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Some time beforehand...





Warhead: MIKE: GIVE ME POWER




Warhead: I wish to exert random acts of drink induced poor judgement onto the heads of the unwary, unwise and undeserving. It'll be a hoot!




Warhead: If I get admin powers I'll burn all the beige carpets.




Warhead: And I'll bang everyone's moms. Especially yours, black dog.

Natalya: Wow, Warhead is pretty fired up.




Natalya: But now that I think about it, why isn't he an admin? I thought Rayhawk gave that to him ages ago.




Natalya: Oh wow, it looks like he isn't an admin afterall.




Natalya: But I can change that... Muahahaha!!

The Shadowscythe: Warhead go look in Announcements, Natalya says she gave you powers equivalent to mine.




Warhead: ...shit! It worked?.. RIGHT YOU BEIGE CARPET FUCKS, IT'S DYING TIME!!!




Warhead: Hey what's this here?




The Shadowscythe: It looks like we have unread posts, but I've never seen this before. Let's go take a look.

Warhead: Bloody 'ell, what happened?




The Shadowscythe: When we clicked on that link something happened... Woah, what is this place? Looks like we've been taken somewhere I've never been before.




Warhead: Well where the hell is it? Spit it out.




The Shadowscythe: Calm down you swine snogger, I don't know where we are. This looks like some kind of realm of Natalya's creation.




The Shadowscythe: Yeah it must be, look, the lights are coming on.

Natalya: About time you two showed up.




Natalya: Warhead I gave you the powers Scythe has.
Natalya: Oh and now you can ban people.
Natalya: Because I thought that would be funny.
Natalya: But we have secret matters to discuss.
The Shadowscythe: You don't have to press enter after every thought, you can just type it into a paragraph.
Natalya: Whatever.
Natalya: Warhead and Scythe, our primary goal is to troll people. There's no sense in having powers if you don't abuse them. But we have to do it right. In this realm of mine we can coordinate our troll campaign.

Warhead: Well spit it out lassie, what's your plan?
Natalya: There are all kinds of people and that means there are all kinds of ways to troll.
Natalya: However, in the past some mods have gone rogue and they have ruined good things. See, trolling with your powers is fine so long as it doesn't become boring or un-funny. If you do that then you're no better than a lowly dimmy and you might as well not even have powers.
Natalya: Unfortunately, we can't un-do some of the things that have been done. But we can use those events to make ossum stuff in the future.




Warhead: Okay I have no idea what you're goin' on about, but I'm ready to burn some beige carpets!! I want to use this new banning power, I will strike fear into their noob hearts.




Natalya: Patience Warhead, you will have opportunities to ban people soon enough. But we need a bigger plan, something that will be ossum. From this special domain we can coordinate an epic troll campaign.
Natalya: Look down below, there are certain members who pay more attention to stuff than others, certain members who care more. Ones who will notice things. But we can't let everyone else know about this realm or the mysteries within.




The Shadowscythe: I'm already thinking of ways to troll people with this. But I will keep it under wraps. By your command. [Insert the X-files theme here]




The Shadowscythe: But seriously Natalya, this has to be the longest running joke in brikwars history.
Natalya: It is, but it would have been ended earlier if [REDACTED] hadn't [REDACTED]. Because of that we have to start over.
Natalya: When it is all added up, this wasn't resolved years ago all because of [REDACTED].
Warhead: ...You slick bastards.




The Shadowscythe: You know, when this is revealed to the masses, all they are going to see is pages and pages of us three waffling on like idiots while we are busy trying to look like it was planned out step by step.
Natalya: Yeah, but it will provide lots of laughs. You can go through with your plan Shadow.
The Shadowscythe: Oh god they have no idea at all. . .




Natalya: Actually, I think one of them does...

Colette: Hey, what's that?




Colette: There is something here I don't understand. It's a hint, or a shadow.




Colette: What is this? I think this is a clue to something, but I don't know what...




Colette: Wait a minute...




Colette: Everything here points to the same conclusion.
Colette: Something has gone missing.

Natalya wrote:. See, trolling with your powers is fine so long as it doesn't become boring or un-funny.

Does this mean you're done putting music on the forums?