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TheAtomikpunk
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by TheAtomikpunk » Sun Jun 11, 2017 6:15 pm
Aboard the Black September:
Captain Edward Morgan plans his next voyage..
A strange black substance seeps in the open window..
A black figure materializes from the goo
"Now now, is that anyway to treat your guest? Why don't you put down the gun and I'll explain why I am here."
"I'm listening.."
"Doesn't it ever get tiring to raid colony after colony without a true cause?"
"Not really. But it is getting more difficult to raid some of the richer colonies."
"And now we come to the reason I'm here."
"I would like to offer you a chance for the ultimate spoils."
"Such as..?"
"Such as all the riches in galaxy nehelennium"
"Go on."
"I am forming an alliance of outcasts to take our rightful place as kings of the brikverse. You are the first I am recruiting."
"Well, if you can promise me three things, I'll join you on your little conquest."
"What do you wish?"
"What every pirate wishes for: Babes, booty, and all the booze I can drink."
"I would expect nothing less."
"Then we have an accord...By the way, who are you?"
"I am Darkstorm...."
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Darkstorm
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by Darkstorm » Mon Jun 12, 2017 10:21 am
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Hiremas Alkerith
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by Hiremas Alkerith » Mon Jun 12, 2017 10:50 am
Darkstorm wrote:perfect
just perfect
Agreed.
I guess I should make something like this too...
AnnoyedZebra wrote: why is the dork knights groin shiny?
Stubby wrote:It's a dork in shining armor. Really, if you're going to be a dork knight, the dork has to be the shiniest part.
