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Liberty: And the Dread Pirate 2x2 did breathe life into the boards. They assembled themselves into a tavern, the Four Rums, which stands eternal upon the hill overlooking the BrikVerse.
Liberty: He did bless the Four Rums, and with his mighty Kanon, fired the Quantum Surfers down upon the Hill, so that they might quarrel and spill blood in his name, and then find liquor and women at the Four Rums.




Liberty: And now I, Lady Liberty, shall in turn bless these Four Rums, so that by my grace they shall be a free land for all time.

The Fours Rums rest upon the bum of Red Rover, known as the Hill.

dimmy 1: lol
dimmy 1: its the brikwars forum
dimmy 2: lel



dimmy 1: i'm posting shit
dimmy 2: *snort*



dimmy 2: let Me see lol this is some gud shit bro
dimmy 1: top shit bro top shit



Silent-Sigfig: If you have diabeetus, you need to call Liber-- oh, wait, where am I? Ah yes, the forums. I hope there's no fucking music today.



Zupponn: Hmm, lots of new posts today, let's see what people wrote.

dimmy 1: look I'm shitting on the forum
dimmy 1: loadsashit
dimmy 2: lol do it bro do it
dimmy 1: it's coming, itz the Mothra load
dimmy 2: so dank




Silent-sigfig: Oh man what is this crap?




Silent-sigfig: These idiots must have taken me seriously when I asked about the shitpost of the year contest.




dimmy 3: whoah guys whoahhh
dimmy 2: look what he did man look at the shit
dimmy 1: it felt good when it came out my ass
dimmy 3: hehehehehhehe
dimmy 4: y y es yes lol

Silent-sigfig: What I'm saying is that there's too much shit posting going on.




Silent-sigfig: You mods can't just sit back and watch while our forums go down the crapper.




Colette: When I post things, and my threads get full of shit, it makes me not want to post.




Colette: As someone who cares about the kanon I've produced and the soaps I make and the creations I've built, it depresses me when my threads get filled with bullshit.
Colette: All the shitposting hampers my desire to contribute to the Four Rums.




dimmy 1: piss
dimmy 3: Yo take mah shit bruh
dimmy 2: no fak u
dimmy 1: PISSSS
Blitzen: What the hell?

dimmy 2: mother fuckk
dimmy 3: excelsior!
Silent-sigfig: This is exactly what I'm talking about.




dimmy 2: oh man guys i think i got a good on
dimmy 3: lolol
dimmy 2: oh yeah here it comes



dimmy 2: aw baby are you feelin it now donald trump? feel my greasy shit donald baby let me suckle your left nipple
dimmy 1: so dank
dimmy 3: top dank




dimmy 1: bro that is sum serios shit
dimmy 3: shitsterios
dimmy 1: shittarrhoea




dimmy 1: fuckin bro grabs man
dimmy 3: dank shit man you the dankest man
dimmy 2: I do it for Justin Bieber

ppl are still making these?

#1 Coco's hair is beautiful. Top-tier Shinji.

#2 I promise you I wouldn't just be standing there watching. I'd join them

I like how everyone's computers are literally shaped like toilets. Makes you wonder if the dimmies weren't right all along.

It looks like winter in Quantum Space.

dimmy 1: chek this shit
dimmy 3: shit chekc
dimmy 2: chek deez nuts
Insert_blank: deez nuts, classic meme




dimmy 1: shit all over you diabeetus man
dimmy 2: yeah you got poop on your face
dimmy 3: one might say you are a shit head




Silent-sigfig: ... well?
Natalya: Ffffffffffffiiiiinnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeeeee




dimmy 1 was banned for this post
Natalya: I don't always ban people, but when I do it's with a sword not a hammer.
dimmy 2: shit lol
dimmy 3: oooolll mod got mad haha kek
Insert_blank: No don't go, I want my username to be the same shit brown as your posts and pants. T_T




Silent-sigfig: This shit's gotta stop.
Colette: There's too much crap everywhere, you guys need to clean it up.
Zupponn: I thought it was funny.
Blitzen: It was banal




Zupponn: Where's the period bliz? Typo alert.
Blitzen: Seriously?




Zupponn: What the fuck?
Natalya: Only Blitzen may correct grammar.




Zupponn was banned for this post
*The screams of a thousand evils pierce the land*
*Zupponn's body disappears, leaving only his robes*

*His empty robes fall to the floor.*
Natalya: Okay, that was creepy.
Insert_blank: Creepiest ban award goes to Zupponn. Where's Silver when you need him?
Silent-sigfig: Let's get back on track. The shitposting, thanks for banning that guy, but more people need to go.
Insert_blank: Yah yah whatever, man.




dimmy 3: we pissed that mod off, and she b& our bro
dimmy 4: tragik
dimmy 2: a twu loss indeed




dimmy 2: whatever let's make more shit
dimmy 3: shit
dimmy 4: yes moar of it




dimmy 2: chek it its the shit storm
dimmy 3: lolololoololl




dimmy 3: oh yeah big log of shit
dimmy 4: dope shit bro poop it out
dimmy 2: poopsicles

dimmy 2: yeah you got poop on your face

Its good to see Sir Kenneth Branagh back at work with the classics.

Not trying to do your job for you but if this soap doesn't end with all the shit posters dead and QSIb screaming, "Ban me! I'm a shitposter too!" and crying a la the ending of Bamboozled.

we dem boyz