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BjorkWars
Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2015 2:15 am
by Natalya
Act I
It was a nice day in the BW Chat.
But then a shit-posting mib joined the room.
He kept going on about all sorts of crap, it didn't make any sense. He was just shitting all over the place.
Re: BjorkWars
Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2015 2:19 am
by Natalya
Re: BjorkWars
Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2015 2:51 am
by Natalya
One day BrikThulu joined the chat.
Brikthulu: I AM YOUR GOD NOW BRING ME YOUR VIRGINS
Solvess: Hey Natalya
Natalya: Aw shit.
Re: BjorkWars
Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2015 11:30 am
by Tzan
There are some people who write down everything in their journal.
When they shower,
what they eat at every meal,
they record everything they do every day.
So I'm hoping you've gone completely insane and will make a brik story of everything you do.
Re: BjorkWars
Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2015 12:35 pm
by Natalya
No this story won't be about me actually. These first two scenes are just introductions to the environment.
Re: BjorkWars
Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2015 12:58 am
by Natalya
It was a slow day in the chat.
But then Solvess joined the channel.
Solvess: Hey what's going on?
Natalya: Hi
Warhead: hello
Re: BjorkWars
Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2015 1:13 am
by Natalya
overwatch: !wisdom
bjorkbot: <overv>: he knows where to butter his bread
Warhead: What are you doin with that bot overwatch
overwatch: bjorkbot is the latest in chat technology.
overwatch: !wisdom
bjorkbot: <overv>: fuck the police
Re: BjorkWars
Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2015 1:25 am
by Natalya
But then Colette showed up.
Colette: Overwatch I told you no fucking bots in here
Overwatch: Fuck you, you dumb skank
Colette kicked bjorkbot.
Overwatch: God damnit
Overwatch: Why'd you have to go and do that?
Colette: It's my chat, my rules.
Re: BjorkWars
Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2015 1:34 am
by Natalya
Overwatch: colette you take shit way too seriously. you're only the admin because you registered it
Overwatch: you're not the only one who can reg a channel colette.
Overwatch: in fact i registered #bjorkwrs and im the op there
Overwatch: thats where im going im tired of your shit
Colette: That's another rule. No advertising other channels.
Colette kicked Overwatch
Re: BjorkWars
Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2015 2:09 am
by Natalya
Natalya: :\ That's probably overkill.
Natalya: Overwatchkill I guess.
Natalya: Whatever I'm leaving.
Natalya left the chat.
Solvess: I'm joining #bjorkwars, bye.
Solvess left the chat.
Warhead: she's right mate, that was overkill
Colette: I guess I'll have a drink.
Re: BjorkWars
Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2015 3:09 am
by Overwatch_Elite
colette would never drink
Re: BjorkWars
Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2015 3:23 am
by Natalya
Bitch wtf you talking about? She is drinking tea THE WHOLE TIME in that one where colette = Mami.
Re: BjorkWars
Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2015 3:53 am
by stubby
I like that reversed-cape version of Overwatch. Very stylish.
Re: BjorkWars
Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2015 4:54 am
by Zupponn
I liked the bot too. The hair is what did it for me.
Re: BjorkWars
Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2015 6:42 pm
by Natalya
mib_w9qc8z joined the chat.
Colette: The problem is bots are annoying. They just spam the same thing over and over again. I'd be interested if they had an AI and could pass the Turing Test, but his bot is just a primitive script thrown together.
Colette: Hi mib
Colette: It would be one thing if the bot just sat there and recorded, but it responds with a big stupid image when you say lol or certain other phrases. It's just spam.
Colette: And kicking people for advertising is pretty standard practice among online communities.
