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Previously

Eschato's field HQ, planet Ala-Kol, sector Jetisu

Radiocommunicator: BZZ BZZ BZZ

Buce: Sikret, you are good at codes, what does it say?

Sikret Agent: It's not a code, we lost connection.

Buce: That's not good, what about the orders we were supposed to receive?



Phalus: I have an idea. Why won't you choose one of you as a leader for a short time, so you would stop the infighting?

Buce: You mean, that we should go to Orlogrod, steal a deceased general, resurrect him and make him the leader?

Phalus: No, I...

Sikret Agent: This is a great idea Phalus, you should have more ideas like that, I'm already devicing a plan on how to do it.



Buce: Pilot, prepare Castor, we're going on a mission.

Eschato Pilot: Yes sir!

Phalus: Wait, no!



Meanwhile Eschatolog

Eshatolog:

Hope. No. Stupid.

Back on the mission. Sikret Agent asked me not to reveal his secret methodes, and I don't have Orlogrod minifigs, so I happily obliged.



Castor, on the way back to Ala-Kol

Buce: Sikret, I didn't know you are so good at digging out graves, the way you used that shovel...

Sikret Agent: Hey! Stop spilling my secrets!



Back in the field HQ

Buce: Are you sure it will work?

Sikret Agent: I have no idea. Fire!



BZOING



Piłsudzki: BRING... ME...



Piłsudzki: THE BOLSHEVIKS



Buce: Let's first bring him his moustache.

Phalus: Neigh.

Sikret Agent: Agreed.



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