Japanese Cartoons

[Tzan]

I think Tenchi is awesome!

[Silverdream]

I watched the first bunch of episodes for Digimon, but had to stop due to the cancer.

I'm sorry to hear that. How are you doing now?

[Brikguy0410]

you hate SAO that's fine,everyone has their own likes and dislikes. what I can't stand are those aime fans who give you shit for liking a show they don't.

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Unpopular opinion but I like Adventure 02 a lot and I think it really builds on the lore from the first one.

[Overwatch_Elite]

brikguy is a fucking sage, not even ebring ironic

[Tzan]

I watched the first bunch of episodes for Digimon, but had to stop due to the cancer.

I'm sorry to hear that. How are you doing now?

Shinji took my temperature and now I'm feeling much better, thanks for asking.

[Vami IV]

Brikguy washed his face and brushed his teeth with his dick before paying his daily homage to the best anime ever, Sword Art Online. SAO was widely praised for its great writing, believable and flawed characters, and realistic relationships after its release in 2012. Americans were universally inspired by the greatness of SAO as the Freedom Caucus dissolved, John Boehner kept his post as gaylord, and Congress united across party lines behind Asuna, Kirito's one and only love interest because obviously SAO was too good to pander with a harem. A federal budget is passed and butt control is enacted, resulting in four years without any mass spoonings. With the support of their peoples, Obama and Putin bonded over SAO viewing parties together, mustering the homosexualty to set aside foreign policy differences and wipe out ISIS with strategic air strikes. Without any terror attacks in Europe, the U.K. remains in an EU truly dedicated to ever closer union. SAO (which is actually about SAO without wasting half a season on stupid elves and incest) accomplishes what years of barf eating easing could not, kick starting Japan's gastronomy and enabling them to build the International Linear Collider ahead of schedule to conduct new research into supersymmetry, which Brikguy glances on the news before going on his favorite online forum to worship SAO.

Brikguy suddenly wakes up in his bed and realizes he needs to take a shit.

I can't decide if you're a retard for thinking gun control works or for thinking that the EU is a good thing.

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The Fuchsia city one or her hot cousin?

[Natalya]

Okay seriously wtf is going on here?

[stubby]

not anime

[Tzan]

I like the Shinji named Shinji, the other Shinjis are just fat pigs, bleghh.

[Vami IV]

I can't decide if you're a retard for thinking gun control works or for thinking that the EU is a good thing.

I was like ha ha, great troll, somebody read a giant wall of parody text of how unrealistic it is to like SAO, and pretended to miss the point of the parody entirely, and then went on to pick the two least unrealistic parts of all the over-the-top unrealistic parts to object to.

And then I noticed it was Vami. Like oh shit. He's serious.

You don't love me enough to recognize my purple text!
No one understands me!

[Overwatch_Elite]

get back in the trunk son

[Silverdream]

get back in the trunk son

Get that thing out of your trunk, elephant.

[Kommander Ken]