Eschato's field HQ, planet Ala-Kol, sector Jetisu
Radiocommunicator: BZZ BZZ BZZ
Buce: Sikret, you are good at codes, what does it say?
Sikret Agent: It's not a code, we lost connection.
Buce: That's not good, what about the orders we were supposed to receive?
Phalus: I have an idea. Why won't you choose one of you as a leader for a short time, so you would stop the infighting?
Buce: You mean, that we should go to Orlogrod, steal a deceased general, resurrect him and make him the leader?
Phalus: No, I...
Sikret Agent: This is a great idea Phalus, you should have more ideas like that, I'm already devicing a plan on how to do it.
Buce: Pilot, prepare Castor, we're going on a mission.
Eschato Pilot: Yes sir!
Phalus: Wait, no!
Meanwhile Eschatolog
Eshatolog:
Hope. No. Stupid.
Back on the mission. Sikret Agent asked me not to reveal his secret methodes, and I don't have Orlogrod minifigs, so I happily obliged.
Castor, on the way back to Ala-Kol
Buce: Sikret, I didn't know you are so good at digging out graves, the way you used that shovel...
Sikret Agent: Hey! Stop spilling my secrets!
Back in the field HQ
Buce: Are you sure it will work?
Sikret Agent: I have no idea. Fire!
BZOING
Piłsudzki: BRING... ME...
Piłsudzki: THE BOLSHEVIKS
Buce: Let's first bring him his moustache.
Phalus: Neigh.
Sikret Agent: Agreed.
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