Tales from The ScrapHeap

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Tales from The ScrapHeap

Post by ArchyX74 » Sat Feb 19, 2022 2:21 pm

Episode 1: Kentucky Flamed Chickadee
A customer gets his chickadee checked out for a shot engine. The result is more than expected.

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QS Archy- So you want us to take a look at your chickadee.
Pilot- Yup.

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QS Archy- You do know that space garage is still a thing right?
Pilot- they're a bit... busy.

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QS Archy- Right. Well, my bocksy drone should be taking care of the initial diagnoses right no-

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KABOOM

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QS Archy- Considering the engine was shot and on fire, I should've seen that coming.
Pilot- M-m-my chickadee!

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QS Archy- Alright, one blown up engine, a disconnected wing, and various other blown up parts. That's gonna be $25,700. In cash mind you, we don't use plastic around here.
Pilot- *literally holding back tears*

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Re: Tales from The ScrapHeap

Post by ninja_bait » Sat Feb 19, 2022 2:23 pm

:lol: that's rough buddy
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Re: Tales from The ScrapHeap

Post by MadMario » Sat Feb 19, 2022 5:02 pm

Oh no! - Is the BOCKSY Drone alright?
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Re: Tales from The ScrapHeap

Post by ArchyX74 » Sat Feb 19, 2022 5:49 pm

He'll be fine, thankfully he got out the way in time. Worst he'll have is just some scratched/chipped paint is all.

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