I own a bastard gun for home defense

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I own a bastard gun for home defense

Post by BoultonPaulDefiant » Tue Jun 20, 2023 6:58 am

I own a bastard gun for home defense, since that's what Falk the person from brikwars intended.
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Four dimmies break into my house.
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"What the Brikthulhu?" As I grab my heavy armor and bastard gun.
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Blow a 1" sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot.
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Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because I critfailed
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and it nails the neighbors dog.
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I have to resort to the payload launcher mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with 3" explosive,
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"Tally ho lads" the explosive shreds two men in the blast,
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the sound and critical success on damage set off car alarms.
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Take a 2" spear and charge the last terrified rapscallion.
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He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since 2d6 wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as Falk the person from brikwars intended.
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I own a bastard gun for home defense.

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Re: I own a bastard gun for home defense

Post by Falk » Tue Jun 20, 2023 9:07 am

:belushi:
BrikWars 2010 Rules wrote:BrikWars ... stands in pretty direct opposition to many fundamental elements of the LEGO® philosophy, such as "Not Teaching Kids How Funny It Is to Set People on Fire."
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Re: I own a bastard gun for home defense

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Post by Valiant » Tue Jun 27, 2023 9:25 pm

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