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Pitz Palu, Bavaria, Bavaria, Bavaria



General Einhstorff: It's going to be tough to defend Bavaria without the former Prinz. I ask that you consider using the shovel to destroy their navies like Boris did to the Space Nazis.

Kaiser Klaus: The dead never die, even when they are killed. Junior especially. As long as he is kept in my heart.



Warrant Officer: Mein Kaiser, General Eihnstorff. I have come with troubling news. The phylactery has been stolen.

The Kaiser pauses, and his eyebrow shifts.

Kaiser Klaus: How in Brikthulu's name does that happen?



Warrant Officer: I was gone on a shuttle to get more supplies, and when I came back the entire facility was full of dead bodies. Their intestines were blown out the back of them, and the walls were stained with feces and blood. The Jaeger was in pieces. It appears as though her limbs were blasted off one by one, and she was burned to death.



Kaiser Klaus: Silverdream.

Get me the facility's security footage.

Damn, I didn't know Silverdream was so .

Kommander Ken wrote:Damn, I didn't know Silverdream was so .

Surprised Colette didn't make a silver is metal joke.

Unknown Location, Classified Territory, REDACTED, Secret System



Pvt Haranson: Goddamn it's cold out here. Of all the places to be stationed and it's on this rock.

Cpl Luddelwerfer: Quiet down, you don't want to attract more of those damn ice-monkeys.

Pvt Haranson: Wait, do you hear something? I think I see shadows in the tundra.



Cpl Luddelwerfer: Identify yourself or be shot.



Relevant music

Silvadream: Hiya. i'm silvadream. You can call me silvy, silva, silvapimp, Dr. Pimp, DoshKing, Rinbanger, Ruka, Johnny Corporation or anything else. but not anything mean okay?

Cpl Luddelwerfer: This is Luddelwerfer, we have a threat. I repeat, we have a threat.



The high velocity bullets shatter in the air, crushed by Silvadream's shield.



Cpl Luddelwerfer: Grah!

Pvt Haranson: Corporal! Corpral Luddelwerfer has been shot. I repeat, Corporal down.





Silvadream: awright guys let's do this.



Interior, Unknown Location



Sergeant Hoffstedt: Into positions! Let's hold these bastards back until Eli's squad can reinforce us. Do not hold back or let them past.



Sergeant Hoffstedt: Wolfgang, I like the way you think.







Sergeant Hoffstedt: What the fuck?!



Sergeant Hoffstedt:... Bastard. Cheap fucking bastard.



Wolfgang: Taste rocket, fucker!











Wolfgang: I knew I should have brought a sidearm.





Wolfgang: What are you? How did you move so fast?



Overwatch_Elite: I am Overwatch.

The best in town or best all around?

Who's the other guy?

Overwatch_Elite wrote:The best in town or best all around?

Best all around.

Brikguy0410 wrote:Who's the other guy?

To be revealed.

Brikguy0410 wrote:Who's the other guy?

Looks like Colette or Pedonuker. Perhaps it's yourself.

Sgt. Eli Pinkmann: Alright, fire the maser if we don't report back. Hoffstedt is likely dead now, so don't open that door no matter what.







Gunner: Firing the maser!



Byron DeSilva: Bavarians. How stupid can they be?









Gunner: By Klaus' scar!



Byron DeSilva: This is for Pendragon. Anal disruptor, setting 6!


Gunner: Maser, maximum power.





Gunner: Nooo, not the maser!




MEANWHILE IN PITZ PALU,




Kaiser Klaus: Silvadream and DeSilva are back? And this new guy Overwatch, his power is terrible. What could they want with Junior's phylactery?

Look closely at the last pic, you will notice over whatch standing right behind the kaiser

Brikguy0410 wrote:Look closely at the last pic, you will notice over whatch standing right behind the kaiser

Brikguy0410 wrote:you will notice over whatch standing right behind the kaiser

Brikguy0410 wrote:over whatch

Brikguy0410 wrote:over whatch

Brikguy0410 wrote:over whatch

I'm actually kind of upset

Brikguy achievement unlocked:

-make Overwatch salty

Zahru II wrote:Brikguy achievement unlocked:

-make Overwatch salty

please don't brikguy will try to be ironic and take this seriously for the lulz and make himself look like an idiot I can't handle that kind of cringe right now

Just thougt of something. Isn't Watchy supposed to wear a fedora?

Maverick wrote:Just thougt of something. Isn't Watchy supposed to wear a fedora?

why?