Frank: Ohh, my head hurts. Where am I
A Deep and mysterious Voice: Prithee good man, what know you of the Gray Hole?
Frank: look, it was one time, and I only put my hand in, wait what? I have no idea what you're talking about.
A Deep and mysterious Voice: Come now lad, thy mind must hold knowledge of the Gray Hole, mist devise of all concavities
Frank: Why do you want to know about whatever that is?
A Deep and mysterious Voice: We must prove our devotion, so that our might may be put towards a greater purpose, for no vilens are we. As King I demand the location of the Gray Hole.
Frank: And what's in it for me?
A Deep and mysterious Voice: All the beer you can drink and soft pretzels upon which you would delight.
Frank: Sure thing whoever you are.
A Deep and mysterious Voice: You may call me Arthur, King Arthur...
Ayanami
Meanwhile...
Ayanami Officer: So binji, after lunch we are going to watch Evangelion 2.22 again and talk about why Rei is best girl, ok?
Binji: Ok.
Ayanami Officer: Until then I'll leave you with the faceless officer that makes your schedule, as I have some business to attend to.
Ayanami Soldier: I'm glad you're here sir, we're getting closer to discovering the location of the Holy Gray Hole.
Ayanami Officer: The thing we're going to use to summon mega-Rei?
Ayanami Soldier: Yeah, that thing.
Ayanami Officer: Cool.
Ayanami Soldier: Anyways, as I was saying, ever since Principal Kirito accidentally posted the location of the Gray Hole online we think we're getting pretty close, there's just one problem...
Ayanami Soldier: According to the post, the Gray Hole is located in a small QuantumSurfer Convention behind that giant red wall that's everywhere now, if we want to get to the Gray Hole we're first going to have to get past that wall, which is guarder by Lady Shotgun and her soldiers. Taking them down is going to be no easy task, but it must be done.
Ayanami Officer: Sounds good, except for one thing...
Ayanami Soldier: What is it?
Ayanami Officer: Can you start over from the beginning, I wasn't listening.
