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First official Q and A thread

Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2017 10:27 am
by Brikguy0410
so I just remembered I have a subforum! I have decided to make use of it by starting this thread where forum users can ask me, the very official SEXY forum science history and literature expert, questions and have me answer them. the only real rule is that I can't answer math related questions- thats Colette's territory not mine.

EDIT: no facts, just monika

Re: First official Q and A thread

Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2017 11:11 am
by sahasrahla
tolstoy or dostoevsky

Re: First official Q and A thread

Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2017 11:28 am
by Brikguy0410
sahasrahla wrote:tolstoy or dostoevsky
zhukovsky.

Re: First official Q and A thread

Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2017 1:28 pm
by The Shadowscythe
Wine or Cheese?

Re: First official Q and A thread

Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2017 1:49 pm
by Brikguy0410
The Shadowscythe wrote:Wine or Cheese?
they both suck, you should be snapping into a slim jim.

Re: First official Q and A thread

Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2017 2:22 pm
by Arkbrik
When Mansa Abubakari Keita II of the Mali Empire set out across the Atlantic with his 2,000 ship fleet in 1311, did he ever reach the Americas? If not, what happened to them?

Re: First official Q and A thread

Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2017 2:59 pm
by Brikguy0410
Arkbrik wrote:When Mansa Abubakari Keita II of the Mali Empire set out across the Atlantic with his 2,000 ship fleet in 1311, did he ever reach the Americas? If not, what happened to them?
while crossing the Atlantic, Mansa and his fleet discovered an army of SS stormtroopers who had traveled back in time from 1945 to re-establish the 3rd reich in the Americas before it was even discovered by Europe. With the aid of several powerful wizard cabals based in Africa, Mansa and his army spent the 20 years battling the SS for control of the Bermuda triangle; or more specifically the dimensional rift at the center, which the SS intended to use to revive Piltogg as a living god. in the end, Mansa Abubakari Keita II was able to defeat the SS at the cost of is own life. so to answer your question, yes he did reach the Americas, but he never managed to get beyond the Caribbean Islands

Re: First official Q and A thread

Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2017 5:01 pm
by Arkbrik
Huh, very interesting.

I've got a literature/history question that's been on my mind for a while. Are any of the fantastical books that Jorge Luis Borges describes in his novellas and essays actually real books? Can they be acquired somewhere? Well aside from Don Quijote, already know about that one.

Re: First official Q and A thread

Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2017 5:12 pm
by Scratch
How many angels can REALLY dance on the head of a pin?

Re: First official Q and A thread

Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2017 5:48 pm
by Brikguy0410
Arkbrik wrote:Huh, very interesting.

I've got a literature/history question that's been on my mind for a while. Are any of the fantastical books that Jorge Luis Borges describes in his novellas and essays actually real books? Can they be acquired somewhere? Well aside from Don Quijote, already know about that one.
yes! the play from the secret miracle, the poem from alepth. the library of babel, they are all real, although they were all actually written Jorge himself. the novellas they appear in are actually encoded maps of where to find them. (for example, the enemies was actually written by Jorge Luis borges, the events described in secret miracle never actually happened, however the text contains a code that when deciphered, reveals the location of the vault the play is hidden in). when all of Jorge Luis borge's fantastical secret books are brought together, one can then decipher yet ANOTHER code that reveals an ancient secret believed lost when the Mayan empire fell: the recipe for the world's greatest hamburgers. yes, that's right, the Mayans possessed the greatest hamburgers in recorded history. for the past 50 years, various big name fast food franchises have waged a secret shadow war to acquire all these lost works of Jorge Luis Borges and obtain the secret to creating the legendary mayaburgers.

Re: First official Q and A thread

Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2017 9:40 pm
by Zupponn
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

Re: First official Q and A thread

Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2017 1:38 pm
by Brikguy0410
Zupponn wrote:How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
around 2,500

http://time.com/3702741/tootsie-pop-science/

Re: First official Q and A thread

Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2017 7:23 pm
by Omega Prime
In what way is this thread official?

Re: First official Q and A thread

Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2017 11:24 pm
by stubby
Omega Prime wrote:In what way is this thread official?
It's right there in Brikguy's title.

Re: First official Q and A thread

Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2017 1:18 pm
by Hiremas Alkerith
Why is my poop green?
:troll: