Miscalculated Trajectory (S.C.O.U.T.)

[Food_Truk]

Somewhere, in a dim and dull part of the Brikverse...



Ren: "What do you mean, sent us to the wrong coordinates?!"
Command: "Sorry, pal! Accidents happen! It seems your current location has zero minerals to activate the portal, but I'm certain that a qualified team leader like yourself can think of a solution! Command, over and out!"
Ren: "Hey, don't you dare-DON'T HANG UP YOU-"



Ren: "Great! Just great! We're stranded!"
Axle: "So what're we going to do now?"
Prof. Brickleton: "If I may chime in, gentlemen..."



Prof: "Perhaps the giant device that was kept offscreen for the dramatic reveal may be of use."



Jenny: "Cool, An XTractor 2500."
Prof: "Exactly! All we need now is material to put in it, and it'll generate the energy we need to activate the portal!"
Ren: "But where are we going to get the material? This place is so dull and empty!"



Prof: "On the contrary! May I direct your attention to the other side..."



In the near distance, a peaceful CLOan protest is taking place...



Poohead: "What do we want?!"
Illuminated: "Brand equality!"
Poohead: "And how are we going to get it?!"
Illuminated Guy: "...By asking nicely?"



Jenny: "Yeah, those nerds'll make excellent portal fuel."

[Food_Truk]

Skirmish So Short It Might As Well Be A Soap



Axle takes aim, and sends one flying towards the unaware group of Illuminated...



...Turning three of them into scrap as everyone else but Poohead gets knocked down!



Poohead takes a run for it, like a dirty coward!



Axle: "Are they supposed to be this fragile?"
Prof: "Of course! They're CLOans!"



Jenny: "Time to finish them off!"



Unfortunately her explosive malfunctions, sending three of them to the ground. A container of goo is dropped, breaking on the floor and leaving a risky mess!



Ren: "Finish off WHO, exactly? Us???"
Prof: "I'll show you kids how we did it back in my day!"



Two small lightning bolts wreck two of the crippled survivors in a mediocre display of spellcasting.



Ren: "Were the battles smaller back in your day as well?"
Prof: "Let me see you do better, then!"
Ren: "Since you insist..."



Ren focuses on the green goo, thoughts and ideas coursing through his mind...



The goo shapes itself around Ren's pistol, solidifying itself as a GT gun upgrade!



No time is wasted as Ren unleashes a cloud of toxic GT on the surviving Illuminated...



...Pretty much killing whatever was left as the battle comes to a smelly, environmentally unfriendly end.

--AFTERMATH--



Jenny: "That should be the last of the remains."
Prof: "Then let's turn on this machine and pray it works..."



To everyone's surprise, the machine starts extracting GT from the CLOan corpses as the portal slowly starts powering up!



Ren: "Time to get out of this trashyard!"



[PORTAL WARPING SOUNDS, LIKE "PSHOOWOOWOO" AND "BWEEEEEEEEEEEEEWOOOOOOO"]



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