Members, Quests and Gaps

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Re: Members, Quests and Gaps

Post by Natalya » Fri Feb 13, 2015 12:03 am

BAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH

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tl;dr: My troll sense is tingling.

*EDIT*
I couldn't resist, and so I made a prequel to this most noble tale by the good Sir Shadowscythe. The events therein immediately precede the OP of this thread.
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Re: Members, Quests and Gaps

Post by The Shadowscythe » Thu Feb 26, 2015 6:03 am

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Natalya steps up to the plate.

Natalya - "I'll have a look at this thing, but I don't know what you expect me to find"

Colette - "Anything is better than nothing, this wiki thing is an itch I just can't scratch."

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Colette - "Well, what do you see?"

Natalya - "Will you let me read the damn thing before I banhammer you?"

Colette - " . . . sorry"

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Natalya - "I see Piltogg . . . apparently he removed your thing from the brikverse and the wiki. But something's not right here . . . "

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Colette - "What do you mean somethings not right? What do you see?"

Natalya - "I dunno, I can't make it out . . . it's like it was him, but something else at the same time."

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Stubby - "Lemme see if I cern clern up yer vermit"

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Through the magic of brikwars janitorial powers, Piltogg is revealed to be something . . . else . . .

Colette - "Is that a trogdor?"

Natalya - "No . . . it's something much, much worse . . . "

Colette - "What is it? Will everyone stop trying to be so damned dramatic?"

Nataltya - "It's better if you tell him stubbs."

Colette - "Tell me what?!"

Stubby - "Irts a Piltrogg . . . "
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Re: Members, Quests and Gaps

Post by piltogg » Thu Feb 26, 2015 10:53 am

Piltroooogg!
Piltooorogg!

Piltrogg was a man
I mean, he was a dragon man
Or maybe he was just a dragon
But he was still Piltrogg!

Piltrooooogg!
Piltrooooogg!

Burninating the countryside,
Burninating the peasants
Burninating all the peoples
And their thatched-roof cottages!
Thatched-roof cottages!

Whoa, this has wicked dueling guitar solos
It's like squeedly versus meedley over here
Go squeedly!
Go squeedly!!
Squeedly wins!!!

When all the land is in ruins
And burnination has forsaken the countryside
Only one guy will remain

My money's on
Piltrooooogg!
Piltrooooogg!

And the Piltrogg comes in the niiiiiiight . . .
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Re: Members, Quests and Gaps

Post by Vami IV » Thu Feb 26, 2015 11:05 am

Pfffft, lame.
Piltogg wrote: PILTROOOOOOOOGG!
PILTROOOOOOOOOGG!

PILTROGG WAS A MAN!
Fuck, I meant he was PILTOGG PILTROGG!!
Shit, maybe he was just a PILTOGG!

BUT HE WAS STILL
PILTROOOOOOOOOOOOOOGG!
PILTROOOOOOOOOOOGG!

DISCRIMINATING IN THE COUNTRYSIDE!
EDIT-INATING THE WIKI!
BURNINATING ALL THE LEGO JEWS

AND COLETTE'S PURTY WIKIIIIIIIII!
PURTY WIKIIIIIIIIIII!

Holy shit, this is a pretty metal ass guitar solo
This is kickass!
It's like Screechy vs. Metaly (Vami note: Pronounce as "melody" b/c it sounds closest) over here!

Go Metaly! Go Metaly!
METALY WINS!

WHEN ALL THE FORUMS ARE IN RUIN
ONLY ONE... THING WILL REMAIN
My money's on

PILTROOOOOOOGG!

PILTROOOOOOOOGG!

AND THE PILTROOOOOOOOGG COMES IN THE NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!

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Re: Members, Quests and Gaps

Post by Silverdream » Thu Feb 26, 2015 3:06 pm

Best twist ever.

Please continue.
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Re: Members, Quests and Gaps

Post by The Shadowscythe » Fri Apr 10, 2015 10:01 am

this has not been forgotten about, but my machine crashed a few days ago and I have lost all my files. Rebuildan now.
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Re: Members, Quests and Gaps

Post by Vami IV » Tue Nov 03, 2015 7:00 pm

Poke.

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Re: Members, Quests and Gaps

Post by The Shadowscythe » Thu Nov 05, 2015 6:05 pm

Hasn't been forgotten, just delayed - delayed by a long, long time.

Tl;DR - Real life sucks.
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Re: Members, Quests and Gaps

Post by The Shadowscythe » Sun Nov 08, 2015 5:57 pm

After the poke a few days ago - I am rebuilding everything now - but it may take a day, or three.

Also I can't remember what the original plot was. And I'm drunk.

Hold on to your asses peoples. :omnom: :studgod: :mystery:
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Re: Members, Quests and Gaps

Post by The Shadowscythe » Mon Jan 21, 2019 5:36 am

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In the depths of Stubby's interdimensional realm, the broom closet of all broom closets.

Stubby - Yer'see in ther time befere time ther wus no wiki, an' kanon was all ovur ther place an' all kinds of beings warred in ther brikverse. Serm of therm are still around today, old beings thert cannert be killed becerse to kill therm would be ter kill the notion of fun or ther notion of killing irtself.

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Natalya - So I get to kill the concept of killing? Noice.

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Stubby - Yer can't kill the concept of killing, it'll kill yer.

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Natalya - So I get to kill this piltrogg? Noice.

Stubby - I gert ther feeling yer not listnin to whert I'm sayern.

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Colette - So there's nothing we can do about the wiki?

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Stubby - I derdn't say thert.

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Stubby - Ter fight a bein' that was before kanon we nerd to find sumthin else that cerm berfer kanon.

Colette - Like what? We're already omnipotent beings that are all powerful, what came before us?

Stubby - Erm talkin' abert the humans - we find one of derm and we foind the answer to who derlerted the perces erf der wiki.

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Natalya - So I get to kill a Human? Noice.

Stubby - I herf a plern. But you nerd to sterp copyern mer formert.

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Stubby We nerd to terk to . . . Tzan . . .
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Re: Members, Quests and Gaps

Post by The Shadowscythe » Mon Jan 21, 2019 6:19 am

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Colette - Okay, so where the hell are we this time?

Stubby - Ther sperce bertwern sperces, the berge cerpert

Colette - The beige carpet? How in the hell is this Tzan's realm? How can his realm be the realm between all the others?

Stubby - He's nert whert yer'd call a converntiornerl quantum serfer

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A house appears from nowhere, crudely build as if a mockery of a house.

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Then a mysterious green box.

Strange voice - Haha you thought it was going to be a transformer, but its actually a transformer.

Stubby - Cerm ern out Tzan, We need to terlk.

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Tzan - Okay, but only in Churchill quotes said in a little girl voice.

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Stubby - Werl erts a gerd jerb I brert two gerls thern.
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Re: Members, Quests and Gaps

Post by Kommander Ken » Mon Jan 21, 2019 9:33 am

Haha you thought it was going to be a transformer, but its actually a transformer.
I laughed too hard at this.

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Re: Members, Quests and Gaps

Post by Falk » Mon Jan 21, 2019 9:39 am

Yeah, that's a classic.

Glad to see you're continuing this Scythe!
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Re: Members, Quests and Gaps

Post by The Shadowscythe » Mon Jan 21, 2019 11:16 am

With another member in tow, the trio return to the depths of the brikwiki . . .

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Tzan - The Oil Soon Dry,The Adhere is Strong
Are Any And Smooth Surface Can
Write Have No Radiation And Attention
To Seal The Cover Completely After Use.

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Overwatch - What the hell is this nerd going on about?

Quantumsurfer - Shut up and he might tell us.

Tzan - There is a Youtube channel: Shut Up And Sit Down
They review board games.
Treasure Island uses markers on a glossy map, but some of the provided marker colors didnt show up well.
So he ran around London grabbing several packs of markers.
That was written on one of them.

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Warhead - I'm with stupid on this one, this guys a nerd.

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Overwatch - Haha, Nice.

Stubby - He terld us ter ersk erm questerns in Chirchil querts in a gerls verce. No erns serd anythern yert.

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Colette (In a badly immitated little girls voice) - Tzan, how do we fight . . . the wiki thief . . on the beaches?

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Tzan - Has anyone ever used these holes before? They create sequels.

Warhead - Haha he drew a benis.
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Re: Members, Quests and Gaps

Post by Tzan » Mon Jan 21, 2019 11:21 am

Long Form Tzan Quote Comic

Noice! :D

I fixed all the missing images
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