Pumpkin Courier Service

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Pumpkin Courier Service

Post by Kastrenzo » Tue Feb 26, 2019 9:32 pm

Unknown Location, Monolith Plates

Image20190226_195504 by Dic Jacobus, on Flickr
Jak: What are we gonna do with all this gear? We've ganked so many fools we couldn't possibly sell this off without attracting attention. If we hold onto it for too long we're just gonna get raided and lose it all ourselves!
Image20190226_195534 by Dic Jacobus, on Flickr

Gray leads Jak to the radio
Gray: I've got an idea.. Come here
Jak: Fire Sale?
Image20190226_195805 by Dic Jacobus, on Flickr
Gray: Charity!
Jak: What? We're not giving this stuff away, are you nuts!?
Image20190226_195542 by Dic Jacobus, on Flickr

Gray speaks on the radio:
Gray: Attention...uh... Basil Plate!.. This is Gray of.. Pumpkin Courier Service!
Jak: WTF!
Gray: To kick off our first day of ship-to-your-door delivery, we're offering a totally sick and FREE Charge Sniper!
*Voice On Radio*: Hah.. Fkn SCAMMER!
Gray *To Jak*: Think about it, Throw a bunch of weapons into the wild and stir shit up, it'll be hilarious
Jak: Oh.. yeah! What's Basil, some Imperiya town?
Gray: Nah just some shithole, Gotta start small.
Image20190226_200422 by Dic Jacobus, on Flickr

Gray leaves and returns with a few weapons in his arms, the radio goes off and a squeaky, barely legible gibberish voice comes in over the radio
Voice: Hallo? Popkin carrier? My name Nok. You, you bot a free sniper yes yes? Is it scam? I Live in plane by crap palace. you give yes?
Gray: Answer that!
Jak: Mister ..Nok!.. you're our lucky winner!, We'll be there shortly! keep an eye out for the .. Pumpkin Copter!.... oh, and it doesn't look like a pumpkin, over and out!
Nok: Yaaaay!
Jak: What a star.
Image2019-02-26_09-17-50 by Dic Jacobus, on Flickr

They get into their transport and take off into the world

Image20190226_201356 by Dic Jacobus, on Flickr
The Chopper hovers above the plate
Jak: Well, I see a wrecked plane down there... and the landmark says.. Scrap Palace.. that must be it.

Image20190226_201427 by Dic Jacobus, on Flickr
Gray: I see a clearing down there, set it down!
Image20190226_201547 by Dic Jacobus, on Flickr

The chopper sets down in the woods, and immediately some guys burst out of a building with swords, checking the commotion

Image20190226_201630 by Dic Jacobus, on Flickr

Gray confronts them, pointing the gun at them and yelling at them
Gray: back in your base!.. get back in your base..Not for you!
Image20190226_201649 by Dic Jacobus, on Flickr

The Scavengers growl like beasts and crawl back into their shack..

Image20190226_201736 by Dic Jacobus, on Flickr

Some naked guys run out of the woods
Bok: Wow! that's cool!
Tot: Hi!!!!!!!
Gray: Uh... hi guys... which one of you is Nok?
Tot: Uhhhhhh,
Bok: Im Bok! Give me hat plz?
Gray: Ugh..
Image20190226_201745 by Dic Jacobus, on Flickr

A door flies open and a figure comes running, yelling at them

Image20190226_201810 by Dic Jacobus, on Flickr
Nok: Popkin Service!!! I'm Nok!!!! I want my gun!!
Image20190226_201829 by Dic Jacobus, on Flickr

Nok, the local runs up to Gray excitedly, and the other two nakeds look at them, dumbfounded
Gray: Nok, the Lucky contestant!... here's your Sniper my boy!
Nok: Ohh! Thank you ! thank you!
Image20190226_201905 by Dic Jacobus, on Flickr

Gray hands the Naked a High powered death machine...

Image20190226_201914 by Dic Jacobus, on Flickr

Gray departs and waves goodbye

Image20190226_201958 by Dic Jacobus, on Flickr

The chopper takes off
Jak: All good?.. So you'd rather be doing this than dropping a load of guns into a city and watching the fireworks huh?
Gray: Aww... come on Lantern head... We just made that poor Naked's day!.. They're not all gonna be a Stage performance!
Image20190226_202020 by Dic Jacobus, on Flickr

Suddenley there's a very loud bang coming from the ground, and Gray Jumps, startled.
Jak: Are we taking fire?
Gray: Eh.. Uh... Nope!...oh..
Gray: Oh for fk sake!....
Jak: What?!
Image20190226_202238 by Dic Jacobus, on Flickr

Gray watches from the sky as the pecking order gets rearranged...
Gray: Oh that is beautiful... brings a tear to my eye..
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