The Shaggy Awards!

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The Shaggy Awards!

Post by Shaggy » Wed Sep 23, 2020 11:09 am

Somewhere on a dumb table, some nerds are at shaggy’s grave.
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Anno hrose says “It’s so sad shaggy died of ligma.”
A faint whistling sound is heard from above.
“Oi ya Fookin nerds, anyone hear some-“
CRASH!
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Sorry chaps, shaggy just robbed a bank and needs to get away!
Hrose dies.
Shaggy backs up his car, and turns slightly. He proceeds “Sup nerds. Turns out being dead is boring so I’m back.”
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He steps out. “Anyways, I’m here to announce the shaggy awards! At the end of the year, I’m going to award the best builds in their category the Shaggy award, or the shag. The 10 categories this year are:

1. SHIPS
2. Mechs
3. Tanks
4. Other vehicles
5. Battles
6. Midivo
7. Best characters
8. Best army
9. Best teenager with a conquistador faction
10. Best brikwarrior

If you are selected for an award, you must make a speech about something dumb like politics or something. Make sure it has nothing to do with the actual award is really dumb. Anyways, this was fun to come up with and happy building!”
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Re: The Shaggy Awards!

Post by Falk » Wed Sep 23, 2020 3:06 pm

Why does this list only include Midivo, Best characters, Best army, Best teenager with a conquistador faction, and Best brikwarrior?

There’s other options in your post but they’re not included in the list?
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Re: The Shaggy Awards!

Post by ninja_bait » Fri Sep 25, 2020 7:50 pm

Falk wrote:
Wed Sep 23, 2020 3:06 pm
Why does this list only include Midivo, Best characters, Best army, Best teenager with a conquistador faction, and Best brikwarrior?

There’s other options in your post but they’re not included in the list?
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