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My name is Cadren Artarice Legomc, and this my my story. Let's begin 15 years ago.


I lived with my father and brother on αναγκαία θυσία, the moon of Θάνατος επικείμενη, an uninhabited fiery wasteland. The other planet is called επικείμενης καταστροφής, home of the Greek Empire. Welcome to the θα καταστραφει Solar System. My father is a retired LegitEye. He adopted me and my brother when we were still young and began training us to control the Farce. He also had us duel with fake Beam Sabers. Everything began during one of these sparing matches. It was a week after my brother 18 birthday.



Master Wishanou: Remember Casmeer, you need to be patience.
Casmeer: Yes father.
Master Wishanou: Begin.



Clack!



Cadren: Man, you are so patient.



Casmeer: AAH!



Cadren: And that makes it 10 to 2.
Master Wishanou: Get ready to begin again.




Master Wishanou: Now Cadren, I have told you before that taunting is for the weak.
Cadren: Yes father.


At that moment a Greek Soldier ran in.



Soldier: I have orders from the Emperor to bring Casmeer Dracsis Legomc to the baracks on επικείμενης καταστροφής for immediate training. CLOan ships have been spotted 5 light years away and more soldiers are needed. As a Greek Citizen, it is Casmeer's duty to join the army.



Master Wishanou: Casmeer, you must go.



Master Wishanou: Go pack you things, I have a present for you before you leave.

Good start, looking forward to the rest.

Casmeer: One month.


Casmeer: One month and I would have gotten my Beam Saber.


Casmmer: Fuck the Greeks and their army.


Casmeer: They will pay.


Casmeer: They will fucking pay.


Ten minutes later...

Casmeer and the soldier were load his few belonging into a προπέλα truck.



Master Wishanou: Casmeer.


Master Wishanou: This is for you.


Father presented him with a Beam Saber.


Casmeer: But you said that I wouldn't get it for another month.
Master Wishanou: Do you not want it? I wish I could have trained you more.


Master Wishanou: Use it wisely. I don't want to regret this decision.


Casmeer: You won't.


Master Wishanou: Farewell Casmeer. I hope to see you again.


Casmeer: Yeah. Later.

Thinking with the other head, nice

Interesting story! I'm waiting for more

Sorry guys, I need to sleep with this British girl.

Uh-oh, what about Whishanou?

I think he already slept with her.

1 week later...

Battle raged in θα καταστραφει. The Greek κόκκινο αετό squadron are trying to gain control of the Clone war cruiser.
Red Eagle Leader: Red Eagle 4! Get back in formation.


Red Eagle Leader: Red Eagle 4 do not go near the cruiser. We are to wait for Commands O.K.
Red Eagle 4: I can't do that. It's not personal...


Casmeer: It's just business.


Red Eagle Leader: Red Eagle 1 to Command, a rouge pilot just boarded the clone cruiser. Seeking permission to board ASAP.


Inside the vessel...

Casmeer: Fucking idiots.

Spoiler

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GIF idea courtesy of BFenix

The running on the wall was both clever and awesome!

I think you could put those last shots together into a gif.

Yeah, this Matrixy slow-mo stuff is awesome.

Casmeer: Fire the missiles.


Clone Pilot: You don't have permission to give that command.


Casmeer: Really?


Casmeer: Here's my permission.
Clone Pilot: Damn! I'll fire the missiles.


Clone Pilot: Ten seconds till launch.


Clone Pilot: Five seconds.


Clone Pilot: Initiating laucher.


Clone Pilot: There you go, several million death on the way.





*BOOM!*


Cadren: I sense a disturbance in the Farce.