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"I AM DA KAPTAIN NOW!"
Broot to Speech: OI YOU BRIKVERS SCRUBZ. ITZ DA KAPTAIN ‘ERE. We haff reseeved werd dat sum ov you lot haff erradickated ‘the brootals’ in ‘Anno’.

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"I AM DA KAPTAIN NOOOW?!"
BtS: WHAT THE FAWK IS AN ‘ANNO’? AND WHO ARE DESE ‘BROOTALS’?






"I AM DA KAPTAIN NOW!!"
BtS: WELL AYE DUNNO ‘BOUT YOU LOT, BUT DOSE SOUND LIKE FAKE TREE-HUMPIN' NEEEEWWZZZ TAH ME.
All-tho, dere were sum smelly cloudz dropped ona buncha outpostz recently-
-and gave us dese fancee FASIAL HAIRZ!




"I am DA KAPTAIN now!"
BtS: We dunno who deez 'Brootals' are, but DA BROOTALZ IS VERY MUCH ALOIVE! WE JUS’ BUILDIN’.




"Iiiiiii aaaaaammmmm da Kaptain now."
BtS: Lukkily, Ragnablok haz provided us wiff plentee of scrapworldz fer us ta make our fleet EVEN BIGGA AN' BETTA.






"I AM DA KAPTAIN NOOOW! ....I am da Kaptain."
BtS: Da Immortalz and their boot-lickin’ allies can bomb our lil’ campz all dey want. Our counta-attack will be more bigger, more betta, and more BROOOOOOOOOOOOTAAAAAAAAAAAL!!!

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We will now be takin’ questins. DA LINE IS OPEN YA COWARDS!

"Ummmm yes, hello this is Briktastik_0637 from Briktube (like and subscribe for more BrikWars news!) and I was just wondering when the Brewtal Brew Koffee stands are reopening for business? And what safety & health measures are being taken during the Kanona quarantine?"

"Hello Kaptain Now, it is I, His Sirenity and Ruler of All Skion. We have but one question:

"When will you finally meet our fleets in battle that we may obliterate you utterly?"

Admiral Killbar, of the Underwater Union: Glib glabo glab! Glob blob blibble blab glab? Glab glib glob blabbo blobbo gliba glob. Glob glab blib blob

Holy shit, this is some old school brikverse grandstanding

Bleak Company Headquarters

"Um yes, Hrokar the completely inadequate Dwarf here with Rock News... this 'weird cloud stuff that gives you majestic facial hair', do you happen to have any of it left? Asking for a uuuhhh friend."

"Hugh Hadlines here, from Henndirro News Network. Um - does that mean that the activities of Da Brootalz will now concentrate on the Anno galaxy, and that other galaxies get a respite from the invasion? Or are you just unlocking an additional battlefield over there?"