The Trial of General Ristus [kk]
Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2023 2:49 am
Previous Battle: https://discord.com/channels/1815922055 ... 7260410992
Previously TLDR:
Considered missing for months, General Ristus was one of the contestants that went MIA when the annual Doombox showdown went awry. Inadvertently rescued when a dimensional invader brought forth by Ristus' own unhinged experiments opened a portal trying to escape a battle! He was arrested when the Ronin made a deal with the Consortium and The Iriorians to end the conflict. Now, The general must stand trial for endangering the already weak and isolated world of Rehinn.
ALL RISE
I Am the Honorable Adjudicator Corva. Guests, Heroes of Rehinn, and Quantum Surfers, we convene today to parse the depth of this man's sins.
I need not speak on how rare it is that the Iriorians take note of the outland power's activities. However, we take the safety of this world extremely seriously. If found guilty today the most severe punishment imaginable will be levied against you Ristus
The charges are as follows.
1. Count of Unauthorized use of interdimensional portal tech
1. Count of Illegal Dimensional R&D in violation of the Isolation Code
5 Counts of accessory to the disappearance of the 5 still missing heroes
14 Counts of Murder, these being the Daucans that came through to Die at your forces hands.
How do you plead
NOT GUILTY OBVIOUSLY I WASN'T EVEN THERE
Take a seat then, and keep your voice down.
Lorna: OF COURSE he's gonna say he's not guilty. However the dude was literally trying to break reality in my scrapyard
Prosecutor: Patience Lorna, let the trial play out, there's so much evidence against him
Your Honour the prosecution moves to defer.
Defense attorney: Well dang i appreciate that since i've never really lawyered before
you..... haven't FUCKING LAWYERED BEFORE
naw dude public attorneys are always brand new here, really lets the court work it's magic with the executions and stuff. BTW if you manage to make it out of this you should stop by my killer coffee shop i make a m...
ENOUGH I KILL HIM MYSELF
LORANA NO
ohhp there we go, security can we get a....
ZAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPP
oh fuck that hurt
Sergeant could you restrain her please.
Buce: Tell me crabman why have all this security if Nerv is just going to electrocute them himself?
Crabman: Crab noises
...... okay then
okay i think we're finally ready to start the trial yeah? Ristus mind telling us why you we're tampering with dimensional barriers?
jazari, your honour
Jazari what ristus, what does he have to do with anything
he's the reason i'm doing all i can to make the Ronin ready for whats coming
oh? do tell us more, i'm sure this anecdotal boogey man totally justifies your crimes
he was there, at doom box,
at first he was just spectating with a couple of his utilibots, but then the technovore showed up
yeah i already don't believe you
well believe it, and they followed his orders
and his orders were?
Kill everyone, everything. The guests, the contestants, manly santa. He killed everyone
and then once you and the other heroes we're pinned down a magic portal just HAPPENED to rescue you
well rescue is a strong word since you know, The Daucans. but yeah
so all the carnage at the scrapyard cuz your scared the Technovore are gonna strike out again.
Not just the Technovore, your honour, all of them
ALL OF THEM?!?!?!?!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHA
the entire courtroom bursts into laughter and mocking
Allllll thE RoBots aRe goNna geT us GuYSSSsssss
Ninja_bait: haven't they entertained this clown enough?
Tzan: yeahhhhhh i think we've seen enough
I AGREEEEE hahaha, i think we HAVE seen enough. Guards get him outta here, drop him into the voidcore or somethin i don't care
eh, whatever stupid kangaroo court, you'll all see soon enough
Nervyr: i'm worried
Contractor: yeah?
yeah somethin feels off, send a squad to the technovore repair facility in low-haven see what's up, then meet me for dinner yeah?
Nerv i'm a military contractor not a date, i'll send a squad. why don't you go btw?
still on leave, i really never took enough vacations
MEANWHILE IN LOW-HAVEN
assistant Sir? cycle 3746 came back positive. its an 85% match
Jazari: 85% is past the critical reflex point, deploy it
Nhila: are you sure?
yes
The All-gorithm is ready
TO BE CONTINUED...
Previously TLDR:
Spoiler
Show
Considered missing for months, General Ristus was one of the contestants that went MIA when the annual Doombox showdown went awry. Inadvertently rescued when a dimensional invader brought forth by Ristus' own unhinged experiments opened a portal trying to escape a battle! He was arrested when the Ronin made a deal with the Consortium and The Iriorians to end the conflict. Now, The general must stand trial for endangering the already weak and isolated world of Rehinn.
ALL RISE
I Am the Honorable Adjudicator Corva. Guests, Heroes of Rehinn, and Quantum Surfers, we convene today to parse the depth of this man's sins.
I need not speak on how rare it is that the Iriorians take note of the outland power's activities. However, we take the safety of this world extremely seriously. If found guilty today the most severe punishment imaginable will be levied against you Ristus
The charges are as follows.
1. Count of Unauthorized use of interdimensional portal tech
1. Count of Illegal Dimensional R&D in violation of the Isolation Code
5 Counts of accessory to the disappearance of the 5 still missing heroes
14 Counts of Murder, these being the Daucans that came through to Die at your forces hands.
How do you plead
NOT GUILTY OBVIOUSLY I WASN'T EVEN THERE
Take a seat then, and keep your voice down.
Lorna: OF COURSE he's gonna say he's not guilty. However the dude was literally trying to break reality in my scrapyard
Prosecutor: Patience Lorna, let the trial play out, there's so much evidence against him
Your Honour the prosecution moves to defer.
Defense attorney: Well dang i appreciate that since i've never really lawyered before
you..... haven't FUCKING LAWYERED BEFORE
naw dude public attorneys are always brand new here, really lets the court work it's magic with the executions and stuff. BTW if you manage to make it out of this you should stop by my killer coffee shop i make a m...
ENOUGH I KILL HIM MYSELF
LORANA NO
ohhp there we go, security can we get a....
ZAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPP
oh fuck that hurt
Sergeant could you restrain her please.
Buce: Tell me crabman why have all this security if Nerv is just going to electrocute them himself?
Crabman: Crab noises
...... okay then
okay i think we're finally ready to start the trial yeah? Ristus mind telling us why you we're tampering with dimensional barriers?
jazari, your honour
Jazari what ristus, what does he have to do with anything
he's the reason i'm doing all i can to make the Ronin ready for whats coming
oh? do tell us more, i'm sure this anecdotal boogey man totally justifies your crimes
he was there, at doom box,
at first he was just spectating with a couple of his utilibots, but then the technovore showed up
yeah i already don't believe you
well believe it, and they followed his orders
and his orders were?
Kill everyone, everything. The guests, the contestants, manly santa. He killed everyone
and then once you and the other heroes we're pinned down a magic portal just HAPPENED to rescue you
well rescue is a strong word since you know, The Daucans. but yeah
so all the carnage at the scrapyard cuz your scared the Technovore are gonna strike out again.
Not just the Technovore, your honour, all of them
ALL OF THEM?!?!?!?!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHA
the entire courtroom bursts into laughter and mocking
Allllll thE RoBots aRe goNna geT us GuYSSSsssss
Ninja_bait: haven't they entertained this clown enough?
Tzan: yeahhhhhh i think we've seen enough
I AGREEEEE hahaha, i think we HAVE seen enough. Guards get him outta here, drop him into the voidcore or somethin i don't care
eh, whatever stupid kangaroo court, you'll all see soon enough
Nervyr: i'm worried
Contractor: yeah?
yeah somethin feels off, send a squad to the technovore repair facility in low-haven see what's up, then meet me for dinner yeah?
Nerv i'm a military contractor not a date, i'll send a squad. why don't you go btw?
still on leave, i really never took enough vacations
MEANWHILE IN LOW-HAVEN
assistant Sir? cycle 3746 came back positive. its an 85% match
Jazari: 85% is past the critical reflex point, deploy it
Nhila: are you sure?
yes
The All-gorithm is ready
TO BE CONTINUED...