The Magic SOB forum is for posts of story sequences that are frequently vignette-based. Put those here while actual battle reports can go in Reports From the Field.
You must talk like James T. Kirk in this forum at all times. Leonard Nimoy is fine too.
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Kommander Ken
- an avid fan of large round cannons

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by Kommander Ken » Sun Jul 12, 2020 12:17 pm
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Food_Truk
- I'm going to have to use normal children to test it before I can use babies
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by Food_Truk » Sun Jul 12, 2020 1:48 pm
"Ummmm yes, hello this is Briktastik_0637 from Briktube (like and subscribe for more BrikWars news!) and I was just wondering when the Brewtal Brew Koffee stands are reopening for business? And what safety & health measures are being taken during the Kanona quarantine?"
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Dienekes22
- Cannon Fodder
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by Dienekes22 » Sun Jul 12, 2020 2:30 pm
"Hello Kaptain Now, it is I, His Sirenity and Ruler of All Skion. We have but one question:
"When will you finally meet our fleets in battle that we may obliterate you utterly?"
stubby wrote:Oh man, look at these guys. Beautiful units, photos in focus, appropriately cropped, white background... what if I remove all the current photos from the rulebook and just replace everything with these
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Space Bunny
- Cannon Fodder
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by Space Bunny » Sun Jul 12, 2020 2:50 pm
Admiral Killbar, of the Underwater Union: Glib glabo glab! Glob blob blibble blab glab? Glab glib glob blabbo blobbo gliba glob.
Glob glab blib blob
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ninja_bait
- I can make this man. I can let him touch the butt. I cannot promise his safety

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by ninja_bait » Sun Jul 12, 2020 3:15 pm
Holy shit, this is some old school brikverse grandstanding

I make apocalypses and apocalypse accessories.

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Spectral
- IT'S PAYDAY AT BLEAK COMPANY HEADQUARTERS

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by Spectral » Sun Jul 12, 2020 3:51 pm
Bleak Company Headquarters

Bleak Company! COMING SOON TO A PLANET NEAR YOU!!
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Gorvoslov
- Officer
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by Gorvoslov » Sun Jul 12, 2020 8:03 pm
"Um yes, Hrokar the completely inadequate Dwarf here with Rock News... this 'weird cloud stuff that gives you majestic facial hair', do you happen to have any of it left? Asking for a uuuhhh friend."
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MadMario
- Purism Prometheus

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by MadMario » Mon Jul 13, 2020 6:35 am
"Hugh Hadlines here, from Henndirro News Network. Um - does that mean that the activities of Da Brootalz will now concentrate on the Anno galaxy, and that other galaxies get a respite from the invasion? Or are you just unlocking an additional battlefield over there?"