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Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2014 10:42 pm
by cleanupcrew
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Re: An Important Message to the BrikVerse from OASIS
Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2014 10:52 pm
by Silverdream
Nicely done.
Re: An Important Message to the BrikVerse from OASIS
Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2014 10:57 pm
by Scratch
The Duchy of Emeria,
(As represented by Mafia,)
Would like to send out a diplomatic "Fuck you"
and a little addendum, "And your little dog too."
As soon as we've completed, our hostile takeover,
Y'all motherfuckers will be pushing up clover.
Briggs out.

Re: An Important Message to the BrikVerse from OASIS
Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2014 8:45 am
by stubby
Is this the new face of the Peach Liberation Army faction?
I was sad they never got fleshed out a little better and saw more action.
Colette wrote:“The despicable, cowardly Trattorians enforce their state atheism without mercy, while many other nations refuse to tolerate the one true religion of the First Universal Church of Explosions. OASIS shall eliminate and subjugate all infidels in the BrikVerse.”
Explosions are cool, but I'm going to assume
you won't mind if I call it the Church of Kaboom.
Not that I want to get beheaded for treason,
but I prefer a word starting with "K" for some reason.
Re: An Important Message to the BrikVerse from OASIS
Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2014 11:23 am
by motorhead fan
Yeah, the church of Kaboom is really cool as names go.
I was just thinking today about overinvasive kanon, this is a fine example:
a Paragraph: What Colette wants, happens, and other peoples stuff gets trampled.
Now that is avoiding battles if I ever saw any attempt to do;
all we got was a tiny little gunfight, does that sound like much of a "beachhead" to you?
But another thing, My guys don't round them up, they hunt them down and destroy them
till there is nothing left, and then move onto the next infested world and deploy again,
there is rarely anything to kill once the battle is won, sure We kill civilians,
but there are still lots of peaches shooting at my Phaleks while we exterminate billions.
Re: An Important Message to the BrikVerse from OASIS
Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2014 11:29 am
by cleanupcrew
motorhead fan wrote:Yeah, the church of Kaboom is really cool as names go.
was just thinking today about overinvasive kanon, this is a fine example:
a Paragraph: What Colette wants, happens, and other peoples stuff gets trampled.
Now that is avoiding battles if I ever saw any attempt to do;
all we got was a tiny little gunfight, does that sound like much of a "beachhead" to you?
It's what Vami gets for quitting the forums.
Open Sores Material.
Anyway, I'll be getting more time in a few months. I can probably host real battles then, super serial.
Re: An Important Message to the BrikVerse from OASIS
Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2014 11:31 am
by Nimja
That is the definition of a beachhead.
Re: An Important Message to the BrikVerse from OASIS
Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2014 12:32 pm
by stubby
motorhead fan wrote:I was just thinking today about overinvasive kanon, this is a fine example: a Paragraph: What Colette wants, happens, and other peoples stuff gets smashed. Now that is avoiding battles if I ever saw any attempt to do so.
I don't know - battles or not, those are some pretty solid (and unexpectedly provocative) pics.
I support anything resulting in physical bricks.
(And I should note, you don't establish a beachhead to win a fight,
a beachhead's for setting an upcoming battle up right.)
I didn't see Colette stomping on anybody's Kanon however.
I see a faction manipulating propaganda like a lever.
The fact that his characters made some outrageous claims
doesn't make their words law in other folks' games.
Believe me, when he stomps on other people's Kanon, you'll know.
Subtlety has never been Colette's M.O.
Re: An Important Message to the BrikVerse from OASIS
Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2014 12:49 pm
by Scratch
This may just sound like needless repetition,
But Vami gave colette explicit permission,
He checked it out, a while ago on the Chat,
And gave his faction to me, so not only that.
http://brikwars.com/wiki/index.php?titl ... _of_Emeria
For any more questions, on anything else,
It's probably best if you check with him yourself.
Re: An Important Message to the BrikVerse from OASIS
Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2014 1:13 pm
by motorhead fan
stubby wrote:motorhead fan wrote:I was just thinking today about overinvasive kanon, this is a fine example: a Paragraph: What Colette wants, happens, and other peoples stuff gets smashed. Now that is avoiding battles if I ever saw any attempt to do so.
I don't know - battles or not, those are some pretty solid (and unexpectedly provocative) pics.
I support anything resulting in physical bricks.
(And I should note, you don't establish a beachhead to win a fight,
a beachhead's for setting an upcoming battle up right.)
I didn't see Colette stomping on anybody's Kanon however.
I see a faction manipulating propaganda like a lever.
The fact that his characters made some outrageous claims
doesn't make their words law in other folks' games.
Believe me, when he stomps on other people's Kanon, you'll know.
Subtlety has never been Colette's M.O.
See: 7 hour war. but anyway thanks
for informing me, Scratch, about the transfer of ranks
Re: An Important Message to the BrikVerse from OASIS
Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2014 1:17 pm
by Nimja
I'm no linguist,but shitty pickup line , "Kaboom Akbar" is grammatically incorrect
(in Arabic at least, which you're using I suspect),
it would literally translate as "kaboom great". It should have been
"Kaboom wu akbar", the "wu" puts an "is" in between.
Re: An Important Message to the BrikVerse from OASIS
Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2014 2:39 pm
by stubby
motorhead fan wrote:See: 7 hour war.
No idea what you're trying to indicate here.
Maybe if you rhymed it'd be more clear?
Re: An Important Message to the BrikVerse from OASIS
Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2014 3:21 pm
by IVhorseman
The war he refers to that i'll explain to you
is reference to the computer game half-life two
where all of gabe's horsemen and all of his men
could not reproduce the same story again
When Gordon started the resonance cascade
it opened a portal to an alien parade
and even though the nihilianth lay dead,
GabeN said "fuck it, here's other dudes instead."
So the Combine turned out to be pulling the strings
And I guess they're some kinda alien slug things
I don't really know but they showed up too
And in
seven hours they made the world poo
Re: An Important Message to the BrikVerse from OASIS
Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2014 3:32 pm
by cleanupcrew
stubby wrote:motorhead fan wrote:See: 7 hour war.
No idea what you're trying to indicate here.
Maybe if you rhymed it'd be more clear?
This is what you're looking for:
http://brikwars.com/wiki/index.php?title=Seven-Hour_War
Re: An Important Message to the BrikVerse from OASIS
Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2014 4:33 pm
by stubby
Oh now I get it. I remembered the HL2 one, but that didn't make sense.
But you should look further back, Anti-Mortalium was the way bigger offense.