Strategy {KhrK}
Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2025 9:53 am
Previously
Eschato's field HQ, planet Ala-Kol, sector Jetisu
Radiocommunicator: BZZ BZZ BZZ
Buce: Sikret, did we lose connection?
Sikret Agent: No, it's a code. Let me run the decoding program...
Phalus: Neigh.
Sikret: See? It works.
Radiocommunicator: HELLO? THING ON?
Phalus: Yes, we read you.
Radiocommunicator: DID I CALL ESCHATO'S FIELD HQ ON ALA-KOL?
Buce: Is that guy calling for the first time? He doesn't have to scream.
Phalus: Yes, it is. Who's calling?
Radiocommunicator: IT'S ZBIGNIEW, CEO OF THE NOSE. ESCHATOLOG SENT ME TO HELP YOU OUT.
Buce: Like we need help.
Phalus: Understood, sending meeting coordinates.
Later, at Meeting Coordinates valley.
Buce: That's it? You brought only two soldiers?
Zbigniew: No, they're in other transports. I'm a CEO, I need some personal space in my space transport.
Back at the base
Piłsudski: WITH OUR NEW ASSETS, PROVIDED BY THE "NEVER OMIT" SECURITY ENTERPRISE WE HAVE A CHANCE TO SUCCESFULLY DEFEND THE CORE.
Buce: Pfft, I have all that's needed for a victory.
Piłsudski: BUCE, A STRATEGY MEETING ISN'T A PLACE FOR BOASTING. BACK ON TOPIC: MY ANONYMOUS AGENTS PROVIDED US WITH INTEL, THAT BOLSHEVIKS WILL FOCUS THEIR FORCES ON ONE BIG ATTACK AT THIS FACILITY.
Sikret Agent: It was me, not anonymous agents!
Piłsudski: SIKRET AGENT, A STRATEGY MEETING ISN'T A PLACE FOR BOASTING. BACK ON TOPIC: THANKS TO THAT WE WILL BE ABLE TO SEND OUR FORCES TO FLANKS AND ENCIRCLE THEM.
Phalus: Neigh.
Piłsudski: PHALUS, A STRATEGY MEETING ISN'T A PLACE FOR BOASTING. BACK ON TOPIC: BUCE AND PHALUS, SIKRET AGENT, YOUR FORCES ARE PERFECT FOR THIS PLAN OF FLANKING.
Zbigniew: But... But who will defend this base against the overwhelming horde?
Zbigniew: W... Why is everyone looking at me? There's... There's no way I would...
Zbigniew: A... Alright, you two, take the OT chest to the OT chest opener we brought along. The... The rest, take Defensive positions.
Zbigniew: We... We should be fine... Our... Our guns and fortifications will keep us safe... Just like on training...
When suddenly
JEB
(read yeb)
Next
Eschato's field HQ, planet Ala-Kol, sector Jetisu
Radiocommunicator: BZZ BZZ BZZ
Buce: Sikret, did we lose connection?
Sikret Agent: No, it's a code. Let me run the decoding program...
Phalus: Neigh.
Sikret: See? It works.
Radiocommunicator: HELLO? THING ON?
Phalus: Yes, we read you.
Radiocommunicator: DID I CALL ESCHATO'S FIELD HQ ON ALA-KOL?
Buce: Is that guy calling for the first time? He doesn't have to scream.
Phalus: Yes, it is. Who's calling?
Radiocommunicator: IT'S ZBIGNIEW, CEO OF THE NOSE. ESCHATOLOG SENT ME TO HELP YOU OUT.
Buce: Like we need help.
Phalus: Understood, sending meeting coordinates.
Later, at Meeting Coordinates valley.
Buce: That's it? You brought only two soldiers?
Zbigniew: No, they're in other transports. I'm a CEO, I need some personal space in my space transport.
Back at the base
Piłsudski: WITH OUR NEW ASSETS, PROVIDED BY THE "NEVER OMIT" SECURITY ENTERPRISE WE HAVE A CHANCE TO SUCCESFULLY DEFEND THE CORE.
Buce: Pfft, I have all that's needed for a victory.
Piłsudski: BUCE, A STRATEGY MEETING ISN'T A PLACE FOR BOASTING. BACK ON TOPIC: MY ANONYMOUS AGENTS PROVIDED US WITH INTEL, THAT BOLSHEVIKS WILL FOCUS THEIR FORCES ON ONE BIG ATTACK AT THIS FACILITY.
Sikret Agent: It was me, not anonymous agents!
Piłsudski: SIKRET AGENT, A STRATEGY MEETING ISN'T A PLACE FOR BOASTING. BACK ON TOPIC: THANKS TO THAT WE WILL BE ABLE TO SEND OUR FORCES TO FLANKS AND ENCIRCLE THEM.
Phalus: Neigh.
Piłsudski: PHALUS, A STRATEGY MEETING ISN'T A PLACE FOR BOASTING. BACK ON TOPIC: BUCE AND PHALUS, SIKRET AGENT, YOUR FORCES ARE PERFECT FOR THIS PLAN OF FLANKING.
Zbigniew: But... But who will defend this base against the overwhelming horde?
Zbigniew: W... Why is everyone looking at me? There's... There's no way I would...
Zbigniew: A... Alright, you two, take the OT chest to the OT chest opener we brought along. The... The rest, take Defensive positions.
Zbigniew: We... We should be fine... Our... Our guns and fortifications will keep us safe... Just like on training...
When suddenly
JEB
(read yeb)
Next