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Silvadream: omg Overwatch u r such a good prankster lol! they are PRANKED soo good.

Overwatch: Shhhh, if you laugh too hard they'll hear us.

Silvadream Voice Over: Lyfe was so good then. The two of us would play pranks and totally good off all the time lol.



Sergeant Gugenheim: Ensign, vere iz your cap?

Ensign: Vut? You mean eet ees not on my head?

Silvadream: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA :3



Sergeant Gugenheim: You know ze regulations Ensign. I'm afraid I must execute you on ze spot.

Ensign: Aw man, und right before my Vacation.

Overwatch: lol





Silvadream: u pranked him so good overwatch, u r so good at everything.

Overwatch: Thanks. Who should we prank next? I think we should prank someone made of tougher stuff.

Silvadream: Iunno.

Silvadream Voice Over: However, it was not 2 last. we were 2 hands in 2 different gloves and our hands would never touch without gloves touching. it seems that anything that makes me feel happiness was doomed to fail even the great friendship that me and overwatch had. despite being friendzoned we were still pretty cool at that time tho.

That's so sad.

Grand Consortium



Vami IV: I sense battle here. This is where they first met.



Vanderheim: So I know this really good Chinese all-you-can-eat pla-

Sackhead: What the hell is that?



Vami IV: I am Vami the fourth, a Quantum Surfer! A matter-manipulator! One who warps reality to his own steadfast will! I have all the powers and abilities that anyone could ever imagine. Mortals, worship me and my incomprehensible power! Pray for my assistance as you need it, for I am but a god.



Sackhead: Is he being a wiseguy?

Vanderheim: I actually sense a lot of power from him. I don't think a student would have this amount of power, although he is acting like one.



Vami IV: Moving on! Mortals, have you seen any Quantum Surfers around here? My own sister was murdered here, and I seek justice.

Vanderheim: Nope, sorry. Wouldn't you be able to read our minds anyways?

Sackhead: I didn't see nothing.

Vami IV: Very well fools! The creator and destroyer shall not grace you with his presence any longer!





Vanderheim: That was odd.

Sackhead: So tell me Vanderheim, what the hell was that?

Where is this chinese place?

Vami IV: "I will have my revenge and I will kill anyone that gets in my way!"

Other dudes:

Zupponn wrote:Vami IV: "I will have my revenge and I will kill anyone that gets in my way!"

Other dudes:

Story of my life.

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Vami:....



Quantum Surfer Police: Hello Vami.

Vami IV: Officer Badger, what do you want?

Officer Badger: I just wanted to give you a warning. Please don't show off your power in front of mortals like that. The brikverse is already being managed by a capable handful of Quantum Surfers, and they want to limit the brikverse's knowledge on Quantum Surfers as much as possible.

Vami IV: Okay, I understand, officer.

Officer Badger: Thanks, and remember that it's legal to kill the Quantum Surfer who killed your sister as long as it doesn't destroy any other Quantum Surfer's property or creations. You do that, and consequences will be dire.

Vami IV: I'll keep that in mind.



Officer Badger: By the way, Vami you have my condolences. It's not often that something like this happens. I hope you catch Overwatch, but I'd be careful. Her techniques aren't as honed as others.

Vami IV: Thanks.

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Silvadream: wat a wonderful day we had 2gether. remember when we puched that old lady down the stairs?

Overwatch: Haha, yeah.

Silvadream: Bi the way overwatch, has anyone ever told you you are the prettist flower here?

Overwatch: Not really, thanks though.

Silvadream: Overwatch?

Overwatch: Yeah, Silva?



Silvadream: would you be my gf?

Overwatch: I'm sorry, but I don't really want to be in a relationship right now. I'd honestly be more happy as a friend.

Silvadream: haha I was just joking! Lolz pranked!

Overwatch: Haha, okay.

Silvadream: Seriously tho want to be my gf?

Overwatch: No, sorry.







Silvadream: ;=;



Silvadream: well you know wat? fuck you. you're a dumb bitch who only likes mean guys. I fuckin hate you. the only reason I WAS FRENDS WITH YOU BECAUSE I LIKED YOU. I WAS NICE TO YOU! I WAS U FRIEND!! I TREAT U LIKE A LADY! I FUCKING DESERVE TO HAVE YOU AS A GF!



Silvadream: keep ur whore bitch flowers you dum slut. fucking HEARTBREAKER BITCH! Im leaving. I DECLARE YOU TO BE PRESIDENT OF SKANKLAND!



Silvadream (Soliloquy): Because she had broken my heart it felt like there was a black hole in my chest. i would never love a woman ever again. it reminds me of the 3OH!3 song "Don't Trust Me", especially the lyric "don't trust a ho". Fuckin bitch stomping on my heart after ripping it from my chest.

Welcome to the Friend Zone.
Population: Silvadream

Vami IV wrote:Welcome to the Friend Zone.
Population: Silvadream

I hope the Friend Zone turns out to be a real dimension in carpetspace. Like the Phantom Zone, except full of Pwnies.

Wait, is this about to turn into the Pwny origin story? HOLY SHIT GUYS

stubby wrote:

Vami IV wrote:Welcome to the Friend Zone.
Population: Silvadream

I hope the Friend Zone turns out to be a real dimension in carpetspace. Like the Phantom Zone, except full of Pwnies.

Wait, is this about to turn into the Pwny origin story? HOLY SHIT GUYS

Wait, I'm the Pwnie Source?

stubby wrote:

Vami IV wrote:Welcome to the Friend Zone.
Population: Silvadream

I hope the Friend Zone turns out to be a real dimension in carpetspace. Like the Phantom Zone, except full of Pwnies.

Wait, is this about to turn into the Pwny origin story? HOLY SHIT GUYS

Yes. Yes it is.

This is awesome Silva. I don't understand half of what's going on in your little messed up head, but I like it all the same.

Zupponn wrote:I don't understand half of what's going on in your little messed up head

I wanna believe this is some kind of a self-reflection narrative.

CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT!!!!!
Whoopty whoop fuck yeah!

Silvadream: Bi then i felt like i was entering a world of darkness and despiar. consequences would never be the same again after she broke my heart



Silvadream: yet i couldnt stop thinking of her. shw was my soulmate n we were meant to be. i was going to be her superman UNTIL SHE FUcKING RUINED EVERYTHING



Silvadream: If Overwatch was to reject me than i was to reject Overwatch.



Silvadream: n thats why i came (lol) here is because i was sad and wondering wat u gaiz were doin.



Silvadream: well silva it sounds to me like you need a hug. i would give you a hug but now i feel sad because at least you loved nd lost i never loved at all y will no 1 luv me??



Silvadream: this is y i HATE LOVE. it BREAKS PEOPLE APART! even teh absense of love is enough to make people feel sad and lonely DESPITE THE FACT THAT ITS NORMAL TO BE A VIRGIN AT 20 STOP JUDGING PEOPLE ASSHOLES.



Silvadream: Sounds like you both need to be cheered up!



Silvadream: Oy silva, look at me and my fat meaty sausage. It looks like a dick idn't it? Sausage dick guys!

Silvadream: Sorry i was having a serious intelectuel convo so please i don't feel like jokes right now ok?

Silvadream: Alright, nevermind. I'm sorry. But that's why we met in the friendship zone, right? Not because of love, but because we're friends.



Pinkie Pie: He's right! The Friend Zone is for people who want to usher the brikverse in a new age of friendship. You should listen to your smart friend, Silvadream.



Silvadream: ur right. if i can't have a totes bangin GF...



Silvadream: no one can.



The horse neighed in confusion as ropes went around his neck.



Vami IV: I HAVE SEX WITH THE BEES AND THE EAGLES!







Vami IV: I have come far and wide, through many lands. I have fought thousands of enemies and their screams have brought me here. I, Vami IV, a great paladin of light, a master of elements, a soldier of truth and justice and a warper of reality have come here. You, one of the killers of my sister need to pay. Now like a pig in a pen you are fresh for the slaughter.



Vami IV: Hey assholes, stop ignoring me!