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More Facts from the fact oven.
Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2016 4:51 pm
by tahthing
1: Brikwars 2010 has not come out
2: logically this means it must be before 2010
3: based on the number of Bigoted, Fascists, Racists, and homophobes it must be the 19th century
4: we have a very long wait for the 2010 rules as it seems to be the fucking 1870s
Re: More Facts from the fact oven.
Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2016 5:30 pm
by Robot Monkey
His post count is 1111, we're living in the 1870s confirmed.
Re: More Facts from the fact oven.
Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2016 12:21 am
by Duerer
1800s in general were p dark times.
Re: More Facts from the fact oven.
Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2016 2:49 am
by Overwatch_Elite
everything was better when my negro minerals remained unstolen
it was a different time...and I<.,...........a differet person
Re: More Facts from the fact oven.
Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2016 3:38 pm
by stubby
Manda: So. If you finished 2010,does that mean we'd move forward into the correct century?
Me: does this mean donald trump is my fault?
Manda: Haha, I mean, maybe? Only you have the power to fix this shit, Mike!
Re: More Facts from the fact oven.
Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2016 3:53 pm
by Overwatch_Elite
we're gonna make brikwars great again
Re: More Facts from the fact oven.
Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2016 3:59 pm
by Silverdream
We're gonna build a firewall to stop Overwatch.
Re: More Facts from the fact oven.
Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2016 4:56 pm
by Quantumsurfer
We got some bad, bad hombres on here. We're gonna get em out.
Re: More Facts from the fact oven.
Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2016 5:24 pm
by Brikguy0410
it's gonna be huuuuuge.
Re: More Facts from the fact oven.
Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2016 8:29 pm
by Robot Monkey
Look folks, when the internet sends it's people, they're not sending their best. They're sending Overwatch, they're sending Silverdream. Some, I assume, are good people. We need to get 'em outta here!
Re: More Facts from the fact oven.
Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2016 10:39 pm
by Tzan
Robot Monkey wrote:Look folks, when the internet sends it's people, they're not sending their best. They're sending Overwatch, they're sending Silverdream. Some, I assume, are good people. We need to get 'em outta here!

Re: More Facts from the fact oven.
Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2016 11:01 pm
by Robot Monkey
Folks, I'm not lying when I say Tzan is a yuuuge disaster. Tremendous disaster. He's a mess! He's talking about guac bowls and avatar images, we need to focus on the real issues! We will make the forums great again!
Re: More Facts from the fact oven.
Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2016 11:18 am
by Tzan
Wow! just so much racism against guacamole.
Poor people can't even afford to buy bowls to put their guacamole in.
When I am president, we will create a guac bowl giveaway program to those in need, just like free needle exchange.
Marijuana will soon be legal and the people will need a guac bowl for snacks.
Also our young girls need a good self image avatar, so they grow up in a healthy judgement free environment.
Nobody can make fun of you online for being fat, if you have a supermodel avatar.
Re: More Facts from the fact oven.
Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2016 8:03 pm
by Robot Monkey
Look folks, I hear Tzan takes donations from Saudi Marblecake. They throw good posters off buildings over there! Tzan needs to give the money back to the Saudi Marblecakians. Tremendous disgrace.
Re: More Facts from the fact oven.
Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2016 9:47 pm
by Tzan
The marblecake I received was for personal use only.
I keep a special cabinet for work related cakes, and while the two cabinets are painted the same and sit within 3 inches of each other, there is total separation between personal and business marblecake. King Saudi Marblecake got no special favors, only the usual ones.
It is regrettable that a LedZepplin poster was rolled up and thrown off a building.
But I heard that the people involved were really high at the time, so...