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*****International news flash... this reporter has just learned that Unikitty, star of the Lego Movie, has announced her candidacy for President of the United States of America! To this end, she has gone on a classic railroad "Whistle Stop Tour" of several cities, starting with the slums at the edge of an unknown major metropolis!

Here we see the candidate in her custom-made railroad car, giving a rousing speech to the assembled crowds! You can barely make out the end of the locomotive, which was coupled to her car for this leg of the trip. Behind, you can see some of the old wooden buildings that make up the slums...



During her campaign speech, the candidate announced that she was running on a platform of "No negativity, no mudslinging unless actual mud is thrown, no rules, no evil, no Negabloks, and no wars." When questioned about that last bit, she is reputed to have actually SCOWLED at the questioner, and then reply with her well known slogan, "Also, no consistency!" It is unknown what political party, if any, is backing her campaign. Rumors are floating around about who she will pick for her running mate or the members of her Cabinet should she win...*****

She has my vote

We're screwed.

Blueberries for the people!

HERESY- *BLAM*

Unikitty is a girl and a cult, so a lot of Americans will vote against her, but I hope she wins. She's the change America needs.

It would be quite interesting to see what would happen if Unikitty did become the president of the USA.

Silverdream wrote:Unikitty is a girl and a cult, so a lot of Americans will vote against her, but I hope she wins. She's the change America needs.

She'd do better as President than about the last 40 or so years' Presidents.

Vami IV wrote:

Silverdream wrote:Unikitty is a girl and a cult, so a lot of Americans will vote against her, but I hope she wins. She's the change America needs.

She'd do better as President than about the last 40 or so years' Presidents.

Hey man, Ford was a good president. For all the shit he had to deal with, he did a pretty good job.

What? no war?
That's impossible!!!