Interrogation {KhrK}
Posted: Sat Jun 20, 2026 7:44 am
Previously
Eschato temporary prison
Sikret Agent: I need to chat with JLSL.
Soldier: She won't talk to anyone. Zbigniew's best interrogators are trying to get informations out of her to no avail.
Interrogator 1: Come on, if you tell us everything you know we'll give you some of the birthday cake.
razgrizzly Interrogator: We'll even sing you happy birthday.
Sikret Agent: Gentelmen, I think it's high time a professional handled this.
Interrogator 1: We'll be back. With party hats.
Sikret Agent: I'll give you one more chance, JLSL. Tell me everything you know and I'll go easy on you.
JLSL: I won't squander my chances for promotion even for a cup of coffee.
Sikret Agent: No? Well, have I told you about my hobby? I love water sports. And this is my favorite board.
JLSL: Are you trying to bore me to death? Pyromaniak trained me for that.
Sikret Agent: Not exactly.
JLSL: Ow! Shit! I'll tell you everything, our troop placement, numbers, tactics, just stop waterboarding me!
Sikret Agent: What? No, that's boring. I want to know how you met Tris.
JLSL: That's it? You know, you could've just asked, she betrayed me, after all. I met her in That One Bar and invited her to the garrison thinking she's a Warhead shard.
Sikret Agent: That One Bar? Where?
JLSL: Over There.
JLSL: So, is that all? Will you let me go now?
Sikret Agent: Let me check the James Bond movie script... Uh, I mean, the manual...
JLSL: Well?
Sikret Agent: It says I should put you in a death trap, so that your allies could save you in last seconds. But I don't have a death trap right now.
JLSL: Wait, are you going to just leave me here?
Sikret Agent: I'll borrow you my waterboard, so you can pretend you're surfing.
JLSL: You can't just leave like that!
Sikret Agent: Leaves without saying anything more.
JLSL: You said that out loud.
Sikret Agent: Fuck.
Eschato temporary prison
Sikret Agent: I need to chat with JLSL.
Soldier: She won't talk to anyone. Zbigniew's best interrogators are trying to get informations out of her to no avail.
Interrogator 1: Come on, if you tell us everything you know we'll give you some of the birthday cake.
razgrizzly Interrogator: We'll even sing you happy birthday.
Sikret Agent: Gentelmen, I think it's high time a professional handled this.
Interrogator 1: We'll be back. With party hats.
Sikret Agent: I'll give you one more chance, JLSL. Tell me everything you know and I'll go easy on you.
JLSL: I won't squander my chances for promotion even for a cup of coffee.
Sikret Agent: No? Well, have I told you about my hobby? I love water sports. And this is my favorite board.
JLSL: Are you trying to bore me to death? Pyromaniak trained me for that.
Sikret Agent: Not exactly.
JLSL: Ow! Shit! I'll tell you everything, our troop placement, numbers, tactics, just stop waterboarding me!
Sikret Agent: What? No, that's boring. I want to know how you met Tris.
JLSL: That's it? You know, you could've just asked, she betrayed me, after all. I met her in That One Bar and invited her to the garrison thinking she's a Warhead shard.
Sikret Agent: That One Bar? Where?
JLSL: Over There.
JLSL: So, is that all? Will you let me go now?
Sikret Agent: Let me check the James Bond movie script... Uh, I mean, the manual...
JLSL: Well?
Sikret Agent: It says I should put you in a death trap, so that your allies could save you in last seconds. But I don't have a death trap right now.
JLSL: Wait, are you going to just leave me here?
Sikret Agent: I'll borrow you my waterboard, so you can pretend you're surfing.
JLSL: You can't just leave like that!
Sikret Agent: Leaves without saying anything more.
JLSL: You said that out loud.
Sikret Agent: Fuck.