why purple is the best color

[Brikguy0410]

as you may know I have recently instituted my "purpleocracy" in thunderdumb (i would of preferred a subforum that gets more traffic but it's one of 2 places I have mod powers) why, you ask? because purple is the best color, and I'm going to teach you why

1:color of royalty

2:most powerful visible wavelength of the electromagnetic spectrum

3:Leonardo da Vinci believed that the power of meditation increases ten times when done in a purple light, as in the purple light of stained glass.

4:During the Silver Age of comic books, those with purple on their covers sold better.

5:In stained glass, the color purple or violet is seen as uniting the “wisdom” of blue and the “love” of red and symbolizes justice and royalty.

6:Julius and Augustus Caesar, Emperors of Rome, both decreed that only the Emperor could wear purple. When Nero became Emperor, the wearing of purple and even the sale of purple was punishable by death! By the time of Alexander Severus, who was Emperor in Rome from 222 to 235 AD, all the workers who made Imperial Purple worked for the Emperor. Later, magistrates were allowed to wear togas decorated with purple ribbons.

7:In Japan, the color purple signifies wealth and position.

[The Shadowscythe]

Petition Brikguy be banned for posting in facts for posting actual facts.

[Brikguy0410]

Petition Brikguy be banned for posting in facts for posting actual facts.

if you insist I can post some not true facts to balance it out-
1: the cyber-ape army that destroyed new zeland had a purple flag
2:the new world order is headed by a 9th dimensional being made entirety of pure purple energy, his name is Gary.
3:unlike green or orange vegetables, there is no change purple vegetables will mutate and try to kill you.
4:if you eat enough purple crayons it has the same effects as meth.
5:space ninjas have purple energy swords
6:purple construction paper has full touchscreen capabilities.
7:eating purple gives you ability to bring minifigs to life, you can then watch them slaughter each other.

[Quantumsurfer]

5:space ninjas have purple energy swords

Couldn't resist slipping one in, could ya?

[Brikguy0410]

Couldn't resist slipping one in, could ya?

[Vami IV]

I miss but also don't miss shitty brikguy.

Can I get more purple!brikguy

[Zupponn]

[Darkstorm]

Actually, turquoise is the best color
It's cyan-tifically proven

[AnnoyedZebra]

Cyan makes me sigh-an

[TastySkippy123]

Cyan makes me sigh-an

100th pun I have heard today. Make it stop.

[AnnoyedZebra]

Cyan makes me sigh-an

100th pun I have heard today. Make it stop.

it is your pun-ishment

[Darkstorm]

Cyan makes me sigh-an

100th pun I have heard today. Make it stop.

it is your pun-ishment

what have i done