Why are c@s liquid?

[Duerer]

Judging from these pics, I'm fully convinced that feline creatures are in fact liquid. But can this board's fact experts explain to me why?

[TastySkippy123]

C@s are very compact animals, hence them fitting in glasses. The other option is, they are photo shopped.

[Overwatch_Elite]

Why does tastyskippy take everything seriously? I am led to believe that homeschooling causes autism.

[Insert_blank]

As a teacher with a degree in Education I can confirm that this is true. Basically children who are homeschooled are unable to develop naturally compared to other children their ages and as a result ae more suceptible to catcing autism.

[mgb519]

Duerer, actual answer: because cats are made of oil, which is why they hate water so much.

[Duerer]

The other option is, they are photo shopped.

Hopefully not. What if I want to pickle them to preserve them for the future?

Duerer, actual answer: because cats are made of oil, which is why they hate water so much.

But it still means that I can pickle them without any problems, rite?

[Silverdream]

cults hate cucumbers. I would keep them away from pickles.

[tahthing]

cults are not a liquid, they just act similar to a liquid.

[Sixfeed]

cults are whatever the hell they want to be, If they want to be a liquid, then they are a liquid, problem solved

(Also, since cults are scared of cucumbers, pickles (Or anything pickled really) also scare them, thus, It would be a very bad idea to pickle a cult, since a cult scared of itself will try to attack itself, which would probably result in a rip in the fabric of space-time, so yah, bad idea.)