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The P.L.E has grown to be massive size and has won many wars to gain their territory. The P.L.E use to employ peach as standard troopers, but yellows proved to be less suicidal and fanatic and had much lower death rate in combat. Due to this, the P.L.E retired or gave the peach soldiers lesser roles and employed yellows instead. The P.L.E Hierarchy noticed the difference in combat and were happy with their decision, but the Peach did not, and many peach resistance movements began but were crushed by superior fire power and tactics. Angry with the hopelessness of their soldiers, the Peach superiors went in search for better warriors for their army. They met the Alien United Empire Resistance. The had their differences,but overall they both hated the P.L.E so they decided to join in arms against the P.L.E. Many Yellows were not happy with their kind becoming the new "cannon fodder" of the P.L.E, as they call it. The rebel yellows formed the Yellow Multicultist Confederacy Army to combat the P.L.E, shockingly to the P.L.E, many yellow civilians from over 5 planets joined the YMCA, The Peach liberation front, AUER and YMCA formed together to create the Leaf Galaxy Independence Union, commonly called the Union by P.L.E and its allies. The war escalted quickly especially on the planet Satarnia III and there were many casualties on both sides, more so the Union. After a year of fighting the Union had lost over 1 million troops, the Union need more then just troops. They needed a weapon, a weapon that could wipe out entire planets but be cheap at the same time. A chemical weapon. A plague. A plague that turns people into something else...

Some shady looking peaches walk down a dark street in Varloria, a city on Satarnia III, in the dead of night, nothing but the noise of their footsteps echoing through out the street.

tip tap tip tap tip tap...



They start moving towards a alley.

One of the peaches:" Dice, ain't dis place a doomp!"

The peach who looks like his the boss answers:" Ya, dis place a be ev'n moar like a ghost town in a munths a time!"

Peach 1:"Hehehe..."(I suggest Boba fett chuckle from attack of the clones. the dogfight scene with Obi wan.)



They enter the alley.

Peach 2:"Dis da place boss?"

Boss peach:"Deez are de cordinates dat the big boss gave us. I swear on da dice that he gave us the right ones!"



They walk over to some door guarded by some more shady peaches.

Peach Guard:"Oi! Who are you's? Ya here ta see da daddy peach?"

Boss peach:'I work for someone whos a rankin' higher then ya boss, so treat me with some respect! And of course we ar here ta see ya boss."

The guard was going to reply, but decided it wise not to. He didn't want to lose his job.



Boss peach:"Well !?"

Peach guard:"Well what?"

The boss peach face palms:"Well duh! When ya gonna let me in! I got da parcel ya brickhead!"



Somebody sleeping behind some crates catches the boss's eye.

Peach boss:"Who's dat bum? He could be listen'in to us right now! Should I kill em!"

Peach guard:"Na, we let em sleep ere on our premisez if he keeps his mouth shut. If e talks, we put a bullet through his brick!"

The boss nods with agreement.



The boss peach stares blankly the peach guard. The guard stares back.

Boss peach:"Let me in for dice sake!!!"

Peach guard:"Oh, er. Sorry. Come in!"



The guard opens the door for him.



The guard shuts the door behind him.

THUD!



The alley way is quiet.



To be continued...

I have a feeling the crate bum will be serving a bigger purpose soon.

If this lines up with any of the E-mail brikwars we have been doing together, then I think this may turn out to be VERY interesting.

P.s. nioce atmosphere btw

Looks like the start of something good. Looking forward to more

3:47 AM. Valoria.Satarnia III

The street bum gets up.

Street bum:"Um, sir. I am just going to have a rummage through some garbage bins. Please don't let another homeless one take my spot."

Peach guard:"Yah sure, ya got one hour. Make it snappy!"

Street bum:"Oh, yes yes of course."



The bum then walks down the alley



And scurries across the street.



Then walks towards the entrance of the yellow warehouse.



And then walks inside.



The hobo them begins to remove its hood.



To reveal a yellow with a black bun.



The street bum then removes its cloak, and it turns out to be commander Chang Lee!!!



She pulls out one of her pistols, checking the ammo

Click click!



She then turns on her radio:"This is viper alpha to viper 2 and 3. Do you copy?"



LSS agent:"This is viper 2, ready and waiting.over"



LSS agent:"Viper 3 responding. awaiting further orders. Over."



Another LSS agent comes out of the darkness and joins Commander Lee.

LSS agent:"Ready!"

Commander Lee:"This is viper alpha, orders are: Leave no survivors EXCEPT the peach with the big gut and the Mob father peach, Capture the weapon and return to our families safe and sound. don't sound too hard eh boys?"

Viper 2:"Walk in the park."

Viper 3:"Well what are we waiting for?"

Commander Lee:"Lets kick some terrorist dice!"



The sun is rising, the street remains quiet, but for how much longer??



To be continued...

Kommander Ken wrote:I have a feeling the crate bum will be serving a bigger purpose soon.

Your a very perceptive person kommander ken.

Previously at 12:39 AM

They enter the reception room.



Receptionist:"Are you hear to book a appointment with mister Dimitri?"

Peach Boss:"Na, I wanna see em strait away!"

Receptionist:"I am sorry sir, but mister Dimitri is currently in the middle of an appointment. If you wish to see him, you will have to book an appointment."

Peach Boss:"But I have an important package for em and I need to deliver it ASAP!"

The receptionist stares at her computer screen, completely ignoring him."Well, let me now when he is a finished!"



The boss turns to his men"Well boys, it looks like we a be waitin' here for sometime!"

Peach 1:"Dice"

Peach 2:"Aw we'll I a need ma reest, onaly a got bout 2 half hours a sleep."

Receptionist:"Hey, you wanna hear bout my new hair style?"



two hours later...

The receptionist has bored all but one of them to sleep(The one awake feels like he might just blow up):"And I was like 'Oh my gosh, that hair style is sooo yesterday' That is why I have this hair style because in Satarnia Fashion Magazine this style is sooo next year and-"



She was cut off by a peach yelling and pointing a gun at a yellow.

Peach guard:"DADDY PEACH AIN'T PLEASED WITH YOUR WORK! IF YOU AND YOUR FAMILY WANNA LIVE, YOU BETTER GET THAT MEDICAL SHIPMENT PAST P.L.E BORDER PROTECTION, OR WE GONNA BLOW YA HEAD OFF!"

Yellow:"Argh, yes-er, of course!"

The commotion wakes up the boss and his colleagues.

Boss:"What the loaded dice is going on here!"



The receptionist was about to continue, but she got a buzz from Daddy peaches office.

Receptionist:"Sir, mister Dimitri is ready."

Boss peach:"Bout time! Come on boys! Ur, which way is the office?"



Receptionist:" Down that corridor to your left then up the stairs"



They get up and walk down the corridor, catching a peach and a grimpling( Most of you now them as Dungans) playing poker.

Boss peach:"Get back to work ya slackers!"

Poker peach:"Who ar ya's to be a bossin us bout?!"

Boss peach:"I am- grr, forget it, already wasted enough time!"



They move into another room. One of the peaches stares at the grimpling."Look at its ears! They are massive floppy things!"



There is some stairs that lead up to another room.The boss peach sees an Orc guarding the stairwell, and asks him if this is the right way:"Ugh, I have forgotten da directions dat de receptionist gave me, does dis lead me to daddy peach??"

Orc:(Cockney accent)"Yerr, you be going the right way mate. Rock on!!"

Boss peach:"Hehe, er yeah?!"

The staring peach stares at the goblin:"Whoa, yo got soma real sharp teeth"

Ork:"All the betta ta sing goblin rock mate!"



The stairs led strait into a room decked out with decorations. And sitting on a chair in front of a big desk, was big Daddy Peach himself!

Big Daddy Peach:(I suggest English gentlemen accent)"Well, how do you do kind sirs. I have been awaiting your arrival for some time!"

Boss peach:"Er, well ya receptionist kinda kept us a waitin' for the last two hours!!"

BDP:"Come come, we have much to discuss ."

Sorry about the images being big and small, I did resize all of them! I really need something better then imgur. Anyone

4:00 AM

Daddy peach:"Take a seat General. How was your flight?"

The boss peach AKA General Trim:"Bein a high rankin official in da Union pays pretty well, so ya da trip was good."



Daddy peach:"So, do you have the package?"

The general brings his hand up to give him the weapon, but the case isn't in his hand!



General Trim:"Boys, were is the diced CASE!!!"

Freckled peach:"I dunno, why a dant ya ask Tom"

Tom(Peach who stares):"Urgh, um. You had it last boss. When we had dat nap downstairs?"



The general rushes towards Tom and grabs the scruff of his shirt.

General Trim:"GO DOWN STAIRS AND FETCH ME THAT CASE!"

Tom:"Ugh, ar, yar boss!" He turns tail and runs down the stairs.



General Trim:"Sarry bout da yellin'. I lose ma temper real quick."

Daddy peach:"I see..."



Daddy peach:"You want a drink? I have vodka, red wine? Oh, and some rum."

General Trim:"Nah, hate vodka and wine is for da dicewimps. Not a big fan of rum. Any whiskey?"

Daddy peach looks through his collection.

Daddy peach:"No im afraid, the next shipment will arrive next week. I will have to remember that for next time you visit eh?"



Daddy peach:"So, this, how should I put it? Chemical weapon, a Pandemic. What are its capabilities?"

The general grins with satisfaction.

General Trim:"Well, ya see. It is a virus that only comes into affect after people die..."

Daddy peach:"Ah, I see. This should be amusing! So how and how fast does it spread?"

General Trim:"Once ya got it in da air, any person who comes in contact with it immediately becomes infected. And how fast ya say? Well, once a dis city becomes infected, the rest of da planet shald fall within a weeks a time, so the scientists who invented it say!"



Daddy peach turns around and begins pouring him self a glass of vodka.

Daddy peach:"Good, by that time I will be well away and comfortable in our little 'hideout'. Oh the joys of evilness ..."

General Trim:"Grunts in acknowledgement."

A shiny ring grabs his attention. The general things out loud:"I wonder if yall be part of me reward?"

Daddy peach:"What is it General?"

The general pauses.



Tom runs back up the stairs, just in the nick of time.

Tom:"I got da package boss."

The generals murmuring completely goes over Daddy peaches head.

Daddy peach:"Good, very good. Lets finish this up, don't wont to keep you here all day General!"

General Trim:"Yers of course."

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ZOMBIES!

Naaaaaaaaaaa!

4:25 AM

Daddy peach goes back to his desk and puts the case on the table.

Daddy peach:"Finally got this stuff, now I will be able to get away from the pesky diced Empire!"



The general nods at the money on the desk.

Daddy peach:"Oh yes, I suppose you will want that money to fund your pathetic military."

General Trim:"A war is won by soldiers, no matta how pathetic! But I need da munny for anuther more, er- sinisiter reason..."

Daddy peach:"More sinister reason then this plague that is in this case?!"

DRRRRT! Gunshots come from outside.



BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!

General Trim:"Watta dice is dat?!"

Daddy peach:"There here.."

The general and his men grab the money.

General Trim:"I'm outta here! Best a luck!"



Daddy peach:"Get out of here! The Imperials are bound to smash through my hopeless security, should have spent more money on security and less on grog."

General Trim:"Yer, on dice grog too!"



Daddy peach:" To your stations! Show no mercy! They will certainly show none to the likes of us."

Ork:'I will sar, ill turn up tha rock to maximum volume! That sure ta blow their eardrums!"



The security grab their weapons, preparing for what ever is going to come through their doors.

Click click!



Things are about to get ugly!

4:25 AM, seconds before shots are fired.

The team dart across the street, as silent and deadly as a tiger.

Viper 2:"Target sighted."

Commander Lee:"Take him."

DRRRRT! Viper 2 lets rip with a burst from his assault rifle.



And removes the head off of a peach guard!



Another peach runs out the door and fires at the building.

BANG!

Social inept peach:"EAT LEAD DICE-SUCKERS!"



The bullet harmlessly bounces off the wall.

POW!



Commander Lee jumps around the corner and lets rip with her pistols.

BANG!BANG!

The bullets rip strait through his chest.



The receptionist and a guard take defensive positions after seeing their comrade get shot.



The mini-gunner and ork get into the stairwell.



These two make it to the back door.

The officer produces something from his belt.



And throws it through the door.

Grimpling:"Googly wagly joog hog moggo zoogley muga huggly!?"(Translation:"What in the name of the loaded dice is that!?"



Theres a blinding flash and the Ork and Grimpling are stunned.

Grimpling:"MU GOOS! MU GOOS!"(translation:"MY EYES! MY EYES!)



Officer:"Move move move!"

The LSS rush in and gun down the peach guard and grimpling.

DRRRT! DRRT!



Receptionist:"Argh! Dice suckers! I don't want another bad hair day!"

She then swivels around to shoot at the agents.



But before she can squeeze the trigger, commander Lee runs through the door and blows her face off.

BANG!

Commander Lee:"Bad hair day this!"



The peach mini gunner kicks the door open and lets rip with a burst of the minigun.

RATTATATATATAT!

The officer is riddled with bullets.

Viper 3:"Viper 1's down!"



Viper 2 picks up his fallen comrades rifle and shoots into the stair well.

DRRRRRT!DRRRRT!



The ork and mini gunner are killed.

Aww. I liked the ork.

When are you going to include Gumroar The Awesome?