The Unmortal

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Post by Tzan » Fri Jun 17, 2011 11:19 am

Wow, can't wait for more.

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Post by Robot Monkey » Fri Jun 17, 2011 11:24 am

Wait a second... Pedobeluga figured out how to turn Immortals mortal? The Anti-Immortal Alliance needs that technology, but I doubt Pedobeluga would just hand it over...

Full-scale invasion time?
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Post by stubby » Fri Jun 17, 2011 11:41 am

Ah ha! Of course the noobs are first to fall for my ruse. Good luck invading a nationless population scattering itself through the universe like dust.

Meanwhile, I've got got sets built and waiting for two more episodes, so expect a couple more twists and turns tonight.

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Post by Tuefish » Fri Jun 17, 2011 12:41 pm

Any Vol involvement planned?
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Post by stubby » Fri Jun 17, 2011 12:59 pm

Tuefish wrote:Any Vol involvement planned?
Nope, just a Warhead and Pedo show for the intro story, but there'll be some stuff at the end that everybody else can pick up and run with. You'll see.

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Post by Warhead » Fri Jun 17, 2011 1:21 pm

Ah, so, Warhead has time to kill everyone, cover up this unfortunate mess and still be home in time for cornflakes..?
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Post by Zahru II » Fri Jun 17, 2011 1:25 pm

With the number of sphincters running around... :lol:
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Post by Ogel96 » Fri Jun 17, 2011 2:11 pm

I'll send the Libido sphincter right over!
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Post by stubby » Fri Jun 17, 2011 4:06 pm

Meanwhile, somewhere in hyperspace...

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"Grmblgrmbl hot moms... grmblgrmbl pedonukers, no...."

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":no:!!!!!!!!"

(intercom): "Lord Warhead! Is everything all right in there??"

"What! Who!
...Of course everything is all right, you fool! I wasn't screaming like a little girl, your headset is malfunctioning!
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(intercom): "Screaming like a -- ? Lord Warhead, security detected a massive energy spike centered in your bedchamber, and the Mom Officer shows no moms scheduled for tonight. Initial analysis shows a psychic blast disrupting the boundaries between hyperspace and the Negaverse, but the energy signature reads as Immortal and Undead -"

"No time for that now! Chief Mom Officer! Report!"

(intercom): "7.3 million moms within immediate warp range. No significant population changes since last night, milord."

"Navigator! Set course for the nearest mom-inhabited world!"

(intercom): "Aye-aye, milord."

"... Only a dream - a strangely silver dream.
All the moms, gone! What a horrible nightmare! Although I did enjoy the killing part.
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  • (to be continued)

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Post by Pwnerade » Fri Jun 17, 2011 4:21 pm

Nice work on Warhead's bedchambers.
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Post by Zupponn » Fri Jun 17, 2011 4:26 pm

This keeps getting better and better :D
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Post by Natalya » Fri Jun 17, 2011 5:03 pm

Zupponn wrote:This keeps getting better and better :D
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Post by RoC77 » Fri Jun 17, 2011 5:32 pm

Omg, that's too funny.... I almost laughed out loud with my boss sitting across from me....

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Post by Warhead » Fri Jun 17, 2011 6:21 pm

:shock: PHEW! Thank fuck! It was all a dream! Momward HOE! :D
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Post by Colette » Fri Jun 17, 2011 7:05 pm

Well, did I expect any less from stubby? I always wanted to do something with those pedonuker's but stubs f***ing blew my expectations out of the air. And the humor (Momville ftw!)!! I'll wait and see the continuation.

I'm surprised the antimortallium thing hasn't rested. Trattoria has nothing to do with it, but assuming all Nyphilians are dead either the immortals already have it, some smuggler picked it up and is auctioning it somewhere, or it's floating through space like the hunk of junk metal it is. Either way, good hunting!

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