Pass the Bomb - Round 1

[bertinator]

Greetings everyone. I was thinking we'd play a little game. It's called Pass the Bomb.




In round 1, the object we'll be passing is this bottle of Calpis. I really know that it looks like this.




As long as it is white like the best thing in the world, it can also look like this... or this... or this... depending on the part of the brikverse you're in.




That's because in fact, this object is a disguised bomb! And you don't want to be holding it when time runs out and the bomb goes off.




So, good luck everyone passing it around!




Rules

• The Bomb is represented by a common or easy to brikbuild LEGO object.
• Whoever holds the bomb at the end of a round, loses.
• A round ends at a predetermined time when the host (me) posts "BOOM" in the thread.
• The bomb can be passed from your sigfig to another sigfig of your choice.
• Passing the bomb happens by posting a tiny soap in this thread detailing how the bomb was handed over...
• ... preferably in a brikwarsy fashion.

[bertinator]

"Hey look, it's Falk!"




"Greetings, Falk! If I'm not mistaken, this is the first time you're visiting my bar."
"That's right. Lovely place, it's..."
"Great! Let's celebrate with a little welcum drink!"




"Here you go, sir."
"Oh, thank you, I..."




"Cheers!"

[Falk]

"Well, not sure what I'm going to do with this..."



"Oh well, time for my vacation."



"Hmm hmmm"



"Hmm hm hm hmmm"



"Hm hmm hmmm"



"Hmm hmmm"



"Hmmmmm"



"Ahhh. Time to relax."





"Hey, what's this?"
...
"I know what to do with this!"



"Hi, I'd like to have a package delivered. Yes. Mhmm. Do you deliver to the Anno Galaxy? You do? Excellent. Yes, you too. See you soon."



"Heya Sam! How's business these days?"

"Good to see you, Falk. Business is busy as ever, especially with these portals going up all over."

"Glad to hear it. Portals you say? What's going on with that?"

"Oh, the Yellow Alliance is working on connecting shards. I'm sure you heard about what happened with Ragnablok."

"Of course, I haven't been gone for that long."



"So, you think you can fit this in?"

"No worries! I can always take another package. See you later!"



"Excuse me sir, I have a package for you..."

[ComradeGreen]

"Hey everyone! I'm sure you're excited to know why I invited you here!"
"Is it to watch Magical Musume Miracle Pyuko."
"What. How'd you know that."
"You've been on about it all week..."
"Well... be that as it may! I hope you're all excited for Anno Movie Night! Let's all enjoy Hideyoshi-Senpai's Masterpiece MMMP!"



"Spectral.. Why'd you have to bring booze?"
"Hic, how do you expect me to watch this crap without it? Besides, why are YOU on a throne, huh?"
"It's Green uwu. what do you expect?"
"Oi! This is a masterpiece! Now, im going to take this potato chip.. and-!"
"Please don't"



"So what's in the box, Green? I'm super curious!"
"Oh, funny you should ask.. Some weird package came in today, and inside was.."



"Is that..?"
"Sure is... I can almost hear his voice... So I thought I'd remail it to Bfenix after that diss-chord drama."
"You really don't get over stuff easily huh? Well, let me just take that off your hands instead."



"Ughhh, fine... Let's get back to the show.."
"I don't really get whats going on... what even is 'gigamagic'...?."



"Thanks for uh. the movie night Green, It was even weirder than usual."
"Right? Didn't you feel the authors passion when Pyuko-Chan defeated Moeko Chan with the power of gigamagic?"
"...Right."
"It was actually kind of mid, sorry, uwu~"
"Don't mind me; carrying Spectral here...."
"See you later Green! I'll have a great time drinking this. By the way, who the hell packages a glass of -"



"So get this Zahru! They weren't even moved when Ojouko sacrificed herself for Moeko in Episode 7! What the hell! heathens, the lot of them!"

[Archduke]

"I am sure that my unexpected return will come as quite a surprise to the good King Mathias, long have I awaited our reunion!"



...

...

...


"YOU CONTEMPTABLE MONSTERS, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!?!?! YOU'VE TAKEN THE KING AND TURNED HIM IN TO SOME KIND OF GROTESQUE CAR BATTERY, WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS, THIS IS MAD?!?!?!"

"Rush forward, my Deadly Space Warriors, free our king from the clutches of these practitioners of dark science!"



"Sir Jayko? Are you alright? You seem to be missing a few important limbs"


"Hey, N_B. Good to see you"
"Wait, you were hiding in the throne the whole time?"
"Yeah, and this isn't the real Mathias, by the way. I was just trying to lure you and Jayko out of hiding."
...
"I wasn't expecting him to start attacking everyone like that. Very much my bad there."
"That reminds me, I brought you here so that I could give you a gift."


"What is it?"
"I'm Not sure, but I figured that you would get more use out of it than I would."


"I'm gonna go take Jayko somewhere he can get patched up, cya!

[bertinator]

BOOM

[bertinator]

"Ruh roh"