<LOCATION= APPROX"SOUTHERN ALDEBRAAN WASTELAND">
<EXACT LOCATION="CLASSIFIED">
<TRANSMISSION COMMENCING...>
Fifth alliance outpost located somewhere in the southern deserts of Aldebraan. Exact location is classified information. We were running some tests on "Beige Carpet" patches found in that area. It was only a small outpost, and nobody knew anyone, what with us all being from different factions.
Two swamp-dwellers were patrolling just outside the camp. It seemed like a waste of time to me, since there was nobody around for miles, but they thought it was important.
Unknown to them, a mysterious figure started sprinting up alongside them.....
They detect nothing, despite their powerful senses of sight, hearing and smell.
Suddenly, the figure bursts out from behind a strange rock formation, and opens fire on them
Out of instinct, they raise their powerful shields, confident in their invulnerability...
But the stranger knew what he was doing. His bullets, instead of bouncing off of their shields and armour instead pierced them at their necks and arms...
He ran on. His silenced weapons and the speed of his attack meant that nobody else heard a thing.
He took cover behind some containers, and quickly assessed the situation.
He emerged from his hiding place and instantly opened fire on the Negaversian officer in front of him...
The officer disintegrated and flames erupted from his back
He shot down the engineer almost as soon as he had killed the officer. Bullets thudded around the engineer, but they were just for show. The stranger never missed.
As his flaming body slumped to the ground, the stranger had already marked out his next target...
The soldier span round, ready to open fire on the attacker
His shots missed by miles, as the stranger leaped through the air, returning fire.
This time there was no escape for the Imperial commando, who was mowed down by the incredible firepower of the stranger's golden gun.
Blood began to ooze from his chest and head, but he had not suffered. He was dead before he hit the ground.
The highest ranking official there didn't stir from his monitor. He knew what to do in this sort of crisis, and immediately sent out a distress beacon.
An Aldebraanian movie star started running towards the stranger, opening fire as he ran.
Shots crashed around the stranger, but the Aldebraanian just couldn't seem to hit him. It was as though the stranger was just making minute movements, and dodging each and every bullet that flew past him.
Unperturbed, the Aldebraanian wrestled him to the ground (This is gonna make a good Brikcaption!)
But the stranger simply kicked him off, and the Aldebraanian flew into the air, dropping his weapon as he did so...
The stranger got up, while the Aldebraanian was still dazed on the floor...
Knowing he didn't have much time, he scrambled for his gun
The Aldebraanian leaped through the air towards him, intending to finish him off once and for all, but the stranger had other plans...
He pulled the trigger on his gun
No man could stand up to the ossumness of that gun.
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The pilot of the Aldebraanian starfighter began making preparations to take off
His cockpit sealed shut, as he fired up the engines
Meanwhile the terminator on the bridge thing turned round to face the stranger...
And fired out of his golden arm-thing...
The stranger dived out of the way, completely unharmed
Then, he turned round, and opened fire on the terminator!
The flames began to surround the terminator, as he gave a last thumbs up
His body simply fell apart in a raging inferno
Then the stranger held his gun up against the cockpit window, clearly intending to steal the starfighter...
"STOP!!!" yelled the official, "IT'S ME! WE'RE FRIENDLIES!!"
The stranger turned around, and exclaimed "Good God! It's you, that diver whatshisname. What are you doing here?"
That Diver Whatshisname: "Agent? It can't be you! You were declared missing presumed dead at the battle of Aldebraan!"
Agent: "I was? So that's what happened. I just remember being in the HQ planning an attack, so you mean we went ahead with it? Sorry about the mess by the way."
That Diver whatshisname: "It's OK, accidents happen. We thought you were killed when a MOTHERFUCKING STARSHIP CRASHED INTO YOU WHILE YOU WERE OUT OF AMMO BEATING BITCHES TO DEATH WITH A TEASPOON! (NB: One of these days I'll have to post up some kind of recreation of that battle. It did happen, and it was epic.)"
Agent: "I just woke up in the middle of Aldebraan, and I've been wandering around here for a year or so. Anything happened while I was away? And what were you doing with these scum?"
That Diver whatshisname: "Erm, the war ended Agent. We've allied with them now, after we opened up some portals into another universe, we've been at war with the Praetorian empire and commonwealth, and the "Omogolon Federation" or whatever it's called."
Agent: "WHAT? So I just killed my own allies? Also, who the hell are these Muggleons?"
That Diver Whatshisname: "They're the inhabitants of the "Muggleon galaxy" or something. We're fighting a war with them in the "Magikillinnic" galaxy or something. I've never been very good with names..."
Agent: "Including your own. So, I guess I'd better go and see Alkerith. Did you peeps miss me?"
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That Diver whatshisname: "Hell yes we did! So much so that shelly built an android version of you to sit at your chair and say a couple of your favourite sayings"
*Pulls lever*
Android agent: "GIT YER HAND OUTTA MA ASS!"
Agent: "I never said that...."
Agent: "Anyways... who wants a ride on the starship??!"
That Diver whatshisname: "Hell yeah!"
Android agent: "WHAT'S THE CHARGE? FOR EATING A MEAL? A SUCCULENT CHINESE MEAL? GET YER HAND OFF OF MY PEEEEEENIS!!!"
NARRATOR:"What the fuck just happened."
Breaking out of Kanon, Agent was one of the first minifigs I ever had. He was a master criminal, breaking into buildings and stealing just about everything. He even broke into the halls of the omnipotent, and in the process gazed upon him. For some unknown reason, instead of being insane, blind or turned into a lady gaga fan, he survived almost unscathed (Although this is believed to be the reason why he only has one eye). Seeing the Omnipotent made him feel pretty guilty about all the things he'd done, so he decided to give up his life of crime and instead devote his skills to helping Alkerith who became a very close friend of his. He did actually go missing during the most epic battle I've ever made, the battle for Aldebraan (Which sadly I never took pics of, but it did happen) in which Alkerith led a final assault on the capital of Aldebraan, and was also the site of the infamous bridge crossing, which led to the destruction of the HALO tank. I only just found his minifigure a few days ago, and decided he needed a fitting welcome back into my forces. Expect to see plenty more of him in upcoming battles etc!
Also, I've only had access to some of my LEGO, hence the lack of varied parts. Sorry!
