New Findings

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New Findings

Post by Zupponn » Wed Sep 30, 2015 8:27 pm

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Commander Holt: "Here we are men! This must be the source of the GT signals."

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Soldier: "Sir! Look at the quality of the crystals here! Many of these are perfectly formed!"
Holt: "And I hope there's a lot more beneath the surface as well."

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Soldier: "Commander! We have incoming! Blokbots approaching!"
Holt: "And is that a GT blokbot? I've never heard of such a thing. Men, stand fast! That one we must capture. Our scientists could learn much from such a creature."

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Holt: "Open fire!"
Soldier: "Our weapons aren't even phasing them!"

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Holt: "Combine your fire men! It's the only way to pierce their armor."
Soldier: "Haha! One down!"

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Holt: "Fire again!"
Soldier: "They're getting too close!"

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Soldier: "Aieeeee!"
Holt: "This Commander Holt to all units requesting backup. Converge on my position ASAP."

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Holt: "Die fiend!"
Blokbot: "Screeee!"
Soldier: "They got Johnson!"

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Soldier: "We're toast man, toast!"
Holt: "Stow it soldier! Where's that damn backup?"

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Blokbot: "Screeeee!"
Pilot: "Whirling Death on the scene. Good to see you, Holt."
Holt: "It's about damn time."

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Pilot: "Opening fire!"

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Holt: "Take that you bastard!"
Blokbot: "Screeeeeee!"

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Holt: "It's trying to get away! Stop it!"

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Blokbot: "Screeee!"
Heavy: "Sorry we're late Holt. Did we miss anything?"

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Heavy: "You're not going anywhere big fella."
Holt: "This is Holt. Get me evac pronto. We've got some precious cargo."
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Re: New Findings

Post by hatkight » Wed Sep 30, 2015 8:42 pm

OH NO GT BLOKBOTS?!?! alsowhat about OTC blokbots :warhead:
Blokbots are kinda cool

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Re: New Findings

Post by runnybabbit223 » Thu Oct 01, 2015 6:40 am

Woah.....that was quick.
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Re: New Findings

Post by Natalya » Thu Oct 01, 2015 8:10 am

More money for more product.
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Re: New Findings

Post by Zupponn » Thu Oct 01, 2015 7:45 pm

Inside the nearby ZMC outpost...

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Holt: "Do we have it secured?"
Heavy: "Yeah. Big boy here isn't going anywhere."

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Holt: "Ok. Start up the machine."

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Soldier: "Running scan."

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Holt: "Why did it stop?"

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Soldier: "I have no idea sir. I'm just getting the same error. Components not found."
Holt: "Not found? but-"

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???: "Greetings Mr. Hunt."
Holt: "It's Holt."
???: "I am free from my prison and now, Mr. Hunt, your fate is sealed."
Holt: "Again, it's Hol-"

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Holt: "Aieeeeee!"

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???: "Until next time. Mwahahahahaha!"
Soldier: "Sir, are you okay? Commander Holt?"

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Holt: "Holt? The name is Mr. Hunt."
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Re: New Findings

Post by RedRover » Thu Oct 01, 2015 8:24 pm

I love the humor you through into this! Serious shit happens yet no one can get the name right and there is absolutely no mention of the spider scene at the bottom. Bravo :tiger:

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Re: New Findings

Post by Kommander Ken » Thu Oct 01, 2015 11:12 pm

Ah yes, love me a good Zupp-Soap.

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Re: New Findings

Post by Apollyon » Fri Oct 02, 2015 1:44 pm

That was very enjoyable. I applaud you.
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Re: New Findings

Post by Natalya » Fri Oct 02, 2015 8:31 pm

Was that Nega Zupponn? :omnom:
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Re: New Findings

Post by Zupponn » Sat Oct 03, 2015 2:21 am

Natalya wrote:Was that Nega Zupponn? :omnom:
You'll have to wait to find out. :P

Glad everyone else is enjoying it. Was gonna make another update tonight, but ran into real life stuff that needed to get done. There should be two or three more parts to this. Hopefully I can find time to get more done tomorrow.
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Re: New Findings

Post by Kaplan » Sat Oct 03, 2015 5:49 am

I love this! Good work. Also like the spider killings.

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Re: New Findings

Post by stubby » Sat Oct 03, 2015 8:55 pm

I wonder if he's in league with Pacifass.
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Re: New Findings

Post by Zupponn » Sat Oct 03, 2015 10:47 pm

stubby wrote:I wonder if he's in league with Pacifass.
And Fedoranuker? :mystery:
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Re: New Findings

Post by Zupponn » Sat Oct 03, 2015 11:04 pm

Some time later...

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Captain: "He'll be here any minute. Do I look good? Is everything in order?"

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Zupponn: "Captain."
Captain: "Zupponn! Thank 2x2 you're here. I wasn't really sure what to do."
Zupponn: "Well, you did the right thing."

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Captain: "Did you see the video?"
Zupponn: "Yes. Take me to the Commander. Guards, wait here."
Captain: "Right away sir. Follow me."

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Captain: "We had to move the equipment outside. The Commander was somehow interfering with the unrefined GT."
Zupponn: "Hmmm. Quite odd."
Captain: "That's what we thought."

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Zupponn: "Evening Commander Holt."
Holt: "Why do people keep calling me Holt? I've told them that the name is Mr. Hunt!"
Captain: "He's been insisting on that name ever since the incident."

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Zupponn: "Well, whatever you want to call yourself, it doesn't matter. But one question: How are you feeling?"
Holt: "I feel-"

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Holt: "Hnnnggggnnnn-"

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Holt: "I feel like myself again."
Zupponn: "That's good to hear."

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Holt: "Zupponn the being that did this-"
Zupponn: "Will be taken care of in time. Now, go get some rest, my friend."

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Holt: "Okay. I probably need it after that."
Zupponn: "The rest of you, leave me. I must think on these events."
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Re: New Findings

Post by Duerer » Sun Oct 04, 2015 3:34 pm

I like the story, so far. Nice fishing scene in the background.
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