The Diversion (Kromkon) (Rekon Prologue)

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The Diversion (Kromkon) (Rekon Prologue)

Post by Nerv » Tue Jan 07, 2025 2:21 am

Previous Soap, The Trial of General Ristus

TLDR:
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Shaken by the mad ramblings of the Grand General Ristus during his trial for the scrapyard, Nervyr has dispatched a battalion of Iricorp Contractors to Low-haven to investigate a suspicious facility
Somewhere in Low-haven....

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Swoooooooooooooosh

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Guy 1: so that's when I told this guy I was like "No I absolutely could not be your father, I exclusively bang fish"
Guy 2: do you ever shut up?

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Guy 1: Infrequently
Guy 2: I find that devastating
Guy 1: Most people do

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Commander Keller: Atten HUT, Listen up folks, we are inserting to low-haven to detain a one Dr. Jacik Jazari
you'll know him as the creator of your favorite house hold robotic helpers, we expect resistance from said helpers.
Lethal force has been authorized


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The Locals are observing a annual tradition called the eclipsis, we expect hostilities to break out between them and the robots. this will be the cover for our operation

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Beginning Approach to the LZ commander

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Insertion complete

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it's quiet

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Guy 2: yo they didn't see us drop in? like at all?!?!

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yeah And lets keep it that way brickheads, move move move, stick to the swamp
Guy 1: you think there are fish in.....
MOVE IT SOLDIER

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We have to wait for the locals to draw out most of the robots before we enter the facility

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once they have we'll need to move fast

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SLICE Guy 2: one guard? that's not too bad
STOMP... STOMP.... STOMP....

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Guy 2: What the Fuck was that?!?!
Guy 1: I never liked this part of Jurassic Park

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Guy 2: is that a...?!

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Guy 2: it's a tesseract! I thought those we're supposed to be theoretical?
Guy 1: SO WAS THE T-REX, YOU SAW THE MOVIE

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Doesn't matter, that's our diversion, go go go

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we're in.

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no detection as of yet

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the base is completely empty except for the drones that are under repair.
Guy 1: This freak factory is the exact opposite of where I'd like to be right now
Guy 2: bruh I am begging you, find the strength to keep words in your brain.

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*carnage and screaming in the distance*

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Jazari: Tesseract 094 Take the shot

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Just where I figured you'd be, completely safe. Coward.

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Wonderful to see you too Commander Keller, i take it Nolan did not join you?

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Give it up Doc

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my men have this facility secured, and I only have enough space in my carry on for your head

what a shame

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thank you for cooperating *SLICE*

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*TINK*
sorry to be a disappointment commander

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I will not be abdicating my leadership today, I have much work left to do

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facility defense protocol activated

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terminate all intruders

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Guy 2: can anyone here me, we are getting killed down hereAHHHHGHHDFSHFSDH

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it was a trap?!?!

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Doombox?

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Snoveld?

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it's always a trap

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SPLOOSHHH

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sorry you had to fail your mission commander

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I didn't fail doctor

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what did you say...?

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Transmission received, we have located the source of the All-gorthym that Dr Jazari is using to
coordinate and control the thinkers

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Nervyr: SICK, Administrator tell your men to tie down as many of the Thinkers forces they can, the rest of us
will move directly on that facility


The Administrator: aye, but do we have the men to throw away like that?

SOMEWHERE IN THE EXOSPHERE

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gunfire
URGENT COMUNICATION COMMANDER
what is it?

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we've received news that high command has actionable intel on the thinkers,
some kind of control facility or something it didn't specify.

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we are to hold here and try and divert as many clankers to us as we can so the
Iriorians and the Consortium can move on that facility.

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we are getting tore up here, but orders are orders

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These bastards just keep coming.

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it's not just here sir,

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intel states that attacks have started occurring all across the planet

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Command estimates that casualties are already at 15%

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at this rate there is probably only a few million people left

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Tomorrow Rehinn will be a world of Machines

it's settled then

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TODAY..... WE BLEED

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Re: The Diversion (Kromkon) (Rekon Prologue)

Post by ninja_bait » Tue Jan 07, 2025 11:20 am

Wow this soap has blood AND jokes
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