The Death of Dr. Dick
Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2020 7:56 am
Song played on Cookie Streak's radio
Distant engine noises and soft music fill the air...
Not-so-distant engine noises...
"Ergens in mijn hoofd...Ben ik...goed..."
The whole thing brakes to a halt.
"Alright Pacificass, watch the car for me."
"Can I have the phone while you're busy? I want to play LEGO Legacy."
"Sure, but tell me when someone calls."
"Aww yisssss."
"And check up on my LEGO Tower when you can."
"Gotcha."
"DICK! OPEN UP!"
"What's up, chief? Why'd we stop?"
"Nothing personal, Dick. Just a change of heart."
"Wait wha-"
*BLAM*
Some time later...
"Anyone call?"
"Nah, Stephanie's just been forwarding memes. Oh, and I ranked up Hot Dog Guy."
"Awesome. I like Hot Dog Guy."
"So, this was your first time using a gun right? What was it like?"
"..."
"Oddly soothing."