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Members, Quests and Gaps

Post by The Shadowscythe » Fri Feb 06, 2015 5:41 am

A long time ago, that was actually rather recent . . .

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There was a tale from the dread 2x2 . . .

That started off with A Quantum Surfer Called Colette . . .

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And a shitposter . . .
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Post by The Shadowscythe » Fri Feb 06, 2015 5:58 am

The Brikwars Wiki

G.R 2015


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We see colette front and (almost) center - Busy doing what most colette's do best, organizing the realms of information from the four rums and the greater brikverse into anally organised tomes for future generations never to read.

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It's an almost thankless task . . . and a quiet one at that, with most four rum Quantum Surfers busy getting wasted at the Chat-Bar.

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When SUDDENLY! A WILD SHIT POSTER APPEARS!

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Shitposter - "LOL!ZOMG!ROFL! OMGWTFBBQBATTLESHIPS!!!!111!!!11110101010101!!!!010!"

Colette - "The hell are you doing here? How did you get in? Stubby's membership standards are really getting low these days . . . "

Shitposter - "I'll increase the size of your member from only $1500! And free medicines! and CSS! GODS OF CSS! Silverdream for best member! No! Scythe for best member! No! Natalya for best member! Google result #714 for best member! Stubby for best member!"

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Colette musters her oddly magical girl-esque Quantum Surfer powers to prepare for an imminent blamming.

Colette - "I dunno who you are, or how you got in here. But I will find your I.P, and I will ban you"

Shitposter - "No one knows who has the best member! MINES BIGGEST! TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL-"

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The shitposter is atomised in an obscure pink blast that tastes slightly like raspberry ripple ice cream.

Shitposter - "-OLOLOLollolololoooooooo-"

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Colette - *sigh* "Now that has been dealt with I can go back to catagorising every known fact in reality, then some maths homework, and then some anime"

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Quantum Surfer Quantum Surfer appears from his own depths within the wiki.

Quantum Surfer - "He has a point y'know"

Colette - "What?"

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Quantum Surfer Quantum Surfer teleports in closer.

Quantum Surfer - "We all know who the Best Member is . . . but we don't know who has the Best Member"

Colette - "Really? You're turning this little annoyance into a string of bad cock-puns?"

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Colette turns to return to her work.

Quantum Surfer - "It may be a string of bad puns but it's true"

Colette - "Yeah, whatever - this isn't something I'm even going to bother entertaining any mo-

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Colette notices that suddenly - the power of kanon has shifted.

Colette - "It can't be . . . "

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Colette - "A Fact is missing - someone has taken data out of the wiki"

Quantum Surfer - "Told yah so"

Colette - "Call a meeting of the Quantum Surfers. Something has been taken from us all!"
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Re: Members, Quests and Gaps

Post by BFenix » Fri Feb 06, 2015 7:14 am

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Re: Members, Quests and Gaps

Post by The Shadowscythe » Fri Feb 06, 2015 10:44 am

Shortly After

The Four Rums Bar


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The Four Rums Bar - imagined as a strip club through the eyes of Warhead the Quantum Surfer, filled with the various patrons of the brikverse.

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The alchohol flows freely, the music is good - the strippers are earning their dues . . . all is well.

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Which is exactly when Colette arrives.

Colette - "Oh how distasteful. We can't be having any of this . . . "

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Warhead - "OI! SHITGOAT! EITHER GET NEKKED AND DANCING OR GET THE FOOK OFF MY BAR!"

Scythe - "YER! WHAT HE SAID! TITS OR GTFO!"

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Colette - "Ugh, the shit I put up with from you lot . . . "
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Re: Members, Quests and Gaps

Post by Overwatch_Elite » Fri Feb 06, 2015 10:46 am

where are the anime girls you said you would put in???

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Re: Members, Quests and Gaps

Post by Natalya » Fri Feb 06, 2015 11:33 am

Oh man this is awesome.

And I think Colette is kinda like an anime girl.
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Re: Members, Quests and Gaps

Post by Silverdream » Fri Feb 06, 2015 12:05 pm

More.

Also I see theblackdog, theshadowscythe, Warhead, Colette, Silvadream QuantumSurfer, Scratch, Rody?, Arkbrik?, Zahru? and Stubby, but I don't know the crossbow guy or the Mechanical Arm guy is.
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Re: Members, Quests and Gaps

Post by The Shadowscythe » Fri Feb 06, 2015 12:10 pm

Silverdream wrote:More.

Also I see theblackdog, theshadowscythe, Warhead, Colette, Silvadream QuantumSurfer, Scratch, Rody?, Arkbrik?, Zahru? and Stubby, but I don't know the crossbow guy or the Mechanical Arm guy is.
Yep, the crew in the story so far are pretty much right with your guesses. That's not Rody, thats Bfenix. Arkbrik and Zahru are correct.

The bartender is silverdream, both him and silvadream are in this story.

The guy with the mechanical arm is meant to be Bragallot, but his sigfig doesn't translate well into LDD.
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Re: Members, Quests and Gaps

Post by The Shadowscythe » Fri Feb 06, 2015 12:26 pm

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Colette - "Could I get everyones attention please? Something very important has happe-"

Warhead - "SHUT UP AND GET YOUR WADS OUT LUV!"

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Colette - "Ugh, I am trying to warn everyo-"

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Warhead - "TITS - OUT. I WANT MORE KNOCKERS"

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Colette - "Yeah, that's not happening. I am trying to wa-"

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Warhead - "WHADDYA MEAN NO KNOCKERS? IF YOU DON'T GET EM OUT - I'LL TAKE EM OUT. ZORKS. JUGS. BOOBS."

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Colette - "Like I said. Not happening"

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Warhead - "Wanna BET?!"

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The air warps with reality bending Quantum Surfer powers as Warhead makes colettes clothes disappear.

At the last moment, Colette whips up a black box to hide her shame.

Colette - "How undignified!"

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Warhead - "Hahahaha, Bewbies!"

At this moment Colette wields her own Quantum Surfer powers and magically transports everyone to a realm under her control.

A floating void, where only she has admin powers.

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Colette - "Ahh, much better . . . now as I have been trying to say . . . "

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Colette - " . . . somehow, someone has deleted something from the brikwik-"

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Zahru - "THE HELL IS THIS?"

Scythe - "WHEEEEEEEeeeeeeee!"

Silverdream - "I feel sick"

Scratch - "Well this is different . . . "

Silvadream - "I HAV BEEN TRPPED AGAIN! OVERWTCH MY LUV! HLP ME!"

Overwatch - "No"

Stubby - "Dangit"

Colette - "AS I HAVE TRIED TO SAY MANY TIMES-!"

Warhead - "I CAN'T SUMMON MOAR TITS! BRING BACK MY BAR YOU FAGGIT!"

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Bfenix - "Warhead will you shut up and listen to him for thirty seconds so he can let us out of this hell!?"

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Warhead - "B-but mah boobies . . . "
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Re: Members, Quests and Gaps

Post by Quantumsurfer » Fri Feb 06, 2015 2:20 pm

Fucking brilliant.

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Re: Members, Quests and Gaps

Post by loafofcheese » Fri Feb 06, 2015 7:01 pm

This whole Quantumsurfer metaplot has been one of the best additions to the Kanon in the past year.
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Re: Members, Quests and Gaps

Post by Vami IV » Fri Feb 06, 2015 7:03 pm

Quantumsurfer wrote:Fucking brilliant.
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Re: Members, Quests and Gaps

Post by Natalya » Fri Feb 06, 2015 8:33 pm

Vami IV wrote:
Quantumsurfer wrote:Fucking brilliant.
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Post by Kommander Ken » Sat Feb 07, 2015 12:09 am

Mooooooreeeee! :omnom:

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Re: Members, Quests and Gaps

Post by Zupponn » Sat Feb 07, 2015 12:51 am

Hmmm... deleting from the Wiki? Let's list some possible suspects:

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