Not The Right Job For The New Guys

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Not The Right Job For The New Guys - Part 6

Post by Space Bunny » Mon Apr 27, 2020 9:03 am

Location: Edge of Aircadiea's capital, on a small personal landing pad.
Claudius waits with another member of Rogue Fleet for Damien and Timmy


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Claudius: Here they come.
Lucy: They can't be as bad as you say they are.
Claudius: They're the reason that Brittania is now keeping an eye on us! Think about how hard this'll make the rest of your missions!
Lucy: They're just new to all of this.
Claudius: If you want to be kind to them, be kind to them. But I think they'll only get you involved in they're shenanigans.


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Timmy: Hey boss!
Claudius: What happened to him?
Damien: A lot. Y'know those guys that you said were 'just people'? Well they seem to be people that want to kill us! We barely got out alive. They shot Timmy... or at least they were aiming for me, but hit Timmy.


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Claudius: Yeah... well they're just people to you. But to me? They're old foes. Been on my back since... well for as long as I can remember. But now you got 'em on your back now.
Damien: Hey! It's not like I wanted that, they came and killed the other guys that we were meant to be giving... the... Beskor to...
Claudius: What's the matter? You realized you've made a fatal mistake?
Damien: We may have... forgotten to get the Beskor back.
Lucy: Well I can help you with that.
Damien: Who may you be?


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Lucy: The names Lucy. Lucy Camperos.
Damien: I'm Damien, and my partner's Timmy
Timmy: Hello!
Lucy: Well, I guess I'm now part of your team too


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Claudius: Enough of the chit chat you two, I want you to get that Beskor back now. No sooner, no later.
Timmy: On it boss!











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???: Now with the last piece of Beskor armour forged, I am unstoppable.


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???: And Claudius won't get in the way this time....



To Be Continued...

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Re: Not The Right Job For The New Guys

Post by Food_Truk » Mon Apr 27, 2020 9:11 am

A female cast member addition AND a villain reveal, things are getting spicy.
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Not The Right Job For The New Guys - Part 7

Post by Space Bunny » Thu May 07, 2020 5:33 am

Location: Airadeai....?
Damien, Timmy, and Lucy have started their adventure to find the Beskor, and they are taking their first stop at a small settlement to find out more information about where they may find it...



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Damien: There's no one here. Is this even on the map?
Timmy: Well it says on here 'Brew tolca MP'. I don't know what that means, but it seems like a good place to start looking for information.
Lucy: Well that's not on my map. In fact, we're not even on my map!
Damien: Timmy, where did you buy your map?
Timmy: I didn't buy it, I found it on the road!
Lucy: Well I think we should go back then.


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Timmy: This place looks fine!
???: Brootalz!


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Damien: Did you hear that?
Lucy: Am I the only one that notices these dead bodies?
???: Brootalz!


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Damien: Wait, who's that?
???: Brootalz!


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BROOTALZ: BROOTALZ!!!





to be continued

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Re: Not The Right Job For The New Guys

Post by Food_Truk » Thu May 07, 2020 10:31 am

Uh oh.

Big uh oh.
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Re: Not The Right Job For The New Guys

Post by Kommander Ken » Thu May 07, 2020 8:59 pm

BAHAHAHA WELCOM TO BREW TOLCA YA SCRUBZ.

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Re: Not The Right Job For The New Guys - Part 7

Post by Spectral » Fri May 08, 2020 10:16 pm

Space Bunny wrote:
Thu May 07, 2020 5:33 am

BROOTALZ: BROOTALZ!!!
Holy shit I've been itching for more BROOTALZ!!! content. This series is amazing my dude!
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