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Continuation from New Tatas: viewtopic.php?f=16&t=11700



“This is unit 12 requesting immediate backup in the lab sector 7, room 6. We have multiple hostile units movi-”

“I almost would think you didn’t want us showing up”

“I have done everything I could, none of this is my fault” Lawmaster shouts.
“Really, because the way it seems is that you sent out a group that never even got close to completing the simplest objective”

“Lawmaster, we gave you years to take some of the Dutch’s planets, and you failed time and time again. Putting it simple, you have wasted our time, money, and assets. You know way too much as is, really I don’t have a choice here”

“Y-you don’t wanna try me, I’ll slice you open”
“No you won’t, your advisors have kept you in a bubble, you haven’t swung that scythe in years”

“It’s over buddy, now have at least a little dignity before you die”

“You know what comes next, so any last requests?”
“Don’t let the Dutch win, help the Trovians fight them” Lawmaster pleads, sobbing a little.

BLAM!

“Sorry old friend, the Dutch won a long time ago…”

Oh shit!

RIP.

Obligatory Lawmaster Ghost post goes here.

Rekt.

Lawmaster’s cabinet sit around the advisors table, disturbed by the death of their leader.

“We can’t let this go we need to get revenge!”

“Against who!?! We don’t even have the slightest clue of who did this!”

“Who do you think did it? It was the Dutch, it has to be those clog wearing tulip picking fucks!”

“They went too far this time! I say we just drop orbital nukes on them!”

“Who says you have the authority to declare that? I ought to be the one calling those shots!”

“ I should be in charge!”
“I led are major defences it should be me”
“None of you would have a clue how to run this country, it should be mine!”

“I’ll sooner be dead then have you run this country!”
“The whole lot of you are gonna find out what if feels like to have no head pretty soon!”
“Everyone here is gonna be rea-”
BANG!

The group stops their quarrel and stares at the door, the source of the noise unknown to them.

They freeze as the door opens revealing a peach and dead guard.

He jumps into the room holding a deadmans switch and yells out “FOR THE PEACHES!”




“Trovia is defeated for now.” the mysterious figure says, his voice echoing throughout the room "Bide your time, the day to fight again will come."

“Who was that?"

Smells like OASIS

A National Broadcast of Emperor Gerard is shown, all around the nation Dutch citizens watch in anticipation of what their leader will say.
“Today the Trovians have taken losses. Peach suicide bombers have launched attacks throughout their nation, and they are crippled. Their military is broken, now only militias. Their cities burn, now only ruins. Their once bountiful planets, now wastelands.”

“My bitterest rival Lawmaster, along with all his advisors have also died. He and his advisors were also killed by Peaches, we can only assume that this is the work of OASIS. Now that our enemy is broken we can strike, we can defeat them.”

“However that is not what we will do. The war between our nations has cost too many lives, it has dragged on too long. Now is the time that we show their is no need to fight, that our nations can become allies, and call one another friend.”

“I have no doubt that this will not be the end of the attacks, and other countries and factions might attack the weakened nation of Trovia, such as the fourth reich. However let it be known they as long as we stand beside them they are not weak.”

“And finally let it be known, that the New Dutch Empire will not let OASIS go unpunished, we will aid our new found friends in their vengeance against these terrorists, and anyone who tries to stop us.”

“Emperor Gerard Out!”

Is that a pipe?

BFenix wrote:Is that a pipe?

Maybe a hookah?

Zupponn wrote:

BFenix wrote:Is that a pipe?

Maybe a hookah?

Even has some green in it. Rad.

“THE AUDACITY” screams the wizard “HOW DARE THE DUTCH TALK ABOUT US AS IF WE ARE FRIENDS!”
“Friends are what we need most” says the Trovian knight

“THEY HAVE MURDERED OUR PEOPLE, KILLED OUR MEN, WOMEN, AND CHILDREN!”
“Just as we have done” elizabeth states plainly “Now we must decide do we fight and die, or give in and live a new life”
“I would rather die than ever be an ally of a trovian” the wizard says with acid in his voice.
“We aren’t immortals, you can’t just throw life away!” the knight says, talking down to the wizard.

“Neither of you are true Trovians, I’m taking my men and making a stand! I’m sure Lawmaster would be all the so proud of your backstabbing of our nation.”

“Don’t pay him any mind, Lawmaster would want us to go on and make sure Trovia doesn’t disappear forever.” The knight confidently states.
“We can’t just become allies with them.” Elizabeth says, her voice dreading what is to come.
“Wait, what do you mean, it is a perfect deal, we can wait build our forces and make a come back for Trovia.”

“Whatever that thing was, it said we lost. There is no coming back, at this point there isn’t a Trovia anymore….”
“What are you saying?”
“I'm taking my men and joining the Dutch, I suggest you do the same.”

“You’re wrong, we might have lost for now but you wait, we’ll come back, and we'll show the whole galaxy how strong we are!” The knight says
“You never did know when to give up…”

“Please don’t go...not again…”

Imagine this playing as the knight walks away while the camera climbs into the sky while slowly fading to black.

“So One Trovian is leading them to war, another leading them to partenership, and another to full annexation…” The emperor curses under his breath “They never make things fucking easy do they?”
“What do you suggest we do sir?”

“The one who wants annexation, you said I can meet with that Trovian?”
“Yes sir!”
“Make it so, in an hour at my conference room.”
“Yes sir!”

“So how about them sports?”

“Hello Trovian” The emperor says
“My name is Elizabeth”
“Beside the point, this meeting has been arranged to discuss your proposal.”

“So you have made a decision?” Elizabeth asks

“Not quite, we have some concerns...I’ll let my advisors ask these.
“Why is it that we have proposals from two other Trovians?”
“What gives you the right to negotiate on behalf of your nation?”
“Why is it that not but a week ago, our military base faced a ‘covert’ attack from one of Trovians squadrons?”

“The other two disagree with my methods, however they also disagree with each others. To answer the next, because rather than those two, all the other leaders are dead. And finally, because a week ago we planned to wipe out your people.”

“You dirty Trovian, wipe us out?!” The prince crys out
“How dare you come to our planet and insult us like this!” Mesmen rages
“Give me the word Emperor, I’ll have her gutted in no time.” Meer shouts

“Nonsense, you asked your questions and got your answers now settle down” The Emperor commands “My only problem here is that I lack a reason to trust you. How do I ease my concerns, Elizabeth.”

“Let me fight. You have at least one more army of Trovians to battle, me and my most valued team will help you eliminate this problem.”

“Yes, that will work…” The Emperor smirks a little “And Meer, you and your men will aid our new friend.” The emperor says, looking at his peg-legged advisor.
“Of course” General Meer gives the Emperor a smile, then bares his teeth at Elizabeth
“You’re all dismissed, leave me.”