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Welcome all, welcome all, to the Silverdream Video Network Silvawards. There were many good things that happened this year, and as such, they deserve awards.

Best Beer Award

Nominated

• Shocktop
  
  Hoegarden
  
  Pilsner
  
  Corona

Hoegarden


Best Man Award

Nominated

• Theblackdog
  
  Mgb519
  
  stubby
  
  You, dear reader

Theblackdog

Best Game Award

• LISA: The Painful RPG
  
  Undertale
  
  Hotline Miami 2: Wrong Number
  
  Guilty Gear

LISA: The Painful RPG


Sexiest Man Award

• Silverdream
  
  Insert_Blank
  
  Silverdeam
  
  Silverdream
  
  Silverdream

Silverdream


Intelligence Award

Nominated

• Keldoclock
  
  Zupponn
  
  Natalya
  
  Blitzen

Keldoclock

Best Girlfriend/Future Wife/Online Lover Award

Nominated

• Overwatch_Elite
  
  Blitzen
  
  Natalya
  
  Kommander Ken

Kommander Ken

Cute Award

• InsertBlank
  
  Blitzen

InsertBlank

Biggest Nose Award

• InsertBlank
  
  Cpt. Zipps
  
  Keldoclock
  
  Duerer

Insertblank

Most Circumsized Award

• Silverdream
  
  Stubby
  
  InsertBlank
  
  Captain Zipps
  
  Nimja

InsertBlank

Least Circumsized Award

• Duerer
  
  Apollyon
  
  Dilanski
  
  Motorhead_Fan

Duerer

Best Trap Award

Nominees

• Shadowscythe
  
  Silverdream
  
  Stubby

Overwatch

Cutest Bum Award

Nominees

• Silverdream

Silverdream

Best Little Brother Award

• Collsipp's Brother
  
  Silverdream's Brother
  
  Overwatch's Brother
  
  InsertBlank's Brother
  
  Natalya's Brother

Silverdream's little brother Colette of course!



Wow guys, what a year. Let's take a quick commercial break, and then we'll be right back.

I nominate myself for cutest bum.

Can u handle me or
What I have to offer



Hmmm I'm fun open minded and ready for anything

I'm % clean
% drama free
% open minded
AWESOME



Call me and let me satisfie you the way a king Should be

See u soon xox

What... what did I just stumble upon?

Why did I not win best Trap?

And why was I not even a contender for cutest bum?

My bum is amazing!

thanks for the noms, grats to the winners.

I humbly accept cutest and biggest nose and most circumcised penis. I didn't even know penises HAD foreskin. I lost mine when I was 8 years old so I don't remember it too well.

Your penis?

I'm glad to have been nominated for something, it makes me feel that my time has not gone to waste!

As the winner of the Intelligence Award, I say that Spaten should have been Best Beer.

And, we're back!

Shit Taste Award

Nominees

• Keldoclock
  
  Ishnox
  
  Natalya
  
  mgb519
  
  Scratch
  
  Theblackdog

Natalya


Most Normal Award

Nominees

• KommanderKen
  
  Zupponn
  
  Scratch
  
  Redrover
  
  Collsipp

Redrover


Best Older Brother Award

Nominees

• mgb519
  
  Alex
  
  Silverdream
  
  Vami_IV
  
  Collsipp

Vami_IV


Most Humble Award

Nominees

• Silverdream
  
  Insert_Blank
  
  Ishnox
  
  Kaplan
  
  Duerer

Insert_Blank


Breadstick Award

Nominees

• Olive Garden

Olive Garden

Most Racist Game Award

Nominees

• The Witcher 3
  
  Undertale
  
  EVE Online

EVE Online

Biggest Disparity in Worldview and Reality Award

Nominees

• Keldoclock
  
  Natalya
  
  Overwatch_Elite
  
  Vami_IV

Vami_IV


Best Hotel

Nominees

• Watergate
  
  Gamergate
  
  Metalgate
  
  Brikgate

Watergate


Wow, you've been a lovely audience. It's sad to think that this is only 2/3s over. Let's have a word from our sponsors.

I'll take it!!

I think I meant 8 days old. Anyway I don't like to talk about it.

I'm not sure if any of those awards fit me...
and I don't want to try one on for size.