Capture

Post by **beluga** » Sat Feb 05, 2011 11:39 pm

Warhead: Ooh, what have we here? Pansy President Austin.

Former President Austin: Damn you bastard, Nyphilis lives on!
Warhead: We captured quite a few hostages, you know. Next outburst and it'll be the Attorney General on the chopping block. We're already running out, I'd shut up if I were you.
Immortal Senior Medik: Austin is not cooperating, and he has withstood all torture done upon him. He is not giving out any information.
Warhead: Keep torturing, everybody has a breaking point.

Former President Austin: I donnnnnnnnnn't!!
Immortal medik trainee: Told you to bind his legs to the table.
Warhead: WTF

Warhead: Hey, that's mah beamsaber, what you turning it on... Oh, now I see.

Warhead: Clean up this pitiable mess, floors are getting more expensive nowadays.
Immortal Senior Medik: Aye, sir! Too bad no information was to be had from the prisoner, nor the gladiator fight. He was his own executor.
Warhead: We'll see about that, though we may not be able to fully replicate his mind we'll be able to, perhaps revive him to feel the pain of execution. Nobody leaves for free from this Brikverse. But only perhaps, I must weigh the costs and the benefits.

So remember, I killed my own sigfig, all you dickheads' points are null.

Post by **Ross_Varn** » Sat Feb 05, 2011 11:54 pm

You forget...

...the power of Immortaltek Rejuvination Chambers.

Warhead may revive Pandy just to strap him next to J+B and play Beiber in his ears for the next three centuries.

Hell man, you're so annoying, you're making me consider building your sigfig so I can bloodily massacre it. Quit while you're ahead.

Post by **aoffan23** » Sun Feb 06, 2011 12:09 am

Ross_Varn wrote:Quit while you're ahead.

...He just killed himself off. Now you're talking about reviving him just to rage at him some more.

Forget what I said before, now you look even dumber than him.

Post by **beluga** » Sun Feb 06, 2011 12:10 am

[quote=beluga]Warhead: We'll see about that, though we may not be able to fully replicate his mind we'll be able to, perhaps revive him to feel the pain of execution. Nobody leaves for free from this Brikverse. But only perhaps, I must weigh the costs and the benefits.[/quote]

Nice try Ross. Also, the race to produce the Athenia Dreadnought has slowed, I cannot make enough turrets for it and until I get moar pieces it cannot be built. Without the Athenia to spearhead the re-invasion, I'll be less active now until I get the Athenia built.

Also, this is President Austin, not the actual representation of pedonuker himself. Remember, pedonuker must groom his targets, so he is amorphous and his figures range from brikthulu to hannah Montana. Warhead suggested a transparent minifigure, but that's impossible. I suggest the same as President Austin without epaulettes or lightsaber belt and in a navy blue suit of the same style as pedonuker's default form.

Post by **Warhead** » Sun Feb 06, 2011 4:48 am

CAPTION: WARNING!!!PEDO snuggle IMMINENT!!!WARNING

Post by **Cpl. Halan** » Sun Feb 06, 2011 8:53 am

Yeah, he would have broke very early, he's a civvy and an experienced torturer could keep him hovering in a haze of agony. People break easily, they don't shrug it off like in the movies.

Post by **BFenix** » Sun Feb 06, 2011 9:05 am

Ross_Varn wrote:Hell man, you're so annoying, you're making me consider building your sigfig so I can bloodily massacre it. Quit while you're ahead.

Post by **Lt. Krus** » Mon Feb 07, 2011 4:14 pm

beluga wrote:

Back to the story board, I guess. I had a dam forum battle planned out and built...

Post by **OREMAWESOME1234** » Mon Feb 07, 2011 6:20 pm

Ross_Varn wrote:You forget...

...the power of Immortaltek Rejuvination Chambers.

This Warhead. keep the battle.

Post by **beluga** » Mon Feb 07, 2011 6:38 pm

Cpl. Halan wrote:Yeah, he would have broke very early, he's a civvy and an experienced torturer could keep him hovering in a haze of agony. People break easily, they don't shrug it off like in the movies.

I have returned for one post right now. No, Austin might be a civvy and all that shit, but among other stats I have buried in a Word document somewhere one of his specialties is resistance to torture. Only one thing makes him break...

...What, you thought I would tell you?

Post by **aoffan23** » Mon Feb 07, 2011 6:43 pm

beluga wrote:I have returned for one post right now.

beluga wrote:I've been browsing as a guest watching this thread and then you said something I didn't like so I needed to reply back. Now I'll go back to being "away" for a while.

Post by **solvess** » Mon Feb 07, 2011 7:04 pm

Lt. Krus wrote:
beluga wrote:
Back to the story board, I guess. I had a dam forum battle planned out and built...

Holy shit man do it anyway you can't let that pedo ruin something so good. Just say it is an alternate universe or a dream or something.

Post by **beluga** » Mon Feb 07, 2011 7:24 pm

beluga wrote:Ooooo, this hallucination is getting interesting! Now it has visuals! *Grabs more LSD*

Already tried by the infamous pedo himself, solvess the shitgoat. Next person on this forum who does this stupid "All just a dream/vision/hallucination/ alt universe" shit will be officially declared by the pedo himself to be his successor.

Post by **solvess** » Mon Feb 07, 2011 8:17 pm

beluga wrote:
beluga wrote:Ooooo, this hallucination is getting interesting! Now it has visuals! *Grabs more LSD*
Already tried by the infamous pedo himself, solvess the shitgoat. Next person on this forum who does this stupid "All just a dream/vision/hallucination/ alt universe" shit will be officially declared by the pedo himself to be his successor.

what do you have against krus hosting a forum battle. I wasn't saying what you did should be fake I said that kurs should have a non canonical forum battle because It would be awesome.

Post by **beluga** » Mon Feb 07, 2011 9:20 pm

@solvess: I have nothing against a gladiator fight or watching my sigfig brutally murdered, I thought you were saying my suicide was just a dream/vision/alt universe. Alright, please continue, I’d like to see a forum battle fight, brikwars isn’t exactly known for its logical consistency.

@silverdream: Nice take on my death, I always love non-canon fanfictions. Very creative.