Tales from The ScrapHeap
Posted: Sat Feb 19, 2022 2:21 pm
Episode 1: Kentucky Flamed Chickadee
A customer gets his chickadee checked out for a shot engine. The result is more than expected.
QS Archy- So you want us to take a look at your chickadee.
Pilot- Yup.
QS Archy- You do know that space garage is still a thing right?
Pilot- they're a bit... busy.
QS Archy- Right. Well, my bocksy drone should be taking care of the initial diagnoses right no-
KABOOM
QS Archy- Considering the engine was shot and on fire, I should've seen that coming.
Pilot- M-m-my chickadee!
QS Archy- Alright, one blown up engine, a disconnected wing, and various other blown up parts. That's gonna be $25,700. In cash mind you, we don't use plastic around here.
Pilot- *literally holding back tears*
A customer gets his chickadee checked out for a shot engine. The result is more than expected.
QS Archy- So you want us to take a look at your chickadee.
Pilot- Yup.
QS Archy- You do know that space garage is still a thing right?
Pilot- they're a bit... busy.
QS Archy- Right. Well, my bocksy drone should be taking care of the initial diagnoses right no-
KABOOM
QS Archy- Considering the engine was shot and on fire, I should've seen that coming.
Pilot- M-m-my chickadee!
QS Archy- Alright, one blown up engine, a disconnected wing, and various other blown up parts. That's gonna be $25,700. In cash mind you, we don't use plastic around here.
Pilot- *literally holding back tears*
that's rough buddy