.



Silvadream: How's this for a kebab knight?





Silvadream: Through blood and honour,

Silvadream: by the power of science,

Silvadream: May our anal disruptors be a guiding light!





Scythe's form explodes in a mist of red pain.



Shadow the Scythe Master: Silvadream, why?



Silvadream: IT IS I THAT ASK THE QUESTIONS! My music taste may not be respected, but I ALONE WILL APPRECIATE HOW GOOD MY COUSIN'S MIXTAPE IS!



Silvadream: ANAL DISRUPTION FIST!



Earwig: I hate you.

[Zupponn]

Earwig: I hate you.

Your sig seemed fitting for the end of this part.

[Natalya]

This is the best OC.

[Silverdream]

Blackdog the Destroyer: How can we beat her? Not even her head is having an effect on her.

Scratch: I've brought out my second and third greatest weapons, and neither are having any effect. If only Colette hadn't stopped my god-rod from entering her.



Silverdream: Scratch, turn this thing back on.



Silverdream: I will be the one to kill Colette.



Colette:...

Yes, old friend. I won't allow you to die in vain.



Scratch: Silverdream... I won't remember this.



Blackdog the Destroyer: It's for the best Scratch.



Silverdream: DO IT! I'll prove this beast has no heart! Or anything, once I erase her from existence along with me.



Colette: ...



Silverdream: ...



Quantum Surfer Quantum Surfer: Stop.





Quantum Surfer Quantum Surfer: ...



The god-rod grows ever closer to it's target, as soon as it touches, it will activate.



Quantum Silva: Quantum leap! Colette, I will bear your sins!



Quantum Surfer Quantum Surfer: Goodbye.







The three cry out in grief and anguish. They scream and tears fly violently out of their eyes.



Colette: That fool...



Blackdog the Destroyer: Why, why did he have to die?!



Scratch: Everyone stop, try to remember them, the ones who died for us. As long as one memory exists, the Quantum Surfer exists.



Silverdream: All I can remember is that glow, that ghastly glow of the god-rod. But I remember something underneath it. Kindness.



Colette: I remember humility.



Blackdog the Destroyer: The beauty of creation.



Scratch: I think her name started with a k?



Silverdream: ...

Colette: ...

Scratch: ...

Blackdog the Destroyer: ...



Colette: Curie, Koch, Kocher, Krogh, Kendrew, Konrad.

Silverdream: Whoever he was, he was the best Quantum Surfer I knew. Twice as good as you guys.





Colette: Quantum Surfer Quantum Surfer!



The five czat members go back to their table.



Colette: So why'd you sacrifice yourself for us?



Quantum Surfer Quantum Surfer: You all often tease me for being supportive or following the most powerful of you, but I have my reasons. I like all of you, and I don't like the idea of us fighting. I support the most powerful because I want to ensure peace. Lately in our circle there's been a lot of arguing over power, and I hate it. We should be creating with each other. War and fighting is fun, but only with the minifigs we play with. When Silverdream and Colette were going to kill each other permanently, for real that time, it was the final straw. I had to bear the cross of all of your sins, but I'm glad I've been reborn.



Colette: I've learned to be more humble for this. Thank you Quantum, for being so great.



Silverdream: I've learned that it's not about being powerful, it's about having a good time with your friends.



Blackdog the Destroyer: I agree with Colette and Silverdream.



Scratch: I've learned that my weapons still need improvement.



Colette: It's so great that we're no longer fighting anymore. Now we can focus on what really matters, war.



Silverdream: Colette, we've been friends and partners for millenia, and though I broke our sacred covenant, I would like to make it up to you.



Silverdream: Will you make me the happiest Quantum Surfer to exist and marry me?



Colette: No.



Silverdream: Haha, just kidding. I meant like we could be friends forever.



Blackdog the Destroyer: Good one, Silverdream.



Blackdog the Destroyer: Because we all know that I'm the real Quantum Surfer for Colette.



Scratch: No, Colette is my sun and stars, and no candle can replace her radiance. Marry me, Colette.



Colette: No. You're all forgetting your place.



All four instinctively bow to Colette, as they've done for untold amounts of time.



Colette: Stop bowing. I'm done being the boss. We're supposed to work together, how will our talents grow if I hold you back? I will not marry any of you because it will upset the balance of the group, and because I don't find any of you attractive.



Scratch: So, what if we brought back all the dead members? The ones in hibernation, like Natalya the Conceited, Warhead the Maniacal, my floppy penis the Erect, or Brag and his Alots.

Quantum Surfer Quantum Surfer: Yup.

Colette: Yep.

Silverdream: Yup.

Blackdog the Destroyer: Mhm.



Silvadream: SOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYy









Silvadream: wow what a fucking douchebag i didn't even do anything. at least i can get PHUCKED UP off this FUCKING RU M to make me forget that the girlfriend I had will be dead forever or lost forever



Silvadream: Wow, what the fuck is that shit?



Silvadream: Eat shit you fucker!





Silvadream: Woah, a fire in space?



Silvadream: I recognize those dusty old bones full of green dust anywhere



Silvadream: it's her guys!



Silvadream: OVERWATCH!

Overwatch: Hi.

Silvadream: Overwatch, I fought against impossible odds in order to save you. You will never believe what I went through.

Overwatch: lol, I was forced to face my own fear and horrific pain for who knows how long, with no power over what was happening, as I was completely turned to ash. Also I need to talk to you.

Silvadream: yeah



Overwatch: I think we should see other people.



Silvadream: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Silvadream cries, screams and shits himself all at once.



Overwatch: haha, jk.



Silvadream: haha, overwatch you're so funny. I love you and eventhough I know u would never beteay me that losing you would make me not know what to do with myself, because I love you

Overwatch: Don't worry Silvadream, I'll always love you no matter what, as your girlfriend. We'll always be romantic partners together.

[Quantumsurfer]

Beautiful.