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Witty Title Name The Second Cumming

Post by Overwatch_Elite » Mon Oct 05, 2015 1:16 am

we return to [STORY] following last week adventure of hero LEGO MAN and SPACE HOUND

space hound say to lego man "ilu" but lego man say "i am not an ANImaL Lover HOUND"
so hound cry and run into space
he get hit by space truck
lego MAN com to him and say "i say i am not animal lover"
and he finish with"but a HOUND lover"

*aduience cry and SPACE MAN squat dance away while kazakh noodle fall out tracksuit*

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Post by Scratch » Mon Oct 05, 2015 1:17 am

Why isn't there a way to like this? I cry every time.
The only unflawed system is Lego System.
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Post by Insert_blank » Mon Oct 05, 2015 1:18 am

Truly the highest form of art
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Post by Overwatch_Elite » Mon Oct 05, 2015 1:18 am

Scratch wrote:Why isn't there a way to like this? I cry every time.
open you're urethra and witness what i witness

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Re: Witty Title Name The Second Cumming

Post by RedRover » Mon Oct 05, 2015 1:21 am

Am I the spacehound?

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Post by Overwatch_Elite » Mon Oct 05, 2015 1:21 am

RedRover wrote:Am I the spacehound?
fuck off

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Post by RedRover » Mon Oct 05, 2015 1:22 am

Overwatch_Elite wrote:
RedRover wrote:Am I the spacehound?
fuck off
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Post by Zupponn » Mon Oct 05, 2015 2:05 pm

I am confused where SPACE MAN enters into the scene.
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Re: Witty Title Name The Second Cumming

Post by Overwatch_Elite » Tue Oct 06, 2015 1:49 am

Zupponn wrote:I am confused where SPACE MAN enters into the scene.
through you're anus


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