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Alright, the time has come.

For those who want to judge, or know someone who wants to judge, nominate with a reason. Judges will be picked arbitrarily, but never without reason. Unless the reason is because the judge had no good reason and I want to send a message. This year, four judges of the most exquisitely amoral taste shall join me. For the first year, I will pick judges based on how they fit into archetypes. The archetypes are:

• -The Whore, Scratch
  
  -The Athlete, loafofcheese
  
  -The Scholar, colette
  
  -The Fool, TheShadowScythe
  
  -The Virgin, Zupponn
  
  The Jackoff of all Trades, Brikguy

Good luck to all of you, and may the odds be ever in your favour.

I call dibs on the fool.

Also, nice reference brah. You didn't confuse me with your ancient logics.

The Shadowscythe wrote:I call dibs on the fool.

Also, nice reference brah. You didn't confuse me with your ancient logics.

Your rank is reason enough.

As a judge, you will be expected to look at a lot of things, including your own and judging them on their own merits.

Everyone will have their own biases, however each judge's should be distinct enough so that a conspiracy I didn't intend gives all the prizes to one person.

I wouldn't mind athlete, but there's no reason anyone should pay attention to me.

I bet brikguy is chosen as the virgin, I know it.

Nah, I suggest Colette. Mostly because not being the scholar will piss him off.

IVhorseman wrote:Nah, I suggest Colette. Mostly because not being the scholar will piss him off.

If I wanted to piss off colette, I would have made him the whore. Which is tempting, but I doubt he'd accept those conditions.

You would also make a funny athlete, even though I think you've established that your legs are painful, but in much better condition.

loafofcheese wrote:I wouldn't mind athlete, but there's no reason anyone should pay attention to me.

You're right. Although I initially considered turning you down because a Debbie Downer would bring the rest of the judges down, I decided to take pity on you.

Will you accept the terms of this ambiguously worded binding contract?

I'll apply for Scholor so that colette can't, plus I know about half as much history as you do (and about 1/100th as much as brikguy does), so that might count for something.

Scratch wrote:I'll apply for Scholor so that colette can't, plus I know about half as much history as you do (and about 1/100th as much as brikguy does), so that might count for something.

You have been accepted as the Whore.

Hi there.

Zupponn wrote:Hi there.

And we have our Virgin. Congratulations.

Silverdream wrote:

Zupponn wrote:Hi there.

And we have our Virgin. Congratulations.

Fap Fap Fap.

Scholar it is then!

You let this happen.

IVhorseman wrote:You let this happen.

To be fair, you did too.

So let the judging begin!

IVHORSEMAN, YOU SMELL AND YOUR MOTHER DRESSES YOU FUNNY. -5 POINTS.