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The presence of a dark entity brought me to this loca... oh gods.


"It's him"

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"Well, this is the place."


"Ak'tar zentia tre'actr artr yrnz try'lge!"


"Echrena yre'vo thran't tewnza!"


"Here goes nothing."


"It appears nobody's home."


"Still, I doesn't hurt to try."


"That ... that was too close. Why didn't they make this place easier to navigate?"



"Oh, hi."


"Shit."


"Well this could have went better."
"Tarator release him!"


"Thank you very much."
The creature vanishes as suddenly as it appeared.


"Well, that is one fancy disappearing trick, isn't it Ra'tanato?"
"Come mortal! It is evident that you have something to discuss."


"Well technically I'm not really a mortal, but it's no big deal."


"I have no time for you humor. Why have you come?"
"I wasn't joking."
"..."
"Right. Nok'traan has been released on the world."
"The Lord of Terror? That is not good news."
"So are you going to help?"
"Come friend."


"Though the odds are not in our favor..."


"We have not lost yet!"

This looks like it's gonna be pretty awesome

Previously

Location: A few miles from the battlefield.
Time: Two hours after the battle.

Officer Smith: "Wakey, wakey sunshine!"
Commander Dax: "Ugh."


Smith: "Whoever hit knocked you out sure did a good job. Now to business."
The soldier suddenly grabs the clone and lifts him off the ground."


Smith: "WHERE THE FUCK IS MY PRESIDENT?"
Dax: "Please, this is just a misunderstand."


Smith: "Misunderstanding my ass. You have 30 seconds to tell me what you were doing and where you took the president or you won't be able to talk ever again."
Dax: "Jees, calm down. Look, we got a message from some guy telling us to capture the Greek president and bring him to a set of coordinates."
Dax: "He said he would pay a large amount of money. And, well, my company could use just that. It's not personal, it's just business."


Smith: "Where the fuck are those coordinates?"
Soldier: "Sorry to interrupt sir. Sargent Johnson is coming to."


Johnson: "Smith, I need to get to a computer. I placed a tracking device on whoever knocked me out. I can find that person."
Smith: "We have one inside. Here let me help you."
Johnson: "No, I can do it myself."


Smith: "And bring the prisoner."


Johnson: "Alright. just give me a few seconds and..."


Johnson: "There."
Smith: "Why is that area in the top left all fussy?"
Johnson: "Well something blocking out satellite from getting a picture of that area. And that is were our friend was last seen."
Dax: "Impossible. That is where I was supposed to take the president."

Dax, what are you doing! don't tell those Greeks anything!

A few hours later at the aforementioned location.

President Robinson: "Once I get in contact with my lawyers, you are going to be in big trouble."
Jet Trooper: "Shut up or I'll gag you again."


President Robinson: "Alright, whatever they are paying you, I'll pay you double."
Jet Trooper: "I said can it."


Jet Trooper: "This is the spot, where is this guy?"


???: "I see you have arrived, finally."


???: "I see that you took good care of him."


Jet Trooper: "Yeah. Now where's my payment?"
???: "Oh you'll be getting it."


???: "You'll be getting it real soon."


President Robinson: "AAAAAAAAH!"


???: "Ah, your back. Please "take care" of our guest."
Mech Lady: "No! I'm not taking care of the shit you won't do yourself!"


???: "What have I told you about using that type of language?"


The lady takes her hood off.
Mech Lady: "I'm not a kid any more dad. I'll say whatever the fuck I want to!"


???: "While you live under my roof, you will follow my rules!"


Mech Lady: "You won't let me leave! Aah! Fuck you, I'm going to go hang out with my friends!"


???: "Veronica get back here this instant or you will be grounded!"


Veronica: "You can't control my life dad!"


???: "I just want to keep you safe!"


Veronica: "Fuck you dad."


???: "Kids. Am I right Mr. President?"


???: "Wait, where did he go?"


President Robinson: "I think I'm safe for know."


President Robinson: "Oh shoot."


???: "Oh hello again. Trying to run off? Daniel, dispose of him."
President Robinson: "What? No! you can't!"
???: "Goodby Peter."

Likin' this soap.

Evil space dad is funny

Aw, sweet family drama!

Family drama is the best drama

Sargent Johnson: "Command, this is Johnson. Do you have troops on the ground yet?"
Command: "A small search party is on the ground now. Patching you through."


Soldier 1: "Good afternoon Sargent. There's a dead clone here and a whole lot of blood. Nothing else seems out of the ordinary."


Soldier 2: "Wait. There's someones head over here."


Soldier 2: "Oh my god. It's..."
Soldier 3: "AAAAAAH!
Soldier 1: "Holy shit there's a giant...AAAAH!
Soldier 2: "Die you son of a...*static*.


Johnson: "Well Commander, it appears that we have a common enemy now, though we don't know who it is yet. Men take of the cuffs."


Johnson: "I propose a truce until we bring this villain to justice."
Dax: "A truce it is then. But don't think I won't kick you ass after that bastard dies."