A four wheel drive truck with a strange mutant inside crawls over the harsh terrain of Enclo3.
Rocks and boulders grind together with satisfying crunching noises as the vehicle makes progress forward.
The colours indicate that this vehicle is friendly yet an unfamiliar occupant suggests trouble.
Lookouts call down to Jonah Hex informing him of the incoming potential threat. He readies the door guards and a couple Winged Demons join the mix.
The beefy truck accelerates hard as it gets to an open area, the gorgeous noise of pure horsepower disturbing the otherwise tranquil moment. Jonah and the troops make ready for an all out assault, but the driver has other ideas. Just as the unknown mutant enters the point of no return he slams on the brake skidding sideways in front of the door.
Jonah Hex: You stupid sonuva bitch! We almos' blew yer dumbass away! Git outta the truck ya vermin!
Jonah Hex: Outta th' truck, asshole!
??: I meant no offense.
Jonah Hex: Jist who th' hell are ya?
??: Didn't you get the message? Did you not hear of my arrival?
Jonah Hex: Yer arrival?
??: I'm Comrade JAM.
Jonah Hex: ...you ain't him. He was my kin.
Comrade JAM: That particular version of JAM was your kin, yes. Jonah, let's go inside and we'll discuss this. You can tell I'm no threat, I'm unarmed and be honest, there is a sense of familiarity about me you find relieving right?
Comrade JAM: Hello, Billy.
Billy Gibbons: ...Comrade? Wait, this can't...
Comrade JAM: I can explain... Alright, I told Jonah I'd tell you everything and I will. As I mentioned outside, the mantle of Comrade JAM is something that gets passed on when one dies. The only thing I can tell you is that the Mantle gets passed to a worthy successor. The responsibility of the Mantle was passed to me because I possess such qualities it looks for.
Billy Gibbons: Well, I don't think that makes much sense. I mean, how many Comrade JAM's were there before this Comrade JAM and how come we never noticed?
Comrade JAM: That is something I cannot answer, for I do not know. When the Mantle chose me the only thing I could do was make my way to Enclo3 and begin my reign. Come now, I wish to address the troops.
Comrade JAM: Hello, some of you may already recognize me as the new Comrade JAM, this may shock you, some of you deemed Comrade JAM immortal, and while the Mantle shall stand forever, the heroes behind it may fall. Now, I solemnly vow to you all to uphold the moral code that the Mantle of Comrade JAM stands for. I swear by this OTC that enemies of the Army of JAM shall fall and I shall avenge my predecessor. Thank you.
lol j/k
