[Anno] Dad runs away, again.
Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2020 12:25 am
While a battle rages across the street, 3 lads sit next to a trash can.
“This is the location. Plant the bombs.”
Gary and Commander Gunsword quickly plant the bombs.
“Now, run!”
KABOOM!
They fall into a strange chamber. The floor is hard.
“Now, look around for a desk. On it should be a
button. Press it.
Commander Gunsword finds the button and presses it.
Strange music fills the room...
HELLO, MY MOST LUSCIOUS VISITORS!
“Oh god, I forgot about this.”
IS THAT MY ONE AND ONLY SON?
“Yes, father.”
MY BOY! LOOK AT HOW BIG YOU’VE GOTTEN! WHAT ARE YOU UP TO NOWADAYS? HAVE A GIRLFRIEND YET?
“No I do not father. I’ve declared war on the other half of Dinero, as to distract them, allowing me to find you.”
HMM. I HAVE AN IDEA. COME OVER TO THIS DISPLAY OF THE PLANET.
They walk over
NOW, AS YOU CAN SEE MY THIS FABULOUS, JUICY HOLOGRAM, DINERO IS VERY UNSTABLE. I COULD EASILY DETONATE MY MAIN COMPONENTS AND DESTROY THE ENTIRE PLANET.
“But then you’d be lost forever. Also, how would we survive? We lack a ship to allow us to leave.”
EASY, MY BOY. I HAVE SMALL 10 MAN CRAFTS ALL OVER THE PLANET. I’LL SIMPLY LAUNCH YOU ALL VAGUELY IN THE SAME DIRECTION. THE ONE IN HERE HAS ALL OF MY DATA SAVED WITHIN, SO MY GREASED, DELICIOUS FORM CAN WRIGGLE FORTH ONCE MORE.
“Sounds good to me. Let’s go.”
They climb in, and bid farewell to Dinero.
“This is the location. Plant the bombs.”
Gary and Commander Gunsword quickly plant the bombs.
“Now, run!”
KABOOM!
They fall into a strange chamber. The floor is hard.
“Now, look around for a desk. On it should be a
button. Press it.
Commander Gunsword finds the button and presses it.
Strange music fills the room...
HELLO, MY MOST LUSCIOUS VISITORS!
“Oh god, I forgot about this.”
IS THAT MY ONE AND ONLY SON?
“Yes, father.”
MY BOY! LOOK AT HOW BIG YOU’VE GOTTEN! WHAT ARE YOU UP TO NOWADAYS? HAVE A GIRLFRIEND YET?
“No I do not father. I’ve declared war on the other half of Dinero, as to distract them, allowing me to find you.”
HMM. I HAVE AN IDEA. COME OVER TO THIS DISPLAY OF THE PLANET.
They walk over
NOW, AS YOU CAN SEE MY THIS FABULOUS, JUICY HOLOGRAM, DINERO IS VERY UNSTABLE. I COULD EASILY DETONATE MY MAIN COMPONENTS AND DESTROY THE ENTIRE PLANET.
“But then you’d be lost forever. Also, how would we survive? We lack a ship to allow us to leave.”
EASY, MY BOY. I HAVE SMALL 10 MAN CRAFTS ALL OVER THE PLANET. I’LL SIMPLY LAUNCH YOU ALL VAGUELY IN THE SAME DIRECTION. THE ONE IN HERE HAS ALL OF MY DATA SAVED WITHIN, SO MY GREASED, DELICIOUS FORM CAN WRIGGLE FORTH ONCE MORE.
“Sounds good to me. Let’s go.”
They climb in, and bid farewell to Dinero.