The Diversion (Kromkon) (Rekon Prologue)
Posted: Tue Jan 07, 2025 2:21 am
Previous Soap, The Trial of General Ristus
TLDR:
Swoooooooooooooosh
Guy 1: so that's when I told this guy I was like "No I absolutely could not be your father, I exclusively bang fish"
Guy 2: do you ever shut up?
Guy 1: Infrequently
Guy 2: I find that devastating
Guy 1: Most people do
Commander Keller: Atten HUT, Listen up folks, we are inserting to low-haven to detain a one Dr. Jacik Jazari
you'll know him as the creator of your favorite house hold robotic helpers, we expect resistance from said helpers.
Lethal force has been authorized
The Locals are observing a annual tradition called the eclipsis, we expect hostilities to break out between them and the robots. this will be the cover for our operation
Beginning Approach to the LZ commander
Insertion complete
it's quiet
Guy 2: yo they didn't see us drop in? like at all?!?!
yeah And lets keep it that way brickheads, move move move, stick to the swamp
Guy 1: you think there are fish in.....
MOVE IT SOLDIER
We have to wait for the locals to draw out most of the robots before we enter the facility
once they have we'll need to move fast
SLICE Guy 2: one guard? that's not too bad
STOMP... STOMP.... STOMP....
Guy 2: What the Fuck was that?!?!
Guy 1: I never liked this part of Jurassic Park
Guy 2: is that a...?!
Guy 2: it's a tesseract! I thought those we're supposed to be theoretical?
Guy 1: SO WAS THE T-REX, YOU SAW THE MOVIE
Doesn't matter, that's our diversion, go go go
we're in.
no detection as of yet
the base is completely empty except for the drones that are under repair.
Guy 1: This freak factory is the exact opposite of where I'd like to be right now
Guy 2: bruh I am begging you, find the strength to keep words in your brain.
*carnage and screaming in the distance*
Jazari: Tesseract 094 Take the shot
Just where I figured you'd be, completely safe. Coward.
Wonderful to see you too Commander Keller, i take it Nolan did not join you?
Give it up Doc
my men have this facility secured, and I only have enough space in my carry on for your head
what a shame
thank you for cooperating *SLICE*
*TINK*
sorry to be a disappointment commander
I will not be abdicating my leadership today, I have much work left to do
facility defense protocol activated
terminate all intruders
Guy 2: can anyone here me, we are getting killed down hereAHHHHGHHDFSHFSDH
it was a trap?!?!
Doombox?
Snoveld?
it's always a trap
SPLOOSHHH
sorry you had to fail your mission commander
I didn't fail doctor
what did you say...?
Transmission received, we have located the source of the All-gorthym that Dr Jazari is using to
coordinate and control the thinkers
Nervyr: SICK, Administrator tell your men to tie down as many of the Thinkers forces they can, the rest of us
will move directly on that facility
The Administrator: aye, but do we have the men to throw away like that?
SOMEWHERE IN THE EXOSPHERE
gunfire
URGENT COMUNICATION COMMANDER
what is it?
we've received news that high command has actionable intel on the thinkers,
some kind of control facility or something it didn't specify.
we are to hold here and try and divert as many clankers to us as we can so the
Iriorians and the Consortium can move on that facility.
we are getting tore up here, but orders are orders
These bastards just keep coming.
it's not just here sir,
intel states that attacks have started occurring all across the planet
Command estimates that casualties are already at 15%
at this rate there is probably only a few million people left
Tomorrow Rehinn will be a world of Machines
it's settled then
TODAY..... WE BLEED
TLDR:
Spoiler
Show
Shaken by the mad ramblings of the Grand General Ristus during his trial for the scrapyard, Nervyr has dispatched a battalion of Iricorp Contractors to Low-haven to investigate a suspicious facility
Swoooooooooooooosh
Guy 1: so that's when I told this guy I was like "No I absolutely could not be your father, I exclusively bang fish"
Guy 2: do you ever shut up?
Guy 1: Infrequently
Guy 2: I find that devastating
Guy 1: Most people do
Commander Keller: Atten HUT, Listen up folks, we are inserting to low-haven to detain a one Dr. Jacik Jazari
you'll know him as the creator of your favorite house hold robotic helpers, we expect resistance from said helpers.
Lethal force has been authorized
The Locals are observing a annual tradition called the eclipsis, we expect hostilities to break out between them and the robots. this will be the cover for our operation
Beginning Approach to the LZ commander
Insertion complete
it's quiet
Guy 2: yo they didn't see us drop in? like at all?!?!
yeah And lets keep it that way brickheads, move move move, stick to the swamp
Guy 1: you think there are fish in.....
MOVE IT SOLDIER
We have to wait for the locals to draw out most of the robots before we enter the facility
once they have we'll need to move fast
SLICE Guy 2: one guard? that's not too bad
STOMP... STOMP.... STOMP....
Guy 2: What the Fuck was that?!?!
Guy 1: I never liked this part of Jurassic Park
Guy 2: is that a...?!
Guy 2: it's a tesseract! I thought those we're supposed to be theoretical?
Guy 1: SO WAS THE T-REX, YOU SAW THE MOVIE
Doesn't matter, that's our diversion, go go go
we're in.
no detection as of yet
the base is completely empty except for the drones that are under repair.
Guy 1: This freak factory is the exact opposite of where I'd like to be right now
Guy 2: bruh I am begging you, find the strength to keep words in your brain.
*carnage and screaming in the distance*
Jazari: Tesseract 094 Take the shot
Just where I figured you'd be, completely safe. Coward.
Wonderful to see you too Commander Keller, i take it Nolan did not join you?
Give it up Doc
my men have this facility secured, and I only have enough space in my carry on for your head
what a shame
thank you for cooperating *SLICE*
*TINK*
sorry to be a disappointment commander
I will not be abdicating my leadership today, I have much work left to do
facility defense protocol activated
terminate all intruders
Guy 2: can anyone here me, we are getting killed down hereAHHHHGHHDFSHFSDH
it was a trap?!?!
Doombox?
Snoveld?
it's always a trap
SPLOOSHHH
sorry you had to fail your mission commander
I didn't fail doctor
what did you say...?
Transmission received, we have located the source of the All-gorthym that Dr Jazari is using to
coordinate and control the thinkers
Nervyr: SICK, Administrator tell your men to tie down as many of the Thinkers forces they can, the rest of us
will move directly on that facility
The Administrator: aye, but do we have the men to throw away like that?
SOMEWHERE IN THE EXOSPHERE
gunfire
URGENT COMUNICATION COMMANDER
what is it?
we've received news that high command has actionable intel on the thinkers,
some kind of control facility or something it didn't specify.
we are to hold here and try and divert as many clankers to us as we can so the
Iriorians and the Consortium can move on that facility.
we are getting tore up here, but orders are orders
These bastards just keep coming.
it's not just here sir,
intel states that attacks have started occurring all across the planet
Command estimates that casualties are already at 15%
at this rate there is probably only a few million people left
Tomorrow Rehinn will be a world of Machines
it's settled then
TODAY..... WE BLEED