The Odin Sleep
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The fuck you say? Do you know just how cool the Odin Sleep really is?Overwatch_Elite wrote:cool?
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what is the odor sleep?Quantumsurfer wrote:The fuck you say? Do you know just how cool the Odin Sleep really is?Overwatch_Elite wrote:cool?
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It's magical, is what it is. I understand, google can sometimes bring up misleading results. The Odor Sleep is a vulgar colloquialism invented by the Greeks because they were so mad jealous of the Great God Odin. He, in his infinite wisdom, time traveled into the future and brought Axe Body Spray Scientists back to Viking Era Midgard. He and all his Norse pals got lathered up and were subsequently swimming in women. If you've ever seen an Axe commercial, you have the beginnings of the idea. Anyway, the sea of women grew to be so great, the entire pantheon began to drown in a sea of lust. This made Aphrodite super mad because they were totally stealing her whole thing, you know? I mean, the other gods weren't happy. Zeus even had to turn into a swan to get laid once, it was all just really weird for them. The Greeks just smelled like cheap booze, both pre- and post-consumption, and all the wrong kinds of dirty sex. But Aphro was the most pissed. She tried to get her boyfriend, Ares, to do some arse-kicking but he was despondent from his own lack of strange on the side. Since she wasn't a very warlike goddess in the traditional sense, she used her diplomatic talents instead and struck a deal with the gods of the north. She gave them each an enchanted bladed stick to beat the women off of them so that balance could be restored.
And that's how the weapons called "Axes" came to be.
And that's how the weapons called "Axes" came to be.
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Quantumsurfer wrote:It's magical, is what it is. I understand, google can sometimes bring up misleading results. The Odor Sleep is a vulgar colloquialism invented by the Greeks because they were so mad jealous of the Great God Odin. He, in his infinite wisdom, time traveled into the future and brought Axe Body Spray Scientists back to Viking Era Midgard. He and all his Norse pals got lathered up and were subsequently swimming in women. If you've ever seen an Axe commercial, you have the beginnings of the idea. Anyway, the sea of women grew to be so great, the entire pantheon began to drown in a sea of lust. This made Aphrodite super mad because they were totally stealing her whole thing, you know? I mean, the other gods weren't happy. Zeus even had to turn into a swan to get laid once, it was all just really weird for them. The Greeks just smelled like cheap booze, both pre- and post-consumption, and all the wrong kinds of dirty sex. But Aphro was the most pissed. She tried to get her boyfriend, Ares, to do some arse-kicking but he was despondent from his own lack of strange on the side. Since she wasn't a very warlike goddess in the traditional sense, she used her diplomatic talents instead and struck a deal with the gods of the north. She gave them each an enchanted bladed stick to beat the women off of them so that balance could be restored.
And that's how the weapons called "Axes" came to be.
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